As Feebil gets up he decides to try and make lunch first. Mr. Gastro does NOTHING on an empty stomach! This house is really really small. It's kitchen, dining room, (a dining room?) bedroom, and living room are all one room. The only thing with another door in this place is the bathroom. So as you can imagine he does this fairly quickly.
Despite this Mrs. Gastro STILL bitches at him to "Pick up a cookbook once in a while". Geez I bet she is fun to live with. Before Gastro can get angry he manages to start a fire while trying to make a sandwich! Epic Fail thy name is Gastro. Apparently there is something in the water of Sim City too as the stupid sims don't dare try to get OUT of the house or anything. No, they just stand there and scream at the fire, probably hoping the air from their lungs will put it out. Luckily for the two idiots a fire alarm has been installed in their house and the fire department comes to their rescue. Will Wright wouldn't want the little subjects to die before he was done playing with them now would he?
Now short ten more dollars, (ten dollars to get a PB&J sandwich in your own home?!) Feebil than tries to fix the tv. But living up to his name all it manages to do is send six million volts into his body and momentarily turn into a blue skeleton. Mom in the bathroom and hearing the screaming doesn't decide to go see what her son is screaming about or attempt to get help. No she gives a tut tut and another "serves you right" speech.
I'm now convinced that she is either a spy for Will Wright's Sim City or just hates Feebil. So Feebil will act on this and insults her with the worst insult imaginable.
"Your not a Sim! Your one of The Urbz!" Crushed at the thought of being a member of the Black Eyed Peas posse' she cries for a moment before Feebil repeats it. He than asks his "doting mother" for a hundred dollars to help him leave the house. Yeah right Feebil, I'm sure she wants to give you money...
It works!? Wow this is gonna be really awkward when it comes to the holidays. They can barely hold back there own rage now! Maybe Feebil will make a good dictator or just a corrupt Ceo.
Feebil feeling really hungry decides to look inside a cookbook to get some fancy new recipes. He tires of only getting delivery pizza. He doesn't get through one page before his dearest mother complains about missing her Soap Opera again! Jesus lady, you know if you want to see it that bad just go to a friends house or something! Feebil mumbles something about how he should have gone to Sim university or invested in the amusement park his friend was building while looking through more pages.
Soon enough he gets the skill and learns how to make...Pop-tarts! After successfully toasting his first food the Sim Gods give him the ability to purchase the "Aromaster Whifferpuff "Gold" in something known as "Buy mode".
Before he is done enjoying his toasted treat. Mom runs through a couple of other things in the fridge the lazily leaves her garbage on the floor. Mom the disposal is right there! I bet Feebil wishes he was never created in the middle of his lifespan. Momma Gastro than complains yet again about being bored.
Feebil feels a little bored too and decides to pick up a mechanic book for points. He must be a engineering savant though as he only skims through a few pages before he steps up to repair the tv again. Now that he is doing it Mom says quite clearly "stop trying to kill us!" and than complains about how it is taking so long. The Sims the only game where you can roleplay as a guy under the roof of an overbearing mother! Well unless you wanna play Dark Seed 2 but let's not get into that. Dawson is nowhere near as cool as Feebil.
After he fixes the TV Feebil decides to be spiteful of his Mom's desire to watch Days Of Our Lives and decides to take in Nickelodean's sixth Spongebob Squarepants marathon this year. After the marathon and a little R&R he goes job hunting. But in order to start his life he needs to know what path to take. The only thing preventing him from getting out of the house now is a major choice. What job does he want to take, and what career does he want after he gets out of here. So please tell him which of these three jobs he should take;
1.) A Golf Caddy working for 90 Simoleans a day.
2.) A Waiter with a hundred simolean a day payoff. Though that may just come from expected tips.
3.) Or Join the military as a Recruit! 250 simoleans a day for this job! I bet Feebil loves the sound of that money! But does he really want to join the grand people's army of Simitania?
Also what career does he eventually desire? His eventually career tracks could lead him to working in the X-Tream career tracks, Entertainment, Slacker, Military, Musician, or he could later hook up with mafia and take up a life of crime!
You guys hold the fate of Feebil's future in the palm of your hand! Make him the best sim he can be! The decision is made Monday so cast your vote for Feebil's future ASAP!
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