If you're gonna anger Baldi, you'll need some drinks to get all these notebooks.
Official Game
Main Game
- Take a sip for each question you answer correctly when collecting a notebook.
- Take a drink when you get an answer wrong. Take two if said answer was for a question that you had no way of answering correctly. note
- Take a shot each time Baldi kills you. note
- Take a shot if Baldi's right outside the room you came out of.
- Another if he kills you.
- Two if you use a BSoda on him so you can escape easily,
- Take a shot each time the Principal sends you to detention.
- Two if it's a 30-second detention. Three if it's 45 seconds or higher.
- Take another shot if you end up escaping, but the Principal catches you again.
- Down a bottle if being in detention ends up getting you killed by Baldi.
- Toast if you're safe from Baldi while in detention due to either playing the tape or having WD-NoSquee on the door. note
- Two if it's a 30-second detention. Three if it's 45 seconds or higher.
- Take two shots if Playtime forces you to play jump-rope.
- Another if Baldi kills you while doing so.
- Toast if you temporarily cut her rope with the Safety Scissors.
- Take a sip each time you hear a sound cue from an enemy (the only exception being Baldi smacking the ruler).
- Take a shot if you get swept by Gotta Sweep.
- Two if he sweeps Baldi away.
- Toast if Baldi gets swept away from you.
- Take another shot if you got swept with Baldi. Two more if Baldi immeditately kills you after Gotta Sweep lets you both go.
- Three if he sweeps other enemies.
- Three shots if he sweeps you RIGHT into Baldi (yes it's possible, and not as uncommon as you might think).
- Two if he sweeps Baldi away.
- Take a shot if the Bully is in the way.
- Two more if you give him an item, but the item is helpful to you.
- Down a bottle if Baldi traps you between him and the Bully if you don't have any items.
- Drink to forget when Baldi kills you afterwards.
- Toast if the Principal of the Thing catches the Bully before you have to give him anything.
- Take a shot for every exit you trigger when you have all the notebooks.
- Down a bottle if you die while trying to escape.
- Two bottles if you were going for the secret ending (in Classic).
- Take a victory drink if you escape successfully.
- Add two shots if you did it with all the problems wrong, thus getting the secret ending (in Classic).
- Down a bottle if you die while trying to escape.
- Down a bottle if Arts and Crafters ends up warping you and Baldi to the starting location, and Baldi kills you afterwards.
- Drink to forget if you somehow survive Arts and Crafters (most likely by using BSoda on Baldi).
- Take a shot when 1st Prize "hugs" you.
- Another if he pushes you RIGHT into Baldi, thus getting you killed.
- Toast if you disable him temporarily with the Safety Scissors, but only when absolutely necessary.
- Take a shot if you run into Cloudy Copter and he blows you down the hall.
- Another if he blows you into Baldi and gets you killed.
- Take a shot if Chalkles shows up when you enter a classroom and alerts Baldi to where you are.
- Another if Baldi kills you because of it.
- Take a shot when Beans spits some bubblegum at you.
- Another if that causes Baldi to kill you.
- Toast in celebration if it hits Baldi and slows him down.
- Take a drink when Mrs. Pomp asks you to attend her class.
- Another if you’re late and she freaks out.
- A third if that causes Baldi to find out where you are and kill you.
- Finish the drink if Baldi kills you before Mrs. Pomp finishes dragging you to her class.
- Toast if you make it in time.
- Take a drink if you encounter the Test.
- Another if he shuts the lights off.
- A third if Baldi kills you while the lights are off.
- Take a drink if Dr. Reflex makes you do a reflex test.
- Another if you try to leave and anger him.
- A third if he shrinks you with his hammer.
- A fourth if that causes Baldi to get you.
- Toast if he hits Baldi instead.
- Drink to forget if you end up getting a game-crashing load screen easter egg.
- Take two shots and hit yourself in the head with a ruler if you leave a room and Baldi kills you immeditately if he's outside said room.
- For NULL Mode:
- Take a drink if NULL taunts you.
- Two if he comments on how he’s going to get you now that you’ve run out of stamina and have no items.
- Take two shots if NULL kills you.
- Take a preparation drink when you reach NULL's boss fight.
- Toast when you complete the boss fight, and again when NULL gets erased from the game.
- Take a drink if NULL taunts you.
Suicide Modes
- For the bravest of souls, bring a straw and take a small sip every time Baldi smacks his ruler. Take progressively larger drinks as he gets faster. If you decide to get all problems wrong and the sound plays at rapid fire (even faster in older versions), quickly remove the straw and chug until the bottle is bone dry, even after he kills you. We are not responsible for any actual deaths that may occur.
- If you're playing Baldi's BRUTAL Basics, upgrade everything above. note We recommend you also having an ambulence on standby.
- When jumproping with Playtime, take a shot for each successful jump, even when you have to start over. If you fail at a jump, take two shots. This will likely lead to alcohol poisoning, especially if you're playing with the above.
- For Gotta Sweep and 1st Prize, when they're sweeping (for Gotta Sweep) or "hugging" (for 1st Prize), chug the bottle for as long as they're moving you, but stop when they stop moving you around or Baldi kills you. If you're using 1st Prize as a way of getting around the school or your escape method, keep chugging and don't stop, even when he's turning.
- When you're in detention, chug the bottle for as long as you have detention, even when it's 99 seconds, but stop when Baldi kills you. WARNING: Doing this in Baldi's BRUTAL Basics will kill you, as detentions will always last 99 seconds.
- As long as you hear the sound of the tape or phone in use, keep on chugging and stop when the tape or phone stops, you can't hear them anymore, or Baldi kills you.
Field Trips
Camping
- Take a sip for each stick you collect.
- Drink every time you get some to the campfire.
- Take a shot if the fire goes out and Baldi kills you.
- If you were carrying too many sticks and was moving slow before death, take two.
- Take a shot if you run into a bear trap.
- Another if Baldi's after you and it gets you killed.
- Take a shot if Cloudy Copter appears.
- Take a sip if you scare him off.
- Drown your sorrows if he puts out the fire and you die to Baldi because of it.
- Take four shots if the Bully takes your sticks.
- Take a shot if Arts and Crafters teleports you back to the campfire.
- If the fire's out and Baldi is close to the fire or just appeared, down the bottle when he kills you after the teleportation.
- Toast if the teleportation actually helps you get more sticks to the fire.
Birthday Bash
- Take a shot if you get something useless from a present or a BSoda Machine.
- Drink to forget when the red Baldis start attacking.
Fangames
Unreal Basics
- Take 4 shots straight each time Baldi kills you.
- Suicide Mode: Take a sip every time Baldi slaps his ruler.
- Take a sip when The Parents warn you for the first time in a single game.
- If they warn you for the second time, take two sips.
- If for the third, take three.
- Take 2 sips every time Playtime gets you.
- Take 1 sip every jump you take when encountering her.
- Take a shot everytime you use a BSoda.
- Take 6 sips if you encounter or see the Bully.
- Take a shot if he blocks you in your way.
- If he steals your item, take 5 shots.
- If you give him the item on purpose, take 9 sips.
- For every notebook you get, take five drinks in a single game.
- If you beat any chapter, take a drink.
- If you beat the whole game, take 10 drinks if you died before, but if you didn't, down it by 1.
Advanced Education
- Take a shot upon being killed by Viktor.
- Two if he kills you while you were doing a notebook.
- Three if you're waiting in the punishment room when he kills you.
- Take a shot when you decide to spell words with the chef.
- If you're smashed, take a drink if you can't spell.
- Take another shot if you're not smashed but still can't spell.
- Speaking of the chef, take four shots when he catches you after he leaves the cafeteria.
- When he takes you to the cafeteria, chug and don't stop until he puts you in the pot.
- Take three more shots once you get cooked by him, thus dying.
- When he takes you to the cafeteria, chug and don't stop until he puts you in the pot.
- Take a shot if you get caught for breaking a rule and put in the punishment room.
- Two when punishment is twenty seconds.
- Three when punishment is thirty seconds.
- Two when punishment is twenty seconds.
- Dance and proceed to drink if you use the radio.
- Toast if activating it saves you from dying to Viktor.
- Stop dancing when the music stops, then proceed to take a shot.
- Down the bottle if Viktor kills you when you're being dragged by an enemy that carries you.
- When you do a Language lesson, take a drink for every sentence that's a reference to a meme.
Baldimore's Highschool
- Take a shot each time you get jumpscared.
- Take a shot for each time you get detention. Add a shot for each new detention.
- Take three shots when you get hugged by the bear.
- Down the bottle if this gets you killed by Baldi.
- Take two shots when the chef steals an item.
- Down the bottle if you're doing a notebook and Baldi kills you.
- Take a shot if Baldi passes by the classroom you're in.
