Funny / Rat Queens

• Betty’s idea of adventuring rations? Candy and Magic Mushrooms.
• Betty letting Sawyer know everyone has secrets. For example:
  Betty: I homebrew illegal drugs for pocket money.
  Sawyer: Uhhhh, Betty, you do realize I’m Captai—
  Betty (silencing Sawyer with her finger): Shhhhhhhhh. Secrets.
• This exchange from issue 4:
  Female Orc: YOU THE FUCKING RAT QUEENS?
  Hannah: Godsdamned right we're the fucking Rat Queens!
  Female Orc: YOU CUNTS KILLED MY BOYFRIEND.
  Hannah: We kill a lot of boyfriends! What makes you think we killed yours?
  Female Orc (pointing to Gary): HE TOLD ME! HE TOLD ME YOU BRAGGED ABOUT IT AND DRANK TO HIS SLAUGHTER.
  Dee: Nice one, Gary.
  • Which is immediately followed by this:
  Sawyer: What do you want?
  Female Orc: SEND OUT THE PISS GOBBLERS AND WE WON'T SMASH THIS TOWN TO RUBBLE.
  Hannah: Tizzie! You've been summoned! (To the other Rat Queens) Welp, Palisade's fucked.
• Orc Dave and his bluebirds.
• Issue 9 has this exchange;
  Invader 1: "The Rat Queens AND the Four Daves AND Lola AND Braga?, Bilford Bogin! We're going to need an army."
  Invader 2: "What the hell are you going on about? WE ARE AN ARMY."
  Invader 1: "Oh, Brad. Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad. You are so fucking dumb."
• Betty's raiding a dungeon while unconscious (and upside down) in Braga's backpack.
• After an enemy mage pulls out a spell book on the battlefield, Braga decapitates him in the middle of his page turning and advises to 'Rote Learn'.
• Hannah pretending to be Sawyer.
  Fine work, men. Fill out that paperwork like you mean it.
• Issue 16: As Dee is berating Vox Machina for “bringing a bear into a bar”, Vex’ahlia (said bear’s owner) is clutching Trinket’s fur with an offended expression very familiar to Critters. Laura Bailey/Vex’s protestations about Trinket are almost audible.