Funny / Litterbox Comics

• Joel puts the boys in a racecar shopping cart so they can "drive a car like Daddy!" They proceed to do exactly that.

  "NICE SIGNALING, PR*CK! I HOPE YOU CRASH YOUR GODD@MN SH*TWAGON, YOU IDIOT F@*K!"

• Two kinds of moms react to their kids outgrowing their baby things: a kangaroo who blubbers that her kids are growing up too fast...and the cat mom:

  "My uterus is having a going-out-of-business sale! How much for all this baby crap?"

• Fran gets fed up with her son's constant singing of the Baby Shark song at the worst possible time.
  • Bonus panel: "Oh, the song?! Believe me, we hate it more than you!"
• Never talk labor stories when a hyena is in the room.

  "DON'T GOOGLE IT!!!!"

• Fran goes out clubbing with her fox friend who wants to organize a march for "all the stuff that's been happening on TV." Fran assumes she's talking about PAW Patrol and goes on a long rant about how it's jumped the shark.
  • In the bonus panel, she's drunkenly ranting to a cop about Caillou.
• Joel confronts Vincent and Cooper's grandpa, his own dad, over the lies he was told growing up.

  "Was any of it true, Dad?! The Loch Ness Monster...?"

  "-We got you to squint at a duck that was pretty far away."

  "My 'Laser Eyes' that could melt ice in a glass very slowly if I was super quiet?"

  "Your uncle bought you a joke book. We did what we had to."

  "Well thank God, Grandma went to live on that farm upstate and away from this house of lies."

  "About that..."

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