Funny / The Great Westmore Nerf War

• The invincibility rule. Strip down to your underwear and you're completely immune to darts, with the catch being that you can't shoot others back. But some other schools actually seem to take it a step further:
  Greg: Now, I believe there's some other high schools in my area who take this rule a step further, to where if you strip completely naked, not only are you immune to darts, but you can also shoot other people. Of course, my school does not apply this rule, because there isn't actually much further they can go without raising this LLB's age rating.
• Probably the entirety of the G-Force's battle against "Who Darted?"
  • Greg spends a good amount of time planning the perfect shot to take out Fregley, even applying physics knowledge....only for the dart to barely graze Fregley's shoulder. Fortunately, Greg does take advantage of his gun's extra barrel to successfully nail him in the chest.
  • And then Greg ducks behind a tree and strips down to his underwear to apply the invincibility rule. After Jimothy discovers that Greg is scantily-clad but impervious to the Nerf dart, he signals for the others to retreat (even though he actually drives around the back of Greg's house).
  • When Jimothy sends Ruby Bird after Greg, the latter jumps his backyard fence to safety. Or at least, what he believes is safety.
• The overdramatic way that Greg's "bloodlust" scene is played out. Especially when he gets eliminated in the stairway shootout. A dart bounces off the muzzle of his gun (and according to the rules, that counts as an elimination), and he plays it out like he's been fatally wounded in battle and is about to die. He even breaks into the opening verse of Bohemian Rhapsody.
• "It's not illegal if you don't get caught." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
• This:
  Greg: This was a big problem. If the dog saw me, it would most likely start barking like crazy and alert its owners. You know what would be worse? If the neighbors saw a 16-year-old high schooler making a run for it from their backyard playground. Now THAT's a way for them to call the cops on you.
• Imagine going to a prom and seeing a random van with a kid from another high school in the driver's seat wearing a suit with the seat fully reclined and the theme song from Mission: Impossible blaring from inside the van.
  Greg: Whoever said being an undercover agent wasn't easy has obviously never met me.