Funny / Selleck Waterfall Sandwich

Chapter One ("Kagura, Come Get Some Ham!")

• Hohenheim and the Homunculi are driving Kagura and Kamui to Goldenrod City, when Kamui notes that

Hohenheim is a good driver. Seconds later, Hohenheim gets pulled over and his license is revoked.

• This exchange between Kagura and Shinpachi
  Kagura: Wow! Even her sexy-ass boyfriend is -
  Shinpachi: Don't you dare!
  Kagura: Bitchin'. [Shinpachi duct tapes Kagura's mouth shut]
  Shinpachi: Never talk again!
• "As soon as the freeon gas clears, i'll get my hat and we'll hit the town."
• The reactions Kondo and Hasegawa had when they got their credit card bills.
• This exchange that breaks the fourth wall
  Gintoki: Great, i'm going to miss the anime convention!
  Gintoki Cosplayer: Tell me about it. I have to miss the Shinsengumi's trade show because i'm part of masquerade.
• Girugamesh!
• This exchange between Hijikata and Tae.
  Hijikata: Good evening, people. Shimura Tae, our resident gorilla needs you at booth #427.
  Tae: Tell him his mom needs him at booth #427.
• This quote from Kagura.
  Kagura: Seriously, Kamui? When I got the script, Yuki-Rin told me it wasn't going to be yuri, yaoi, ecchi, lemon, lime, shounen-ai, or shoujo-ai.

Chapter Two ("You Freaking Smashed my Tots!")

• The chapter title, which is shown above.
• Gintoki is talking about the Marineford and Sabo Arcs of One Piece, when this example of Lampshade Hanging occurs.
  Ace: [From outside] I have to film that scene in a few days, and I am not excited! Why did Eichiiro Oda do this to me and not Coby? The weak, little bitch deserved that!
  Gintoki: I thought he got stronger while in the Marines!
  Ace: [From outside] He's still weak and I hate him!
• "You shut your mouth when Billy Mays is talking!"
• The scene where everyone is watching Babar.
  • Gintoki mishears "Uncle Arthur" as "Uncle Aizen".
• Kagura singing So What? by Pink.

Chapter Six ("Lucky!")

• Katsura singing Brooklyn Rage.
• This scene with Hetalia cameos.
  Russia: Ты со мной. (Translation: "You're coming with me.")
  Estonia: Somebody save me! [Russia drags Estonia off-stage as Estonia is screaming]
  Gokudera: Should we help him? They weren't even speaking English.
  Kagura: I'm going home.