Several things happened when we last left off Pip and his "friends". As we got closer to the end of this mediocre excuse for a film, the rhinos drank at a bar with a huge dance party. Plus, we got to see Pip and his pals try to attack, all without a single bit of Filler in sight!
Part Ten out of Ten.
Flash steps in some more poop, and Pip gets his Standard Hero Reward: some Tribal Face Paint, a shiny medal, and respect. Also, Lou is here for some strange reason. I really wish I knew why.
Pip's family finally comes back to even more cheap MIDI music, after being absent from the film for over thirty minutes. However, Pip refuses to turn back after making so many friends, giving back his bell while staying in the jungle. This upsets Nathan very much, and he has a hard time understanding this problem. Why must it be a Esoteric Happy Ending? I mean, Nathan promises to visit, but still.
On the bright side, Pip is now considered a friend of the jungle animals, and he finally gets some food! The End!
Of course, now that it is the end, it is time for the Closing Credits, with a poorly made Credits Medley to go with it! Here are some things in the credits that I would like to point out.
• Only six voice actors were credited in the movie, two of which were siblings with each other.
• One of those voice actors (Robert D. Hanna) was also this film's director, producer, songwriter, lead editor, and lead writer. Other notable jobs this person in the film included character animation, additional lighting, character rigging, and set dressing.
• His wife, Julie Hanna, was the associate producer.
• This film had NINETEEN animators. It is unknown if they go to class together, or if this was possibly a commercially released student film. Two of them helped with visual development. Some of the others helped with additional lighting.
• Some of the voice actors were also character animators.
• Mahzard Shahriari did both set modeling and set dressing for this movie.
• Julian Miranda was the animator who was given the most visual positions. She was also the casting coordinator.
• "You Don't Know a Good Thing" (a.k.a the Award-Bait Song) was performed by Andrea Jones.
• The film's entire original soundtrack is officially licensed under MacroCosmic Music, ASCAP
• The film's stolen music comes from various other websites, such as Ibiblio
, Incompetech (which just happens to be where I get the music for my videos from), and even Wikipedia.
• The creators literally thanked God for this film. I don't think that God will be pleased by this low-quality effort.
Thank god that I finally finished this godawful movie. Even if the computer animation was decent (which it isn't), there are no likeable characters, the action is at least twice as long as necessary, and the attempts at humor fall flat. All of this combined with the fact that you could just watch the real Madagascar instead gives you many reasons to hate this movie. Do not watch this, even when it's "Bad Movie Night". Trust me on this one.
Message to the readers of TVTropes:
Wow! If you can read this, then congratulations, you just survived what could possibly be the worst movie on the planet! I salute you, because I found it impossible just to liveblog.
Thank you so much for reading. :) Tune in next time, when I review another Pooh's Adventures episode: Winnie the Pooh meets Pajama Sam!
Until then, this is Snickerdoodle Hamster signing out! Remember kids: whatever you do, STAY AWAY FROM THIS MOVIE!
-Snickerdoodle
