- Razz's rant about science-fiction movies.Razz: I'm a space nut. I'm telling you, my brain is filled with nothing but space!
- In the third book, Razz being upset when, after coming out, Bill says he would still choose Sally over Razz because Razz is just that annoying. And not as good a dancer.
- Razz's original script for his and Bill's film project. It's So Bad, It's Good. And sexist.
Funny / Don't Call Me Ishmael!