Funny / Electronic Gaming Monthly

• In the war between Mario and Sonic, EGM voted Bubsy. Not that they're proud of it now, but...
• The team was so awestruck by the very concept of Turok: Evolution villain, Tobias Bruckner, that they immortalized him with their annual "Tobias Bruckner Memorial Award for Excellence in the Field of Crapulence," given to the worst games of the year. "After all, it takes the worst to represent the worst, and Bruckner, a time-traveling, racist, dinosaur-riding, cyborg cavalry captain, is the shining lighthouse on the craggy bluffs of god-awful."
• From the EGM Game Over Podcast for the week ended November 10 in 2013, Eric L. Patterson and Josh Harmon decide to end the podcast by subjecting their co-workers to a subreddit dedicated to My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic porn art on-air. Ray Carsillo rapidly loses all faith in humanity while Josh slowly goes on due to Bile Fascination and to annoy Ray.
  Josh Harmon: (disgusted) Ugh... Oh this is getting worse! (Normal speaking tone) Ray, thoughts?
  (a few minutes and LOTS of censor bleeps later)
  Josh: She's stylish. She's a DJ. (beat) OH THAT'S NOT WHERE THE MICROPHONE GOES, DJ!
  Ray: Can we go watch Thor now?
  Josh: When people say "get on the mic" that is NOT what they mean, DJ Horse Lady.
  Ray: Okay, I think we've all seen enough to last ourselves a lifetime. Eric, please close out the podcast.
  Josh: ... Tentacles?
  Andrew Fitch laughs as Ray groans
• From another podcast, Josh cannot pronounce the name from a reader mail, so he settles on naming the viewer "Totes Magoats".
  Josh: Totes says-
  Chris: Will you stop calling him Totes. You're probably going to scare him off from the rest of the podcast.

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