Funny / The Green Berets

• Sgt. Petersen being woken up by Sgt Muldoon, before the crack of dawn.
  Petersen: 3:30! Is that right, Sarge?
  Muldoon: That's right, Soldier-boy. That's right!
  Petersen: We'd better get some sleep! We've got a hell of a lot of work to do tomorrow! (immediately tries to go back to sleep, much to Muldoon's irritation)
• One look at Peterson's non-military issued pajamas.
• Discussing Muldoon's avid interest in blowing stuff up.
  Doc McGee: How come you like blowing things up so much?
  Muldoon: My dad gave me a chemistry set. It got bigger than both of us.
• The whole scene regarding Provo's last request. It's also kind of heartwarming.
  Sergeant Muldoon: Are you sure that's what he wanted?
  Colonel Kirby: Affimative!
  Sergeant Muldoon: Maybe he liked so many guys thinking about him.
  Colonel Kirby: Besides that... It SINGS. (exits)
  Sergeant: (to Muldoon) It sings?
  Sergeant Muldoon: (bemused) That's what he said... Provo's Privy, It DOES sing!

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