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  • Six and Lloyd's first in-person meeting has Lloyd emptying half a can of pepper spray in Six's eyes and putting a gun to Six's throat. This isn't enough to stop the Gray Man from dishing out the snark:
    Lloyd: Hey, Sunshine!
    Six: You must be Lloyd.
    Lloyd: (grins) What gave it away?
    Six: The white pants, the trash 'stache... It just—it leans "Lloyd".
    Lloyd: (laughs at the quip)
  • Lloyd then asks for the memory card. Six isn't inclined to cooperate:
    Six: Is that it? (shows Lloyd a grenade pin)
    (a grenade falls on the floor between their feet)
    Lloyd: Ballsy.
    (they both make a run for it)
  • Lloyd finds Six outside the building and holds him at gunpoint, only to collapse when Miranda shoots him in the ass with a tranquilizer dart.
    Miranda: (to Six) Who's this guy?
    Six: (don't-know-don't-care shrug) Lloyd.
    • And the next time we see Six, he's stolen Lloyd's shoes to replace his own.
  • Lloyd returning to the headquarters, now wearing a pair of pool slippers and walking with a bit of a limp:
    Suzanne: Why are you walking like that?
    Lloyd: 'Cause I got SHOT IN THE ASS, SUZANNE!
  • During the final battle, Lloyd takes out his frustrations at two dead guards:
    Lloyd: MORONS! [shoots two rounds in the guard and kicks the other]

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