Funny / Eat The Unfriendly

• After witnessing Fluttershy kill Spoiled Rich, Pinkie gasps, “You killed her!”… after she just told Fluttershy about how she drowned and butchered an unconscious pony (he did try to drug Pinkie, though).
  • Fluttershy's reply:
  Fluttershy: She... um, deserved it? She was mean to my friend, so I caused her end.
• Pinkie's concerns about disposing of the body:
  Pinkie Pie: The Cakes will be back any day now, and I won't have time to cure her properly!
• The only reason Spoiled Rich's wake is so well attended is because of the open bar and buffet. Even Filthy Rich isn't upset after his wife's death.
  • Diamond Tiara also quickly takes advantage of the situation:
  Diamond Tiara: I think my grieving process would really be helped by several bowls of chocolate ice cream from the dessert cart.
• When Twilight sees the hot dog stand, Pinkie points out that "it's perfectly legal"... and shows her the permits and health code certificates.
• After Teddy Bear is decapitated, her head remains alive for just a short amount of time.
  Pinkie Pie: I heard it can take, like, two minutes for the brain to die after the head is severed.
  Fluttershy: Oh, probably not that long.
• During a brawl with Pinkie and Fluttershy, Chrysalis meets her end via bug spray of all things.^note Changelings are insects, and the bug spray blocked up her trachea which she uses to breathe.
  • Fluttershy's reaction when Chrysalis begs to be saved:
  Fluttershy: I'm sorry. I usually have this schtick where I soothe my victims in their last moments. But golly, somecreature just sucked all the love out of my brain, so I'm not really feeling motivated to do that. I'm just going to enjoy watching you die, okay?
• Fluttershy explaining to Ocellus what exactly a "chameleon cave crab" is.
  Fluttershy: They're.. a rare... I mean, they're very common, but they're little-known. They're not endangered or anything.
  Ocellus: Well, this one was.
• As it turns out, Twilight has drawn up psychological profiles of all her friends.
• Twilight's apparent apathy over the situation:
  Twilight: Anyway, I am very disappointed, yes. Have you killed anycreature else? ... That was... I mean kind of clever? But also vile and grotesque and wrong and you shouldn't do it again.
  • Fluttershy's response to the question:
  Fluttershy nodded. Then she hoped a nod meant 'yes, let's confess and hope for the best; Twilight's going to figure it out on her own anyway' and not 'yes, let's murder Twilight to cover up our crimes'.
• Twilight stuffing Chrysalis' hoof in Pinkie's mouth to stop her from telling all the details.