"Ow! Dios mio! You've definitely hit an artery!"
- Zack is thinking about how his dying while protecting Toki makes it the Best Death Ever, but then Towa appears and completely one-ups him by single-handedly defeating the rest of the assassins before Toki decides to go back in time.
- The finishing blow tutorial concluding with a Finger Poke of Doom against Ricardo, dealing over 70,000 damage! Unless the player had been doing some serious grinding in the first area, Towa is only at level 2 in that fight!
- The Running Gag of Drake!Zack chomping on Ricardo's head every time he tries to flirt with one of the heroines.
- It requires using a Pepper, but if Toki is active when the party first leaves to seek out the assassins on the nearby islands, the overworld conversation has her casually talking about hunting them down as nonchalantly as if she was preparing for a picnic, including lamenting forgetting travel snacks. Drake's reaction highlights that this is Zack just learning about some of Toki's Hidden Depths.
- Any time Boss Banter engages in Lampshade Hanging or even Breaking the Fourth Wall.
- The delivery of Drake's reaction if Towa is active after defeating Couier.Towa: Now tell me what you know, or I'll kill you!
Drake: Jeez! - Drake!Zack's reaction to the babbleberry is hilarious enough, but then you do it with Towa. She's too stunned at Drake talking to interrupt his rant about the sour flavour, causing him to go on a little longer than he does with Toki. Then, after he panics and realizes he blew his 'one shot at a first statement', she recognizes him by his voice. "Yes, hello, this is your fiance speaking." "Wh-What?!" Cut to Towa staring daggers at Drake with her knife drawn.
- If Towa is the active character when first meeting Ricardo in Chapter 2, his proposal will be to ask her to shave his face with her knife. She quickly whips it out and asks "You sure that's what you want?" He quickly specifies to only cut the hairs, wherein Towa backs off.
- The entire sidequest involving defeating the vampire that killed the mayor of Apparition.
- The nicknames that Drake!Zack and Netherdrake come up for each other.
- More to it than that; Drake!Zack came up with an idea that he could try talking to Netherdrake like they're related, only going by the flimsy logic their names both have "Drake" in them. It is led to be expected that such a plan was doomed to fail from the start, especially when it looks like Netherdrake humors Drake and calls him "Drakeypoo". Drake follows up with "Netherpuss", to which he roars... and admits he likes it.
- What was Netherdrake's condition for granting Reijo her immense wealth? Playing Old Maid twenty thousand times!
- Netherdrake also holds a grudge over that since Reijo won too many times.
- Whenever the Great Spirits "push out" a Something Four, complete with grunting noises and the heavy implication where they're pushing it out from. iNew was the only one excited to show the heroes of himself doing the deed, which was all the more reason for them to cover their eyes.
- Landing the unique Final Blow against Makimona in Chapter 3 has the heroine deliver a slap for max damage, followed up by poking at her as if to say, "Hey... are you still alive?"
- The fourth wedding attempt is this huge, heart-wrenching moment, and Toki actually stops right before the agreement to the vow, asking to speak with Towa once more. Both of them are adamant that they should be the one to marry Zack... right up until Toki agrees that Towa deserves it. Towa immediately follows suit, and it basically degrades into childish bickering. The man with the book even asks, "You two gonna kiss or what?"
- Almost anything out of Moebius's mouth, especially during a Motive Rant.
- "My name is Schrodinger. I have a cat in this box. Do you know what will happen if I put another cat in the box? They will stack."
- In both normal endings, the chosen heroine has choice words for Zack after his exclamation of, "You're alive!" upon being formally introduced to Eva after the reset.
- Toki's ending: A firework knocks Netherdrake out of the sky and Makimona charges through the crowd to catch the bouquet.
- Towa's ending: She gets revenge for embarrassing her by being the one to carry Zack out of the chapel and, come time to cut the cake, she swings the knife with Zack still hanging onto it.
- The rematch fight against Netherdrake during Chapter 4, wherein he has Moebius's high-pitched, feminine voice.
- In the Special Ending, the heroines' reactions to Zack's sudden proposal are adorably hilarious as they push each other to the forefront a few times telling the other to, "Do something!" before settling down.
