Funny / Greg the Bunny

• Tardy Turtle being told to be quiet during a paintball game. Unfortunately, his idea of being quiet is to sing, in an increasingly loud voice: "I am singing the quiet song, the quiet song, the quiet song, I AM SINGING THE QUIET SONG...!"
• From The Singing Mailman, where Greg tries to find out why Dottie is upset, and we get some interesting insights into his childhood:
  Greg: Come on, what's wrong?
  Dottie: I can't tell you! It's too embarrassing!
  Greg: Why, is it more embarrassing than peeing your pants during a Little League game, and then to hide it you fall in a puddle, but nobody buys it and everyone starts calling you "Puddle-Pants"?
  Dottie: ...Yeah! It's more embarrassing!
  Greg: Well, is it more embarrassing than seeing Nightmare on Elm Street, and you're so scared you pee yourself, so you pour soda on it, but nobody buys it and everyone changes your name from "Puddle-Pants" to "Pepsi-Pants"?