Awesome / The Tourettes Guy

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• The fight between Danny and the bird that flew in the house.
• The cameraman escaping from getting his ass kicked by Danny's father, leaving him to watch helplessly as he pulls away from the house.
• "You gotta make confidence your bitch."
• Shirlena's Establishing Character Moment where she bangs on the bathroom door while Danny's taking a shower:
  Danny: Wait a minute, you dick!
  Shirlena: I don't have a dick, you prick!
  Danny: ... Shirlena? (Beat) Aww, shit!
• Danny declaring his freedom of speech after his son warns him about saying on camera what he'd like to do to President George W. Bush.
• Danny demanding a full refund for his cable bill and threatening to take them to small claims court.
• Danny, on the phone, yelling "PISS!" loud enough to flip the wall calendar to the previous month.
• The showdown between Danny and the angry janitor that confronts him about clogging the toilet.

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