Gotta SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP!
—Gotta Sweep, when coming into contact with the player or any other character
No running in the halls. 15|20|25|30|35|40|45|50|55|60|99note seconds; detention for you! When will you learn?
—Principal of the Thing, when catching the player breaking the school rules
Congratulations!, you've found all seven notebooks! Now all you need to do is... GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!! Ha haaa!!!
—Baldi, upon collecting all notebooks in Classic
Problem three! *SCREEECH* plus *SCREEECH* times *SCREEECH* equals...
—Baldi, when giving the first unsolvable math problem
Oh! That makes me sad.
—Playtime, if the player cuts her jumprope with the Safety Scissors
Gonna take your canD D Y Y Y...
Gimme something G R R E E A A T T...
Gimme something G R R E E A A T T...
—It's a Bully, as the player approaches him
What? No items? No items, no P A A S S S...
—It's a Bully, if the player attempts to go through him without any items in their inventory
I'll take that! It's mine N O W W W...
Thanks for the generous donatiO O O N N N...
—It's a Bully, when he takes something from the player
I GET ANGRIER FOR EVERY PROBLEM YOU GET WRONG.
I HEAR EVERY DOOR YOU OPEN.
—Baldi, when you get a problem wrong in Classic
I HEAR MATH THAT BAD
—Baldi, when you get all the problems in a single pad wrong in Classic
Oh, hi! Welcome to my Schoolhouse.
— Baldi, greeting the player in Classic
Wow, great job. Please try and do worse though, I need to- *BEEEEEEP*
— NULL, upon getting the Normal Ending
Just reminding you to be at my class in (number from 0 to 4)note minutes!
—Mrs. Pomp, when encountering the player in the hallways
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! WEREN'T YOU AT MY... CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS?!
—Mrs. Pomp, when you arrive at her class late
Hey! Wherever you are, I'm gonna find you, so you might as well just quit the game now! *BEEEEEEP*
— NULL while chasing the player in Classic Remastered's Brutal Bonus Level
