History YMMV / Yotobi

** "Non ho capito." [[labelnote:Explanation]] In his review of "The Lady", Yotobi has this reaction after a montagne where he is show theorizing. The line quickly became a common joke in Italian {{YTP}}.[[/labelnote]]

** "Non ho capito." [[labelnote:Explanation]] In his review of "The Lady", Yotobi has this reaction after a montagne where he is show theorizing. The line quickly became a common joke in Italian YTPs.[[/labelnote]]

* FanNickname: Yotozombie for the zombie version of Yotobi in the Nights Of Terror episode.

* MomentOfAwesome: His ''Asylum'' special, where he details everything that’s wrong with that film studio.
** His review of ''Le Notti del Terrore'' (“Nights of Terror”) features really good–looking visual effects for [[BackFromTheDead YoZombie]].

* FunnyMoments:
** ''Film/MegaSharkVsGiantOctopus'': the fact that he wrote a list of Asylum ripoff movies... on toilet paper.
*** And for the saquel, ''Vs Crocosaur'', he loses it at the radio scene.[[labelnote: To clarify]]The shark spots and swallows whole an entire nuclear submarine because a radio turned on after falling.[[/labelnote]] “Yes, you are ''all fucked''.”
** ''Primal Park'': Yotobi’s facial expression after the GilliganCut.
*** His (temporary) RageQuit at the BigBad’s death scene. [[spoiler:The co–commentator just plain quits]].
--> [[spoiler:Pfft, ''amateur''.]]
** ''Monster'', the Asylum ripoff of Cloverfield: the entire review. His interpretation of the ending: [[spoiler:the camera has been DrivenToSuicide]].
** The Asylum special.
** And the 100th review as well, about ''[[Creator/DingoPictures Dinosaur Adventure]]''. Which wasn’t one of his usual horror movies, but it managed to include InferredHolocaust and [[ImAHumanitarian cannibalism]].
** ''Film/{{Birdemic}}'': his reaction to the [[SpecialEffectFailure birds]]. He then declares the movie [[ItsTheBestTropeEver Best Fi]][[SoBadItsGood lm Ever]].
** ''Troppo Belli'':
*** He can’t find anything to say about the plot — because there is ''literally'' no plot whatsoever to make fun of.
*** He compares reviewing the movie to (paraphrased) “shooting fish in a barrel. With a rocket launcher.”
*** The [[SanitySlippage reaction]] to the striptease scene.
** ''Titanic 2''. Apparently it was sunk by tsunamis because '''Mother Nature herself''' [[TakeThat hates The Asylum]].
*** His reaction to an example of WorstAid: “Why not use ''PVA glue'' at this point?” Cue a bit from the Italian edition of ''Series/ArtAttack''.
** ''[[SpiderMan Supaidaman]]'': aside from the reactions to all the [[WidgetSeries Japanese stuff]], we have the explanation as to why the alien chose Peter for his revenge: [[spoiler:[[DeadpanSnarker because otherwise]] [[LampshadeHanging the plot wouldn’t go on]]]].
*** Later topped by “Is that a ''[[MightyMorphinPowerRangers Megazord]]''?”
** ''Robotropolis'': “Why, in the name of all that is holy on this cursed earth, would you build robots that stand around people, '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis with. Fire. Arms!?!]]''' […] It’s like buying a ''toaster'' with an integrated ''sawed off shotgun''!”
*** And a few seconds later, “And while behind me [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight a man is murdered by a robot]], we go back to Tom with the weather report.”
*** He [[TemptingFate compliments a character]] for making a rational decision (dragging the robots away from the woman and pulling a HeroicSacrifice)… [[WhatAnIdiot and he just reunites with her]]. Cue ClusterFBomb.
*** The ending. [[spoiler:The technicians find the bug that makes the robots crazy, they press a button… and cliffhanger]]. Cue censored AtomicFBomb [[CameraAbuse that disrupts the signal of the video itself]].
** ''WesternAnimation/TheLittlePandaFighter'': Pancada is at a dancing auction. He [[ItMakesSenseInContext flies in the air over the jury and out of the front door]]:
-->'''Doodle''': (StunnedSilence)
-->'''Yotobi''': (StunnedSilence)
-->'''Doodle''': If I had a brain, it would be dripping out of my nose.
-->'''Yotobi''': [[MindScrew I]] ''[[MindScrew honestly]]'' [[MindScrew don’t know what the]] ''[[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]'' [[MindScrew happened here]].
** ''Elves'': The constant delusion that this is a Christmas family movie. “Falalalala, lala la la.”
** ''[=AlbaKiara=] (litterally “Bright Dawn”)'': Everything. He repeatedly begs for the characters’ death.
*** His reactions to the [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Big Lipped Alligator Moments]].
** His opinion on “family movies.” Or, as he calls them, “Those you find on Sunday afternoons on TV while your PC is at the repair shop because your father accidentally installed some viruses.”
** His reactions to the anticlimactic battles in Dingo Pitcures’ ''Hercules'' movie.
-->'''Yotobi''': ''“That, that, that, that, that’s not a battle! That’s a child playing with two dolls! Those are two cardboard cutouts of Hercules and the lion thrown into a washing machine! […] Creator/StudioGhibli, [[SarcasmMode eat your heart out]]! Here comes Dingo Pictures, [[PrecisionFStrike motherfucker]]!”''
** His NES whispering to him in the language of [[LordOfTheRings Mordor]].
** His reaction to a particularly absurd line in ''The Lady'' ("Elevata, vorrei agguantarla." It's impossible to translate that because there's just no way to convey the absolute lack of sense whatsoever in it, but it literally means "Elevated, I want to grab her", a rather absurd way to say "she's hot, I want to sleep with her"). He just plays it again twice, and then had Creator/DanteAlighieri telling the guy to talk like a human being.
*** Earlier on that commentary, there was another one when the titular lady defines "english humors" her driver’s saying he will follow her orders: his speechless for a minute, then he writes down "british humor?", then there’s a whole scene with him writing notes on it, then it pins it up to the wall connecting everything ([[FreezeFrameBonus if you look at it, you can see]] [[Series/{{Lost}} the series of numbers 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42]], [[Series/BreakingBad "To W.W."]], [[Series/{{Sherlock}} "I AM ____LOCKED]] and [[ItMakesSenseInContext the ashtag]] [[Series/CameraCafe #lescale]]) he then ''looks'' at it, takes of his glasses and…
--->'''Yotobi''':[[MindScrew I don’t understand.]]

** His reaction to a particullary absurd line in ''The Lady'' (“Elevata, vorrei agguantarla.” I wouldn’t have any idea how to translate that because there’s just no way to convey the absolute lack of sense whatsoever in it, but’s basically a way to say he wanted to go to bed with the main character): He just plays it again twice, and then had DanteAlighieri telling the guy to use more linear speech.

** ''{{Film/MegaSharkVsGiantOctopus}}'': the fact that he wrote a list of Asylum ripoff movies... on toilet paper.

* OneSceneWonder: Doodle, who appeared in ''[[Creator/VideoBrinquedo The Little Panda Fighter]]'' review. Despite him becoming an [[EnsembleDarkhorse instant fan favorite]], Yotobi has pretty much outright stated that he won’t bring him back.

** ''[[Creator/VideoBrinquedo Little Panda Fighter]]'': Pancada is at a dancing auction. He [[ItMakesSenseInContext flies in the air over the jury and out of the front door]]:

** ''[[VideoBrinquedo Little Panda Fighter]]'': Pancada is at a dancing auction. He [[ItMakesSenseInContext flies in the air over the jury and out of the front door]]:

-->'''Yotobi''':[[MindScrew I don’t understand.]]

* MemeticMutation: Some of his reviews gave birth to some memes (that often degenerated and became hated on in the same review that spread them), such as [[SpecialEffectsFailure “TUNF!”]] from his review of ''Korkusuz'', better known as Turkish Rambo, when he joked about the fact that the movie’s creators really didn’t know how a bazooka worked.

-->'''Yotobi''': ''“That, that, that, that, that’s not a battle! That’s a child playing with two dolls! Those are two cardboard cutouts of Hercules and the lion thrown into a washing machine! […] StudioGhibli, [[SarcasmMode eat your heart out]]! Here comes Dingo Pictures, [[PrecisionFStrike motherfucker]]!”''

** And the 100th review as well, about ''[[Creator/DingoPictures Dinosaur Adventure]]''. Which wasn’t one of his usual horror movies, but it managed to include InferredHolocaust, [[ImAHumanitarian cannibalism]] and FreudWasRight.

** The ''Asylum'' special.

** ''Titanic 2''. Apparently it was sunk by tsunamis because '''Mother Nature herself''' [[TakeThat hates Asylum]].

*** And for the saquel, ''"Vs Crocosaur"'', he loses it at the radio scene.[[labelnote: To clarify]]The shark spots and swallows whole an entire nuclear submarine because a radio turned on after falling.[[/labelnote]] "Yes, you are '''all fucked'''."
** ''Primal Park'': Yotobi's facial expression after the GilliganCut.
*** His (temporary) RageQuit at the BigBad's death scene. [[spoiler:The co-commentator just plain quits]].

** And the 100th review as well, about ''[[Creator/DingoPictures Dinosaur Adventure]]''. Which wasn't one of his usual horror movies... but it managed to include InferredHolocaust, [[ImAHumanitarian cannibalism]] and FreudWasRight.

*** He can't find anything to say about the plot...because there is ''literally'' no plot whatsoever to make fun of.
*** He compares reviewing the movie to (paraphrased) "shooting fish in a barrel. With a rocket launcher".

*** His reaction to an example of WorstAid: "Why not use ''PVA glue'' at this point?". Cue a bit from the Italian edition of ''Art Attack''.
** ''[[SpiderMan Supaidaman]]'': aside from the reactions to all the [[WidgetSeries Japanese stuff]], we have the explanation as to why the alien chose Peter for his revenge: [[spoiler:[[DeadpanSnarker because otherwise]] [[LampshadeHanging the plot wouldn't go on]]]].
*** Later topped by "Is that a [[MightyMorphinPowerRangers MEGAZORD]]?!?"
** ''Robotropolis'': "Why, in the name of all that is holy on this cursed earth, would you build robots that stand around people, '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis with. Fire. Arms!?!]]'''[...]It's like buying a ''toaster'' with an integrated ''sawed off shotgun''!"
*** And a few seconds later, "And while behind me [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight a man is murdered by a robot]], we go back to Tom with the weather report.".
*** He [[TemptingFate compliments a character]] for making a rational decision (dragging the robots away from the woman and pulling a HeroicSacrifice)...[[WhatAnIdiot and he just reunites with her]]. Cue ClusterFBomb.
*** The ending. [[spoiler:The technicians find the bug that makes the robots crazy, they press a button...and cliffhanger]]. Cue censored AtomicFBomb [[CameraAbuse that disrupts the signal of the video itself]].

-->'''Scribble''':[[StunnedSilence ...]]
-->'''Yotobi''':[[StunnedSilence ...]]
-->'''Scribble''': If-if I had a brain, it would be dripping from my nose.
-->'''Yotobi''': [[MindScrew I... sincerely... don't know what the]] ''[[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]'' [[MindScrew happened here]].
** ''Elves'': The constant delusion that this is a Christmas family movie. "Falalalala, lala la la."
** ''AlbaKiara (litt. KlearDawn)'': Everything. He repeatedly begs for the characters' death.

** His opinion on "family movies". Or, as he calls them, "Those you find on Sunday afternoons on TV while your PC is at the repair shop because your father accidentally installed some viruses".
** His reactions to the anti-climactic fights in the Hercules movie by Dingo Pitcures.
-->'''Yotobi''': T- t- that's not a fight, that's... a kid playing with puppets! Those are two cardboard cut-outs of Hercules and the Lion thrown into a washing machine!
** or
--> '''Yotobi''': StudioGhibli [[SarcasmMode step aside]], Dingo Picture's coming, ''[[PrecisionFStrike muthafucka]]''!

** His reaction to a particullary absurd line in "The Lady" (''Elevata, vorrei agguantarla'', I wouldn't have any idea how to translate that because there's just no way to convey the absolute lack of sense whatsoever in it, but's basically a way to say he wanted to go to bed with the main character): he just plays it again twice, and then had DanteAlighieri telling the guy to use a more linear speech.
*** Earlier on that commentary, there was another one when the titular "the Lady" defines "english humors" her driver's saying he will follow her orders: his speechless for a minute, then he writes down "british humor?", then there's a whole scene with him writing notes on it, then it pins it up to the wall connecting everything ([[FreezeFrameBonus if you look at it, you can see]] [[Series/{{Lost}} the series of numbers 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42]], [[Series/BreakingBad "To W.W."]], [[Series/{{Sherlock}} "I AM ____LOCKED]] and [[ItMakesSenseInContext the ashtag]] [[Series/CameraCafe #lescale]]) he then ''looks'' at it, takes of his glasses and...
-->'''Yotobi''':[[MindScrew I don't understand...]]
* MemeticMutation: Some of his reviews gave birth to some memes (that often degenerated and became hated on in the same review that spread them), such as [[SpecialEffectsFailure "TUNF!"]] from his review of Korkusuz, better known as Turkish Rambo, when he joked about the fact that the movie's creators really didn't know how a bazooka worked.
** The ''Soffi Teir'' line from the movie Soft Air.
* MomentOfAwesome: His special on ''Asylum'', where he details everything that's wrong with that film studio.
** His review of "''Le Notti del Terrore''" (''Nights of Terror'') features really good-looking visual effects for [[BackFromTheDead YoZombie]].

** He got... ''detailed'' while describing what death he wants for "AlbaKiara"'s main character.
* OneSceneWonder: Scribble, who appeared in the ''[[Creator/VideoBrinquedo The Little Panda Fighter]]'' review. Despite him becoming an [[EnsembleDarkhorse instant fan favorite]], Yotobi has pretty much outright stated that he won't bring him back.

** And the 100th review as well, about ''[[DingoPictures Dinosaur Adventure]]''. Which wasn't one of his usual horror movies... but it managed to include InferredHolocaust, [[ImAHumanitarian cannibalism]] and FreudWasRight.