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Amazingly enough considering the topic matter, it has its moments.

  • The pub fight. Everything about it.
    • Not to mention Davy's parting line:
    Davy: ... don't hit people with cancer.
  • The boatman.
    James: Is he wearing...eyeliner?
  • When James is dishing out self-righteous advice:
    Miles: I like the way you subtly brought that back round to you dying, I'd almost forgotten.
  • This exchange:
    James: I have never lost my shoes playing poker, I have never had a bandit hold a gun to my head...
    James: I've never sailed 'round the- really?
    Davy: No.
    James: What about Marco's eighteenth?
    Davy: Was that Birmingham?
  • When Bill and Davy flip out at each other and start fighting, pathetically:
    James: Should we stop them?
    Miles: We should, but I'm kind of curious to see who'll win. (calls to them) I liked the little "ih" noise you made there, that was really impressive.
  • James: Why is it that I'm always the one that's getting it rather than giving it?
  • James desperately trying to hold in his laughter when the beachcomber speculates he might be going crazy.
  • James: Are you coming to Barafundle?
    *Beat*
    Bill: We are, but it's that way. *points in opposite direction*
    James: Fuck.

  • When the second tent burns down, and the scene that follows.
    • "I've got my knife, so if any of you start going Brokeback, I'll be going Rambo."

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