- Nick losing his temper when he can't find out what's making the beeping noise. He's having a dream and it's his real-life alarm clock.
- Chad repeatedly changes the blocking for his romantic scene with Nicole, always in order to make him look cooler, or so he thinks. Finally, as tempers are beginning to fray, Nick says "I think we'd better go back to the original blocking." Chad says "Well, what was that? Been so many changes!"
- "You Hostess-Twinkie-motherfucker!"
- Peter Dinklage as Tito, venting his frustration at being a token dwarf with a classic "The Reason You Suck" Speech.
Funny / Living in Oblivion