- In general, most of Andy's snarks as well as Medavoy's bumbling fallacies.
- In The Nutty Confessor (season 3, episode 14), a suspect tries to pretend to be insane in order to institutionalized rather than imprisoned. What's the solution to get him to confess? Disguise Andy as a psychotic cannibal and make the suspect his cellmate.
- Andy talking about an old girlfriend in "Rememberance of Humps Past" (season 5, episode 10).
Funny / NYPD Blue