Funny / Scarred Survivors

• Chapter 11: Belldandy and Keiichi on the Ugly Beast when she watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail, got drunk on root beer, hallucinated to Old Spice commercials, and finally fell asleep just when she was going to kiss Keiichi
• Aiko when she met the goddesses at Keiichi's house.
  • When they tell her the truth, she does not believe them. She totally buys the completely fake cover story that they had used earlier with Keiichi's CO.
  • When she finally does learn the truth, instead of being shocked/awed/scared, she becomes over excited and begins asking all sorts of off the wall questions.
  Aiko: "Holy shit. Wait. Do gods poop? If they do is it considered a holy shit? Or is that only when the Pope worships the great porcelain god?"
• Chapter 15: Jackson meets the Ugly Beast "The shit is pink, Jank!"
• Chapter 24: Swamp Urd, and Swamp Belldandy
• Keiichi gives Belldandy his pillow to sleep with; she brings it back a few minutes later saying, "It smells like Urd." We can guess which pillow that is, and what Urd was doing with it.
• Pretty much all of Chapter 33, posted April 1 2017
• Aiko takes a selfie with Nebo, who is not Cheech, and promises nobody will ever see it. Really!
• Urd, Belldandy and Skuld wake up to find a very large cougar sleeping under Urd's hammock.
• Belldandy and Keiichi screaming 'WHAT DO YOU WANT?!' at each other until they end with 'I WANT TO STAY WITH YOU!' and 'FINE!'.
• Keiichi has a strange, strange dream with Team 12, Belldandy, Urd, Skuld, Lind and her Valkyrie flight in it.
• Lind obtains a cactus with googly eyes as a gift for her first date with Jackson. We hope Belldandy can talk her out of actually giving it to him. Urd would probably encourage her.
• Aiko posts her picture of Nebo, with embellishments. Bad Aiko! The Morisato family, and Team 12, post outrageous comments.