Funny / Flawed Crystals

• A week after the Gems leave, Steven takes Jasper out of her bubble so he can take a shot at uncorrupting her, but she ends up trashing the house. He ends up hanging on to her mane and yelling, "Jasperrr! Hold still so I can kiss you!"
• After defeating the first enemy, the Shark, Stevonnie gives a thumbs-up, grins and says, "See? I told you I could handle it, Mr. Dad-ster-verse!" which makes Greg laugh.
• After the first fight with The Drowned (Lapis' corrupted form), you return to the destroyed house. There's an option to check the fridge, which reads, "Really, Steven?"
  • Opening the fridge will yield 3 Lion Lickers, which restore 20 HP each. Steven thinks to himself that Amethyst gets them just to mess with him.
    Lion Lickers' flavor text: This cool new frozen treat is everyone's favorite — except Steven's.
  • Stevonnie's reaction to eating a Lion Licker:
    Stevonnie makes a face as they eat the Lion Licker. "It's okay I guess," they grumble between licks, "but it's just not as good as Cookie Cat, okay?"
• If you go to Steven's room, there's an option for "Take a nap on the bed," but it's crossed out. Connie says, "Are you crazy?! Go back to your dad if you need a rest."
• Stevonnie gets out some sheet music that Steven was working on to try and reverse Gem corruption. They try to play it for The Drowned, but they only get a few notes in before they're interrupted by high-pitched screeching and a water whip knocking the ukulele out of their hands.
  Stevonnie: ...Okay. I, um, wasn't expecting that. Is my music really that bad...?
  The clone [of Stevonnie] doesn't answer, but you somehow get the impression it's glaring at you.
• After Lapis is successfully healed, Jasper comes up to see what has happened. You distract her by yelling, "Jasper, I saw a monster outside! Go fight it for us!"
  • The morning after that, you wake up to Jasper swatting at seagulls and saying, "Stevonnie! These organic lifeforms were trying to attack you all night! I kept you safe!"
• The description of the Mobile Stone is "A refurbished gem communicator. Send a call to ride the Lapis Express back home."
• When you go to The Barn, you run into Ronaldo and ask what he's doing here. He says, "I'm so glad you asked!" The narration says that you are immediately not glad you asked, as he launches into a spiel about the spaceship that just crash-landed near Steven's house.
  • When you're in the pumpkin patch, Ronaldo is stalking you, and he shows up on the battle screen. He can even be clicked on to read his stats!
    HP: ???
    LEVEL: 0?
    ATTACK: 1?
    DEFENSE: 0?
    Maybe after this battle, Ronaldo will realize this is dangerous and go home.
• When Peridot uses Encouragement on Jasper, she says, "Jasper, uh...it's really cool how you're getting beat up for us! Do that some more!"
• Peridot has a move called "Insult" which consists of screaming at the enemy, "Get over here and fight me, you clod!!"
• In the Alpha Kindergarten, the team has to solve a puzzle involving color combination. When it's revealed Steven doesn't know about color mixing, Connie asks him if he went to kindergarten in a tone that means he really should have. Steven says of course he didn't, because he's not a Gem. Connie thinks that after all this is over, they really need to talk about getting Steven some real schooling.