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--> '''Martin''': I want you to think about this, and you down have to answer it now. But Debi, will you marry me?

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--> '''Martin''': I want you to think about this, and you down don't have to answer it now. But Debi, will you marry me?
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-->'''Martin Blank''': I'm in love with your daughter and I have a newfound respect for life.\\

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-->'''Martin Blank''': It's either because I'm in love with your daughter and or I have a newfound respect for life.\\
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* StrangeMindsThinkAlike;

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* StrangeMindsThinkAlike;StrangeMindsThinkAlike:



--> '''Grocer''': ... You're breaking my heart down here, Blank! I can't aim through the tears! (barks) BOUDREAUX'S COMIN' FOR YA!

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--> '''Grocer''': ... You're breaking my heart down here, Blank! I can't aim through the tears! (barks) BOUDREAUX'S COMIN' FOR YA!



--> Debi has a shocked look on her face from the proposal. Bart, her father, pops up from behind her in the tub.

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--> Debi [''Debi has a shocked look on her face from the proposal. Bart, her father, pops up from behind her in the tub.'']
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--> ''Martin'': I want you to think about this, and you down have to answer it now. But Debi, will you marry me?

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--> ''Martin'': '''Martin''': I want you to think about this, and you down have to answer it now. But Debi, will you marry me?



--> ''Bart'': You got my blessing.

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--> ''Bart'': '''Bart''': You got my blessing.
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* "Popcorn!" ''(Blank smashes Grocer over the head with a TV set)''

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* "Popcorn!" ''(Blank smashes Grocer over the head with a TV set)''set)''
* Debi shooting blindly at Martin from the tub before she realizes it's him, and Martin proposing.
** Made even better with the final lines of the scene:
--> ''Martin'': I want you to think about this, and you down have to answer it now. But Debi, will you marry me?
--> Debi has a shocked look on her face from the proposal. Bart, her father, pops up from behind her in the tub.
--> ''Bart'': You got my blessing.
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-->'''Martin Blank''': I'm either in love with your daughter and I have a newfound respect for life.\\

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-->'''Martin Blank''': I'm either in love with your daughter and I have a newfound respect for life.\\
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* Marcella "taking down the office" by covering the furniture and the floors with gasoline while smoking a cigarette.

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* Marcella "taking down the office" by covering the furniture and the floors with gasoline while smoking a cigarette.cigarette, as well as smashing the side of the computer with a mallet.
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-->'''Martin Blank''': I'm either in love with your daughter or I have a newfound respect for life.\\

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-->'''Martin Blank''': I'm either in love with your daughter or and I have a newfound respect for life.\\
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-->'''Martin Blank''': Jesus Christ! Yeah, I was out there tryin' to whack these three junk bond fuckos and these '''idiots''' were flushing '''game''' with sticks of '''dynamite!''' And the dog that they borrowed, little Boudreaux, was a retriever, get it? Boudreaux was never a target, Boudreaux was acting on instinct. [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I would never hurt an animal, and I'm offended at the accusation...]]

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-->'''Martin Blank''': Jesus Christ! Yeah, I was out there tryin' to whack these three junk bond fuckos and these '''idiots''' ''idiots'' were flushing '''game''' ''game'' with sticks of '''dynamite!''' ''dynamite!'' And the dog that they borrowed, little Boudreaux, was a retriever, get it? Boudreaux was never a target, Boudreaux was acting on instinct. [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I would never hurt an animal, and I'm offended at the accusation...]]
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* "Popcorn!" *SMASH*

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* "Popcorn!" *SMASH*''(Blank smashes Grocer over the head with a TV set)''
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* "You can't go home again, Oatman [as his former house is now an Ultramart], but I guess you can shop there..."

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* "You can't go home again, Oatman [as ''[as his former house is now an Ultramart], [[BlandNameProduct Ulti-mart]]]'', but I guess you can shop there..."

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* "I'm either in love with your daughter or I have a newfound respect for life."\\
"That punk is either in love with that guy's daughter or he has a newfound respect for life."

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* "I'm *StrangeMindsThinkAlike;
-->'''Martin Blank''': I'm
either in love with your daughter or I have a newfound respect for life."\\
"That
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'''Grocer''': That
punk is either in love with that guy's daughter or he has a newfound respect for life."
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-->'''Martin Blank''': Jesus Christ! Yeah, I was out there tryin' to whack these three junk bond fuckos and these '''idiots''' were flushing '''game''' with sticks of '''dynamite!''' And the dog that they borrowed, little Boudreaux, was a retriever, get it? Boudreaux was never a target, Boudreaux was acting on instinct. [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I would never hurt an animal, and I'm offended at the accusation...]][[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4GDodf5eT0#t=02m13s]]

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-->'''Martin Blank''': Jesus Christ! Yeah, I was out there tryin' to whack these three junk bond fuckos and these '''idiots''' were flushing '''game''' with sticks of '''dynamite!''' And the dog that they borrowed, little Boudreaux, was a retriever, get it? Boudreaux was never a target, Boudreaux was acting on instinct. [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I would never hurt an animal, and I'm offended at the accusation...]][[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4GDodf5eT0#t=02m13s]]]]
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* "Hey, Jenny Slater. Hey, Jenny Slater. Hey, Jenny Slater."

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* "Hey, Jenny Slater. Hey, Jenny Slater. Hey, Jenny Slater.""
* "Popcorn!" *SMASH*
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--> '''Grocer''': ... You're breaking my heart down here, Blank! I can't aim for the tears! (barks) BOUDREAUX'S COMIN' FOR YA!

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--> '''Grocer''': ... You're breaking my heart down here, Blank! I can't aim for through the tears! (barks) BOUDREAUX'S COMIN' FOR YA!

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* "That punk is either in love with that guy's daughter or he has a newfound respect for life."

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* "I'm either in love with your daughter or I have a newfound respect for life."\\
"That punk is either in love with that guy's daughter or he has a newfound respect for life."
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* Grocer threatening to [[ItMakesSenseInContext blow Martin's brains out and then fuck the brain hole]] in a moment that perfectly summarizes just how [[AxCrazy delightfully unhinged]] Grocer really is.

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* Grocer threatening to [[ItMakesSenseInContext blow Martin's brains out and then fuck the brain hole]] in a moment that perfectly summarizes just how [[AxCrazy delightfully unhinged]] Grocer really is.is.
* "Hey, Jenny Slater. Hey, Jenny Slater. Hey, Jenny Slater."

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* Grocer threatening to [[ItMakesSenseInContext blow Martin's brains out and then fuck the bullet hole]] in a moment that perfectly summarizes just how [[AxCrazy delightfully unhinged]] Grocer really is.

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** Grocer's distant monologuing the entire time Martin is [[CasualDangerDialogue calmly conversing with his lady friend]], actually.
--> '''Grocer''': ... You're breaking my heart down here, Blank! I can't aim for the tears! (barks) BOUDREAUX'S COMIN' FOR YA!
* Grocer threatening to [[ItMakesSenseInContext blow Martin's brains out and then fuck the bullet brain hole]] in a moment that perfectly summarizes just how [[AxCrazy delightfully unhinged]] Grocer really is.
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--> '''Grocer''': (singing) I'll be comin' 'round the mountain when I come... I'll be comin' 'round the mountain when I come... I'll be blowin' your fuckin' head off... I'll be blowin' your fuckin' head off... I'll be whackin' your fuckin' mind out when I coooome. Popcorn!

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--> '''Grocer''': (singing) I'll be comin' 'round the mountain when I come... I'll be comin' 'round the mountain when I come... I'll be blowin' your fuckin' head off... I'll be blowin' your fuckin' head off... I'll be whackin' your fuckin' mind out when I coooome. Popcorn!Popcorn!
* Grocer threatening to [[ItMakesSenseInContext blow Martin's brains out and then fuck the bullet hole]] in a moment that perfectly summarizes just how [[AxCrazy delightfully unhinged]] Grocer really is.
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* "You can't go home, Oatman [as it's now an Ultramart], but I guess you can shop there..."

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* "You can't go home, home again, Oatman [as it's his former house is now an Ultramart], but I guess you can shop there..."
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-->'''Marcella''': It was just as if everyone had swelled.

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-->'''Marcella''': It was just as if everyone had swelled.swelled.
* The distant singing when Martin's nemesis enters the house.
--> '''Grocer''': (singing) I'll be comin' 'round the mountain when I come... I'll be comin' 'round the mountain when I come... I'll be blowin' your fuckin' head off... I'll be blowin' your fuckin' head off... I'll be whackin' your fuckin' mind out when I coooome. Popcorn!
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-->'''Martin Blank''': ''Jesus Christ! Yeah, I was out there tryin' to whack these three junk bond fuckos and these '''idiots''' were flushing '''game''' with sticks of '''dynamite!''' And the dog that they borrowed, little Boudreaux, was a retriever, get it? Boudreaux was never a target, Boudreaux was acting on instinct. [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I would never hurt an animal, and I'm offended at the accusation...]]'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4GDodf5eT0#t=02m13s]]

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-->'''Martin Blank''': ''Jesus Jesus Christ! Yeah, I was out there tryin' to whack these three junk bond fuckos and these '''idiots''' were flushing '''game''' with sticks of '''dynamite!''' And the dog that they borrowed, little Boudreaux, was a retriever, get it? Boudreaux was never a target, Boudreaux was acting on instinct. [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I would never hurt an animal, and I'm offended at the accusation...]]'' [[http://www.]][[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4GDodf5eT0#t=02m13s]]
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* "You can't go home, Oatman [as it's now an Ultramart], but I guess you can shop there..."

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* "You can't go home, Oatman [as it's now an Ultramart], but I guess you can shop there...""
* Marcella's verdict on her own high school reunion:
-->'''Marcella''': It was just as if everyone had swelled.
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-->'''Martin Blank''': ''Jesus Christ! Yeah, I was out there tryin' to whack these three junk bond fuckos and these IDIOTS were flushing GAME with sticks of DYNAMITE! And the dog that they borrowed, little Boudreaux, was a retriever, get it? Boudreaux was never a target, Boudreaux was acting on instinct. [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I would never hurt an animal, and I'm offended at the accusation...]]'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4GDodf5eT0#t=02m13s]]

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-->'''Martin Blank''': ''Jesus Christ! Yeah, I was out there tryin' to whack these three junk bond fuckos and these IDIOTS '''idiots''' were flushing GAME '''game''' with sticks of DYNAMITE! '''dynamite!''' And the dog that they borrowed, little Boudreaux, was a retriever, get it? Boudreaux was never a target, Boudreaux was acting on instinct. [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I would never hurt an animal, and I'm offended at the accusation...]]'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4GDodf5eT0#t=02m13s]]
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* "That punk is either in love with that guy's daughter or he has a newfound respect for life."

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* "That punk is either in love with that guy's daughter or he has a newfound respect for life."
* Marcella "taking down the office" by covering the furniture and the floors with gasoline while smoking a cigarette.
* Dr. Oatman responding to Martin's last call by smashing the shit out of his answering machine in front of a client.
* "You can't go home, Oatman [as it's now an Ultramart], but I guess you can shop there...
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-->'''Martin Blank''': ''Jesus Christ! Yeah, I was out there tryin' to whack these three junk bond fuckos and these IDIOTS were flushing GAME with sticks of DYNAMITE! And the dog that they borrowed, little Boudreaux, was a retriever, get it? Boudreaux was never a target, Boudreaux was acting on instinct. [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I would never hurt an animal, and I'm offended at the accusation...]]'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4GDodf5eT0#t=02m13s

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-->'''Martin Blank''': ''Jesus Christ! Yeah, I was out there tryin' to whack these three junk bond fuckos and these IDIOTS were flushing GAME with sticks of DYNAMITE! And the dog that they borrowed, little Boudreaux, was a retriever, get it? Boudreaux was never a target, Boudreaux was acting on instinct. [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I would never hurt an animal, and I'm offended at the accusation...]]'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4GDodf5eT0#t=02m13scom/watch?v=-4GDodf5eT0#t=02m13s]]
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-->'''Martin Blank''': ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4GDodf5eT0#t=02m13s Jesus Christ! Yeah, I was out there tryin' to whack these three junk bond fuckos and these IDIOTS were flushing GAME with sticks of DYNAMITE! And the dog that they borrowed, little Boudreaux, was a retriever, get it? Boudreaux was never a target, Boudreaux was acting on instinct. I would never hurt an animal and I'm offended at the accusation...]]''

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-->'''Martin Blank''': ''[[http://www.''Jesus Christ! Yeah, I was out there tryin' to whack these three junk bond fuckos and these IDIOTS were flushing GAME with sticks of DYNAMITE! And the dog that they borrowed, little Boudreaux, was a retriever, get it? Boudreaux was never a target, Boudreaux was acting on instinct. [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I would never hurt an animal, and I'm offended at the accusation...]]'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4GDodf5eT0#t=02m13s Jesus Christ! Yeah, I was out there tryin' to whack these three junk bond fuckos and these IDIOTS were flushing GAME with sticks of DYNAMITE! And the dog that they borrowed, little Boudreaux, was a retriever, get it? Boudreaux was never a target, Boudreaux was acting on instinct. I would never hurt an animal and I'm offended at the accusation...]]''com/watch?v=-4GDodf5eT0#t=02m13s
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-->'''Martin Blank''': ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4GDodf5eT0#t=02m13s Jesus Christ! Yeah, I was out there tryin' to whack these three junk bond fuckos and these IDIOTS were flushing GAME with sticks of DYNAMITE! And the dog that they borrowed, little Boudreaux, was a retriever, get it? Boudreaux was never a target, Boudreaux was acting on instinct. I would never hurt an animal and I'm offended at the accusation...]]''

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-->'''Martin Blank''': ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4GDodf5eT0#t=02m13s Jesus Christ! Yeah, I was out there tryin' to whack these three junk bond fuckos and these IDIOTS were flushing GAME with sticks of DYNAMITE! And the dog that they borrowed, little Boudreaux, was a retriever, get it? Boudreaux was never a target, Boudreaux was acting on instinct. I would never hurt an animal and I'm offended at the accusation...]]'']]''
* "That punk is either in love with that guy's daughter or he has a newfound respect for life."
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-->'''Martin Blank''': ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4GDodf5eT0#t=02m13s Jesus Christ! Yeah, I was out there tryin' to whack these three junk bond fuckos and these '''idiots''' were flushing '''game''' with sticks of '''dynamite!''' And the dog that they borrowed, little Boudreaux, was a retriever, get it? Boudreaux was never a target, Boudreaux was acting on instinct. I would never hurt an animal and I'm offended at the accusation...]]''

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-->'''Martin Blank''': ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4GDodf5eT0#t=02m13s Jesus Christ! Yeah, I was out there tryin' to whack these three junk bond fuckos and these '''idiots''' IDIOTS were flushing '''game''' GAME with sticks of '''dynamite!''' DYNAMITE! And the dog that they borrowed, little Boudreaux, was a retriever, get it? Boudreaux was never a target, Boudreaux was acting on instinct. I would never hurt an animal and I'm offended at the accusation...]]''
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-->'''Martin Blank''': ''Jesus Christ! Yeah, I was out there tryin' to whack these junk bond fuckos and these '''idiots''' were flushing '''game''' with sticks of '''dynamite!''' And the dog that they borrowed, little Boudreaux, was a retriever, get it? Boudreaux was never a target, Boudreaux was acting on instinct. I would never hurt an animal and I'm offended at the accusation...''

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-->'''Martin Blank''': ''Jesus ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4GDodf5eT0#t=02m13s Jesus Christ! Yeah, I was out there tryin' to whack these three junk bond fuckos and these '''idiots''' were flushing '''game''' with sticks of '''dynamite!''' And the dog that they borrowed, little Boudreaux, was a retriever, get it? Boudreaux was never a target, Boudreaux was acting on instinct. I would never hurt an animal and I'm offended at the accusation...'']]''

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