Funny / New Moon

The book

• Edward invites Bella on a walk from her house. They stop just outside her backyard.
  Bella: Some walk.
• Bella finds out Jacob and his friends wolf out, link it to the recent murders in the area, and confronts him about it.
  Jacob: That's it? You're just afraid of me because I'm a murderer?
• Alice is weirded out by Bellas reaction to seeing Edward again.
  Alice: (to Edward, about Bella) I think she's having hysterics. Maybe you should slap her.
• Bella tells Edward she is just too young to get married.
  Edward: Well, I'm nearly a hundred and ten. It's time I settled down.

The film

• Bella jumping off the cliff. She goes cross-eyed!
• Jessica's analyses of the zombie film she and Bella watched, proving herself to be the more intelligent of those two.
• Facepunch, the movie Bella, Jacob, and Mike went to see:
  "Drop your gun or I'm gonna blow your freakin' head off!"
  "You drop your gun or I'm gonna blow your freakin' head off!"
  "Both of you drop your guns or I'm gonna blow both your freakin' heads off!"
  • "I love David Mamet dialogue."
• Jacob goes full Deadpan Snarker on Bella when she brings him a couple of busted up bikes to fix:
  Jacob: Scrap metal. You shouldn't have.
• The shot of the vampires and Bella in the lift together. It's the completely serious look on everybody's face.
• Aro's spontaneous laugh.