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Eclipse (2007)
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- When Bella has fractured her finger.
Emmett: Fall down again, Bella?
Bella: No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face.
- Alice and Edward play chess, and because one is a mind reader and the other can see his future actions, the game is played almost entirely in their heads and is over by the second move.
- Edward drops Bella off at La Push.
Edward: You know, Jacob, if we weren't natural enemies and also you weren't trying to steal away the reason for my existence, I might like you.
Jacob: Maybe, if you weren't a disgusting vampire planning to suck the life out of the girl I love... well, not even then.
- Bella wants to get it on with Edward, who rejects her.
Bella: You won't sleep with me until we're married?
Edward: Technically I can't ever sleep with you.
Bella: Very mature, Edward.
- This whole conversation:
Bella: (horror)
The film
Jacob: (deadpan voice) I kissed Bella ... and she broke her hand ... punching my face.
- And when Bella's getting her hand fixed up:
Emmett: What, did you try to walk and chew gum at the same time again, Bella?
Bella: I punched a werewolf in the face.
Emmett: Bad-ass.
- Bella says Edward is 'old school'. Charlie asks her if it's code. Bella is then royally grossed out.
- Even better is the way that Bella abruptly ends that discussion and Charlie's dumbfounded reaction afterwards.
Bella: DAD! I'M STILL A VIRGIN!
Several
Beats as Charlie has no clue how to respond while Bella storms out of the room.
Charlie: I'm starting to like Edward a little more now.
- The somewhat meta awesome of:
Edward: Doesn't he own a shirt?