Awesome / The Abridging of Haruhi Suzumiya

• Episode 12, right after Haruhi's Dynamic Entry.
  Haruhi: Fool, you dare wish to challenge me? I am the great Haruhi Suzumiya! While you were still learning to SPELL YOUR NAME! I was being trained to CONQUER GALAXIES! *evil laughter*
• This bit from Episode 4:
  Yuki: Alien cracka', you've crossed the line.
  • Also:
  Yuki: Okay, I'm not ***ing around anymore. *loads a gun offscreen*
  Ryoku: Huh? Wait, that's not in the-*BANG*