Funny / The Mad Adventures of Rabbi Jacob

• Pivert's reactions to the mixed marriage and the subsequent Ash Face / Blackface gag, with a wedding guest thinking he's the black bride's father.
• On discovering that his driver is not Catholic: "Salomon? You're Jewish?"
• The entire chase scene between Pivert and the henchmen in the bubblegum factory and all the slapstick that ensues.
• Pivert finding out his kidnapper expects to become the Prime Minister of his country:
  Pivert: I am very proud to shake the revolver of a Prime Minister!
  (Note that Pivert is driving, with Slimane's gun pointed at him, and he still lets go of the wheel to give the gun a handshake)
• Pivert's wife (a dentist) is giving a consultation... in her dress clothes.
• Pivert is forced to call his wife and give her the news that he's taking a plane... with a woman. When the furious wife demands to know What's She Got That I Ain't Got?!, Pivert gives a physical description of Slimane ("She's got... big hairy hands... big feet... frizzy hair... and a big mustache.")... that is apparently a perfect match for a (female) acquaintance of theirs.
  Germaine: Therèse Leduc? But she's sixty-five.
  Pivert: EXACTLY! For thirty years she's been in love with me, she doesn't have a phone, and she STAYS OFF MY CASE! [slams the phone back down, realizes what he just did]
  Pivert: Did you see that?
  Slimane: What?
  Pivert: I hung up on her!
• Pivert, being driven through the Jewish district at the Rue des Rosiers, in rabbi disguise, starts blessing everyone with the sign of the cross.
• Pivert and Salomon have a mutual recognition moment as he is being dragged around as Rabbi Jacob.
  Salomon: Rabbi, I have a question. My boss just fired me because I don't work on Saturdays. What should I do?
  Pivert-as-Rabbi Jacob: Go see him and ask him to hire you again, he'll tell you yes! Ask him to give you a raise he'll tell you yes!
  Salomon: Will he double my wages?
  Pivert-as-Rabbi Jacob: He'll tell you yes!
  Salomon: Will he triple them?
  Pivert-as-Rabbi Jacob: He'll... tell you no.
• Pivert keeping up during the Hasidic dance, much to Salomon's surprise.
• Some policemen take off their hats in order to be respectful in the synagogue "because it's like a church."^note It's generally considered respectful to cover your head whilst in a synagogue. Cue them confusedly tapping their heads at all of the Jews tapping their own heads to indicate to them to put their hats back on.
• Rabbi Jacob, on being mistaken, yet again, for Pivert (who's impersonating him):
  Rabbi Jacob: Again Pivert?! Who is this Pivert?
• Pivert, at gunpoint, trying to convince Farès he'll do his very best to forget anything he saw: "I don't even remember your name, Mr. Farès!"
• The befuddled reaction of the Catholic priest at the wedding ceremony when Pivert (still in rabbi clothes) tells him he's the father of the bride.
• A female guest at the wedding calls out Pivert for coming while wearing a weird attire. Pivert points out her braids and her fur hat, retorting she's disguised as a rabbi too!

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