Funny / Disney Magic Kingdoms

• One of Hades' questlines has him kidnap Persephone to gain leverage over Demeter in the hopes of being named "Hades: Lord of the Underworld AND Tortilla Chips."
• Pain reveals how he and Panic saved Hades from the River of Souls after the movie ended: With a fishing rod. Beforehand, they were impersonating Hades, which went surprisingly well until Orpheus saw them and broke out of the Underworld to tell everybody. This led the duo to freak out when Hercules heard of Hades' apparent return and decide the best way to avoid being punched in the face was to get the real Hades back. Then when the real Hades returned, everyone pretended he was the fake, leading him to believe Hecate was up to her old tricks again.
• Two of Pain and Panic's quests revolve around learning that Ares' sons, Deimos and Phobos, essentially have their jobs, with Panic in particular...well...panicking about it.
  Panic: It's just, I heard these stories about Ares' kids, you know, "God of War" Ares. Well... one of his kids is named "Phobos". Phobos as in "phobia." His name LITERALLY means being scared of things! Just like Panic! He's the God of ME!!!
  Pain: I stubbed my toe about twenty different times walkin' around thinking, and now I'm too sore to walk to Olympus, so... I think my way of dealing with this is gonna be "forget about that Deimos guy and hope he goes away on his own."

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