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!! The book

* Bella on Edward:
--> "Stupid, shiny Volvo owner."
--> "Stupid, unreliable vampire."
* Bella on rain:
--> The birds were quiet too, the drops increasing in frequency [...] so it must be raining above.
* Bella in the morning:
--> I ate breakfast cheerily, watching the dust moats[sic] stirring in the sunlight that streamed in the back window.

!!The film

* Edward is telling Bella what's on the minds of people at a restaurant:
--> "Money... Sex... Money... Sex... Cat."
* Charlie tells Bella to bring Edward in as he cocks a shotgun.
* "...I had an adrenaline rush. It's very common. You can Google it."
* "This is the skin of a killer, Bella!" [[BishieSparkle *sparkles*]]
* Bella accidentally whacking Jacob with the door of her truck as she first opens it.
* During the baseball scene, Bella (the umpire) declares Rosalie out. Rosalie's response is a very angry DeathGlare at Bella.
* When Bella meets the family, they are making Italian for her. Before she walks in, Rosalie asks if Bella is even Italian, to which Emmett replies "Her name's Bella" in a 'duh' voice.
** Shortly after Bella enters the kitchen, Emmett casually waves the knife he is holding at her.
* When Bella pepper sprays James, his reaction is to NoSell the pepper spray with a look of mild annoyance on his face.

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