Alright, the finale. What’s there to be said? Agatha wins. The end... Oh all right. We’re not done, aren’t we? We’re never done. A loving liveblogger’s final request... for this Liveblog: Readers, let’s finish this together!
And so, through The Power of Love, it turns the cursed people back into humans, frees Sophia from the mirror, unbrainwashes George, and erects a giant barrier that pushes all the Changelings out of Canterlot... Wow... I’m never gonna let that go, am I? But I’ll admit one thing. The speech the twins give is better than “My love will give you strength!”
Turns out the Twins pulled an inversion of Thirty Five Minutes Ago and pushed the clock ahead by five minutes. Outraged, Agatha tries to push Sophia into the TV... I mean the mirror, but she falls into the mirror instead. It’s seriously reminding me of the Phantom Zone. Oh, and the moonstone is melted. And... HAH! The mirror broke. She’s probably dead now. And aw, that’s nice, Sophia lies about how Agatha is just on a journey.
Basically, the movie ends while more aesops are thrown out as if this movie was actually teaching anything, Sophia and George seem to be drugged with the Love Poison as they spend too much time lovingly eating and drinking as they talk to the parents, and the twins leave Agatha to rot.
KAMEN RIDE: DIEND!
Alright, where do I start? Ah, right! This clip! IT STINKS!
Okay, I will be merciful. It’s a decent 90’s romp. Very old-style. Very forgettable. Again, I doubt it would get as popular without the twins’ star power. The plot was actually pretty good, and the supporting characters nearly steal the show for me.
I still think this might have been a better story with Mr. N as the protagonist, since he actually has a character arc. The twins just... do stuff. Yeah, they have the whole “I don’t wanna be a twin” thing, but that’s only for a few scenes. A better movie would have fleshed out that idea, maybe even have Agatha tempt Kelly into considering snatching the moonstone from Lynn and being exactly like Agatha by torturing Lynn.
Oscar and Simon should probably get more screen time, since they had these odd arcs that just feel shoehorned, and again, like Mr. N, should have been the protagonists so that they can get more screen time. Agatha was a rather good example of Evil Is Hammy, and I doubt there was a single moment where I didn’t like her acting. She probably knew she was in a bad movie and decided to make the most of the movie by hamming it up.
If you want a movie to watch, watch this with some caution. It’s pretty average at best. If you’re an Olsens fan, this is for you. If you want a Halloween film, this is for you. If you want to riff, this might not have any snark-worthy moments. Welp, this is Psyga315 signing off.
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