Funny / My Family

• Nick's explanation of what happened to his holiday money:
  Nick: I bought a hat.
  Ben: What?
  Nick: A big hat.
  Susan: Well, where is it?
  Nick: It blew off.
• Susan and Ben often get into arguments, and Susan often withholds sex as a punishment. Ben tries this once, but doesn't have the will power to pull it off.
  Ben: Well, that's it! Were not having any sex tonight!
  Susan: Alright, fine.
  Ben: Nope, not gonna happen!
  Susan: Of course.
  Ben: Right!
  Beat
  Ben: Do you want to have sex?
  Susan: No, I'm being punished.
  Ben: Oh come on!
• The entire therapy session in "Shrink Rap". All of it.
  Susan: Do you want to talk about it?
  Therapist: Well, actually...(snaps fingers) You're good.
  (later)
  Ben: And then we know what happened next, the caterpillar turned into a moth.
  Susan: Ben's gone off the deep end.
• Nick's exorcism, complete with music.
• Nick somehow tunes every key on the family piano to middle C.