Snarky joke about the health consequences of playing a drinking game with this work.
- Take a drink every time something happens in the work.
- Take another drink when this thing happens in a specific way.
- And another if it happens in another specific way.
- And down the whole bottle if it happens in a very specific way.
- Take a drink when an event is mentioned.
- Take a drink when a serious event happens. Finish your drink when a major development that is a spoiler happens.
- Take a drink when something happens, that annoys the person who wrote this.
- Take a drink when a character does something they normally do.
- Another warning about health risks.
- Down the bottle when something uncommon happens.
- Do not take a drink when this specific thing happens, because you'll get alcohol poisoning. (The thing in question only actually happens a few times but is remembered as one of the most infamous parts of the work.)
