Funny / Man Who Speaks In Hands

• When an asker asks how he feels about people shipping him with Sans, Gaster is nonplussed:

  Gaster: He's my son.

  Gaster: I love him like he was my son.

  Gaster: Because he is.

• Gaster, newly freed from the Void, barges into his old lab, shouting "ALPHYS" at the top of his lungs, and, well...

  Gaster: (deeply unimpressed) Why is my lab filled with weeaboo shit?

  Alphys: Y-you weren't much better!

• Having detachable hands has its drawbacks.

  Gaster: Chiller! That is not a chew toy!

• What is Frisk's first strategy against Asriel God of Hyper-Death? Flirt!
• One asker tried to exorcise Chara from Frisk by attempting to invoke meme power. Nothing happens.
• Apparently, Semi (Gaster's father) has been disguised as a Halloween decoration for who knows how long.