History Funny / FlawedCrystals

* In the Alpha Kindergarten, the team has to solve a puzzle involving color combination. When it's revealed Steven doesn't know about color mixing, Connie asks him if he went to kindergarten in a tone that means he really should have. Steven says of course not, because he's not a Gem. Connie thinks that after all this is over, they really need to talk about getting Steven some real schooling.

* Peridot has a move called "Insult" which consists of screaming at the enemy, "Get over here and fight me, you clod!!"

* When Peridot uses Encouragement on Jasper, she says, "Jasper, uh...it's really cool how you're getting beat up for us! Do that some more!"

* When Peridot uses Encouragement on Jasper, she says, "It's really cool how you're getting beat up for us! Do that some more!"

Maybe after this battle, Ronaldo will realize this is dangerous and go home.

* If you go to Steven's room, there's an option for "Take a nap on the bed," but it's crossed out. Connie says, "Are you crazy?! Go back to your dad if you need a rest."

--->LEVEL: 0?\\

** When you're in the pumpkin patch, Ronaldo is stalking you, and he shows up on the battle screen!

-->LEVEL: 0?\\

* When you go to The Barn, you run into Ronaldo and ask what he's doing here. He says, "I'm so glad you asked!" The narration says that you are immediately not glad you asked, as he launches into a spiel about the spaceship that just crash-landed near Steven's house.

* The description of the Mobile Stone is "A refurbished gem communicator. Send a call to ride the Lapis Express back home."

** The morning after that, you wake up to Jasper swatting at seagulls and saying, "Stevonnie! These organic lifeforms were trying to attack you all night! I kept you safe!"

* After Lapis is successfully healed, Jasper comes up to see what has happened. You distract her by yelling, "Jasper, I saw a monster outside! Go fight it for us!"

The clone [of Stevonnie] doesn't answer, but you somehow get the impression it's glaring at you.

* Stevonnie gets out some sheet music that Steven was working on to try and reverse Gem corruption. They try to play Lapis a song, but they only get a few notes in before they're interrupted by high-pitched screeching and a water whip knocking the ukulele out of their hands.

* If you go to Steven's room, there's an option for "Take a nap on the bed," but it's crossed out. Connie says, "Are you crazy?! Go back to your dad if you need a rest."

--->'''Lion Lickers' flavor text''': This cool new frozen treat is everyone's favorite — except Steven's.

* After the first fight with The Drowned (Lapis' corrupted form), you return to the destroyed house. There's an option to check the fridge, which reads, "Really, Steven?" Opening the fridge will yield 3 Lion Lickers, which restore 20 HP each. Steven thinks to himself that Amethyst gets them just to mess with him.
-->'''Lion Lickers' flavor text''': This cool new frozen treat is everyone's favorite — except Steven's.

* A week after the Gems leave, cut to a corrupted Jasper trashing the house. Steven is yelling, "Jasperrr! Hold still so I can kiss you!"

* After the first fight with The Drowned (Lapis' corrupted form), you return to the destroyed house. There's an option to check the fridge, which reads, "Really, Steven?"

* After defeating the first enemy, the Shark, Stevonnie gives a thumbs-up, grins and says, "See? I told you I could handle it, Mr. Dad-ster-verse!" which makes Greg laugh.