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!! The book

* Edward invites Bella on a walk from her house. They stop just outside her backyard.
--> '''Bella:''' Some walk.
* Bella finds out Jacob and his friends wolf out, link it to the recent murders in the area, and confronts him about it.
-->'''Jacob:''' That's it? You're just afraid of me because I'm a murderer?
* Alice is weirded out by Bellas reaction to seeing Edward again.
-->'''Alice:''' ''(to Edward, about Bella)'' I think she's having hysterics. [[GetAHoldOfYourselfMan Maybe you should slap her]].
* Bella tells Edward she is just too young to get married.
--> '''Edward:''' Well, I'm nearly a hundred and ten. It's time I settled down.

!! The film

* Bella jumping off the cliff. She goes cross-eyed!
* Jessica's analyses of the zombie film she and Bella watched, proving herself to be the more intelligent of those two.
* Facepunch, the movie Bella, Jacob, and Mike went to see:
--> "Drop your gun or I'm gonna blow your freakin' head off!"
--> "''You'' drop ''your'' gun or I'm gonna blow ''your'' freakin' head off!"
--> "Both of you drop your guns or I'm gonna blow both your freakin' heads off!"
** [[Podcast/RiffTrax "I love David Mamet dialogue."]]
* Jacob goes full DeadpanSnarker on Bella when she brings him a couple of busted up bikes to fix:
-->'''Jacob:''' Scrap metal. You shouldn't have.
* The shot of the vampires and Bella in the lift together. It's the completely serious look on everybody's face.
* Aro's spontaneous laugh.

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