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- Episode 9 (I'm a No-Rust-Build-Up Man Myself)
- After J.D.'s slip of the tongue, Duke deduces that J.D. murdered Kurt but has problems with her stepmom Jade, who demands that she buy cigarettes before leaving. Duke tells her about J.D., to no avail:
Jade: Wait, so you're telling me that someone's trying to kill you?Duke: Yes!Jade: And if he succeeds, you'd be dead?Duke: Oh my God, has all that spray tan and domestic beer rotted your brain? Yes!Jade: Okay! Hold on. (flips her the bird and drives off)- To save herself, Duke calls a Ride Share and then 911:
Policewoman: 911, what is your emergency?Duke: Yes, hi, there's a killer in the Snappy Snack Shack. He just used the word "myriad", which is the same word my ex never would have been smart enough to use in his so-called suicide note!Policewoman: Oh, is that right? There's a killer at the Snappy Snack Shack? Wow, that must be so scary. Whatever you gonna do? I know who you are. You that punk ass kid that keeps prank-calling here.Duke: Oops.Cut to a series of flashbacks in the pastPast Duke: (on the phone, walking behind Veronica) Hello, 911? I'd like to report a crime on top of Veronica's head. (behind Brianna) 911? I'd like to report an unsolved accident from 17 years ago? Her name is Trailer Parker and her parents could not have wanted this. (behind Shelby) 911! Shelby Dunnstock has a French manicure on her toes and she's wearing jelly shoes!Cut back to the present, where Duke's ride pulls upDuke: Fuck the police! (hangs up)- Despite his best efforts, Duke's driver ends up crashing the car and dying. Duke is appropriately horrified:
Duke: Ugh. Hate to do this, Dathan, but you did wreck so (taps her phone) 3 stars. - Hellscape with Heather Duke:
- Heather's up to eleven Randy Rainbow persona and Crosses the Line Twice comedy in general.
- Episode 1: After mourning her friend, Duke switches to a peppy tone and says Heather Chandler's suicide was "not only tragic, it was iconic" for getting a ton of views and belittles two other suicides for garnering less attention. ​Soon after, she gossips that Heather McNamara "lied on her application to LGBT University".
- Episode 2: Duke is puzzled on how girls are attracted to David Waters, who she guesses earns 40 grand a year before taxes.
- Episode 3: Duke clearly reeling over breaking up with Kurt.
- Episode 5:
- At the start, Duke calls out to ugly people (Chandler), hot people (herself), and dumb (Kellyanne Conway), among others.
- Discussing J.D.'s "aesthetic of Caucasian nausea" Porsche blowing up, Duke wonders who would have "the temerity to detonate the Daddy Issues Mobile" and suggests "sentient decorative throw Pauline Fleming".
- When Elizabeth is arrested, Duke hopes the juvenile detention center has a musical program and wardrobe person.
- Duke claims the thigh gap was invented "50 years ago in 2013".
- Episode 9:
- Duke expresses that her death means she won't have to experience "trust falls during freshmen orientation week" and "humility".
- Duke appointing J.D. "Most Likely to Kill Himself in a Motel Room" and that he'll end up as a grocery store cashier masturbating in the stockroom during lunch hours.
- Chandler and J.D. saying "The Film Was Better" in speech bubbles.
- After giving Veronica a "The Reason You Suck" Speech, Duke sincerely thanks her for fixing her casket angle.
