Funny / The Green Butchers

• Holger waxing poetically about sausages, stating that there is "something mythological about killing an animal, and then mocking it by stuffing it into its own intestines."
• Sometimes it is the small things. Bjarne asks Svend if he is going out for the evening, to which Svend answers that he won't, as he doesn't feel like seeing any people at the moment. Bjarne grimly remarks that he shouldn't visit the walk-in freezer then.
• Practically every single one of Egil and Svend's arguments are hilarious.
  • Bjarne is trying to avoid Egil and asks Svend to make him go away:
    Egil: I would like to speak to Bjarne Amager! Is he here?
    Svend: I'm unfortunately not allowed to comment on that. Is there something else I can help you with?
    Egil: No-uh! ...Is Bjarne coming now?
    Svend: (firmly) Would you kindly speak properly to me?
    Egil: I can't speak properly! (knocks on the top of his own head) I'm brain-damaged! But even still... Even still, Egil should be treated equally with everyone else here in this house! ...Is Bjarne coming now?
    Svend: No, I promise you, he isn't. And you shouldn't be here either. (gestures down the street) Come on, leave the area.
    Egil: DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND DANISH, MAN!?!
    Svend: You know what? I don't want to have this discussion with you right here. Now, leave this place!
    Egil: (sing-song) But it's just the itsy-bitsy Egil-mouse who is visiting...
    Svend: Well, it's quite possible it's a mouse, but it's not getting in here.
    Egil: Yes!
    Svend: No.
    Egil: YES!
    Svend: No.
    Egil: YEEEEEES!!!
    Svend: No.
    Egil: YES!
    Svend: You know what? I'm gonna tell you something— (Egil points his stuffed giraffe toy at him) Don't you threaten me with that animal!
    Egil: But—
    Svend: Please, point that giraffe somewhere else so we can go back to having a somewhat intelligible discussion again.
  • At the end of the film, they get into an argument over beach balls:
    Egil: ♪ My beach ball is the biggest! Everyone loves Egil! ♪
    Svend: Shut up.
    Egil: Stop that! Svend sweats, but Egil is cute!
    Svend: You know what? I would much rather sweat a bit than be a four-eyed freak like you.
    Egil: WE DON'T USE "FOUR-EYES" IN THIS HOUSE!

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