Funny / Mystic Pizza

• Bill and Jojo are about to have sex in her house, but Bill is put off by the small statue of Jesus in front of him.
  Bill: I can't do this with Him staring at me.
• Daisy's Relative Error; when she sees Charlie with another woman at a country club, she assumes the worst, and dumps two barrels of fish into Charlie's car, only for Charlie to introduce the woman, Serena, as his sister.
  Daisy: (crying) I fucked up.
  Charlie: Yeah, but you gave it 100% effort.
  Daisy: (laughing) You're weird.
  Charlie: I'm weird? *I'm* weird?