Funny / Grosse Pointe Blank

• The reason Blank got a price on his head.
  Martin Blank: Jesus Christ! Yeah, I was out there tryin' to whack these three junk bond fuckos and these idiots were flushing game with sticks of dynamite! And the dog that they borrowed, little Boudreaux, was a retriever, get it? Boudreaux was never a target, Boudreaux was acting on instinct. I would never hurt an animal, and I'm offended at the accusation...
• Strange Minds Think Alike:
  Martin Blank: It's either because I'm in love with your daughter or I have a newfound respect for life.
  Grocer: That punk is either in love with that guy's daughter or he has a newfound respect for life.
• Marcella "taking down the office" by covering the furniture and the floors with gasoline while smoking a cigarette, as well as smashing the side of the computer with a mallet.
• Dr. Oatman responding to Martin's last call by smashing the shit out of his answering machine in front of a client.
• "You can't go home again, Oatman [as his former house is now an Ulti-mart], but I guess you can shop there..."
• Marcella's verdict on her own high school reunion:
  Marcella: It was just as if everyone had swelled.
• The distant singing when Martin's nemesis enters the house.
  Grocer: (singing) I'll be comin' 'round the mountain when I come... I'll be comin' 'round the mountain when I come... I'll be blowin' your fuckin' head off... I'll be blowin' your fuckin' head off... I'll be whackin' your fuckin' mind out when I coooome. Popcorn!
  • Grocer's distant monologuing the entire time Martin is calmly conversing with his lady friend, actually.
  Grocer: ...You're breaking my heart down here, Blank! I can't aim through the tears! (barks) BOUDREAUX'S COMIN' FOR YA!
• Grocer threatening to blow Martin's brains out and then fuck the brain hole in a moment that perfectly summarizes just how delightfully unhinged Grocer really is.
• "Hey, Jenny Slater. Hey, Jenny Slater. Hey, Jenny Slater."
• "Popcorn!" (Blank smashes Grocer over the head with a TV set)
• Debi shooting blindly at Martin from the tub before she realizes it's him, and Martin proposing.
  • Made even better with the final lines of the scene:
  Martin: I want you to think about this, and you don't have to answer it now. But Debi, will you marry me?
  [Debi has a shocked look on her face from the proposal. Bart, her father, pops up from behind her in the tub.]
  Bart: You got my blessing.