History WhatAnIdiot / KingsmanTheGoldenCircle

'''Instead''': She does absolutely nothing, meaning that Eggsy and Harry are caught off-guard and forced into a prolonged fight with Whiskey at a time when victims of the tainted drugs are ''already dying'' and every minute counts. And, despite knowing about the tragic circumstances surrounding the death of Whiskey's wife, it never even even occurred to her that such an event (''especially'' after it was used to break his amnesia and was thus a very open wound) might make Whiskey unreliable in a situation like this.

'''You'd Expect''': Whiskey would immediately kill Eggsy and Harry, he must of seen the mass amount of dead soldiers when he entered. Not only that but both Eggsy and Harry are highly trained agents, determined to save the world, they outnumber him and they had killed Poppy's militia. Also Whiskey doesn't need Harry or Eggsy alive so he shouldn't bother holding either of them hostage and killing them would of made Whiskey's plan alot easier since it's just a matter of waiting it out.\\
'''Alternatively''': Whiskey could of just distracted Harry and Eggsy for a few seconds then destroy the computer by shooting it or slicing it in half with his electrified lasso. Eggsy initially believed that Whiskey was under the effects of the alpha gel, it's the perfect alibi to use for his betrayal.\\

'''Instead''': She does absolutely nothing, meaning that Eggsy and Harry are caught off-guard and forced into a prolonged fight with Whiskey at a time when victims of the tainted drugs are ''already dying'' and every minute counts. And, despite knowing about the tragic circumstances surrounding the death of Whiskey's wife, it never even even occurred to her that such an event (''especially'' after it was used to break his amnesia and was thus a very open wound) might make Whiskey unreliable in a situation like this.\\

'''Instead''': The agents just straight up injects her with the virus then explains how it will do to her later (even worse, Eggsy gives her too much virus that gives her less than a minute to live). With Poppy being an obvious psychopath, she could've easily remained silent until her own death or provided them with a wrong password (and when she did provide a password, they automatically assumes it's the correct one without trying it out first), both cases leaving the agents unable to open the suitcase. If Poppy hadn't been generous enough to provide them with the correct password on first try, the agents could've potentially doomed millions of people worldwide to their painful deaths.

'''Instead''': Whiskey uses his lasso to hold Harry as hostage then tells Eggsy to slide the computer to him. When Eggsy distracts Whiskey with his gadget, Whiskey puts up a decent fight but he is killed when the pair force him into Poppy's meat grinder. Even if Whiskey was hesitant to kill Eggsy due to the film's implications of having LikeASonToMe affections towards him, there's no reason for Whiskey to not kill Harry on the spot.

'''Alternatively''': Whiskey could of just distracted Harry and Eggsy for a few seconds then destroy the computer by shooting it. Eggsy initially believed that Whiskey was under the effects of the alpha gel, it's the perfect alibi to use for his betrayal.\\

'''Alternatively''': Whiskey could of just distracted Harry and Eggsy for a few seconds then destroy the computer by shooting it. Eggsy initially believed that Whiskey was under the effects of the alpha gel, it's the perfect alibi to use for his betrayal.

* In a twist, Whisky decides to betray the agency by preventing Harry and Eggsy from deploying the cure.\\
'''You'd Expect''': Whiskey would immediately kill Eggsy and Harry, he must of seen the mass amount of dead soldiers when he entered. Not only that but both Eggsy and Harry are highly trained agents, determined to save the world, they outnumber him and they had killed Poppy's militia. Also Whisky doesn't need Harry or Eggsy alive so he shouldn't bother holding either of them hostage and killing them would of made Whiskey's plan alot easier since it's just a matter of waiting it out.\\
'''Instead''': Whisky uses his lasso to hold Harry as hostage then tells Eggsy to slide the computer to him. When Eggsy distracts Whisky with his gadget, Whisky puts up a decent fight but he is killed when the pair force him into Poppy's meat grinder. Even if Whiskey was hesitant to kill Eggsy due to the film's implications of having LikeASonToMe affections towards him, there's no reason for Whiskey to not kill Harry on the spot.

'''Instead''': Whisky uses his lasso to hold Harry as hostage then tells Eggsy to slide the computer to him. When Eggsy distracts Whisky with his gadget, Whisky puts up a decent fight but he is killed when the pair force him into Poppy's meat grinder.

*** To be fair, even if Eggsy had sent Whiskey to get the antidote, [[spoiler: It probably wouldn't have worked anyway. Since Whiskey is a rogue agent, he probably would've done something to either destroy the antidote and make it look like an accident or done something to alert Poppy's men of their presence, which could've potentially lead to Harry and Eggsy's deaths.]]

'''Instead''': Whisky uses his lasso to hold Harry as hostage then tells Eggsy to slide the computer to him. When Eggsy distracts Whisky with his gadget, Whisky puts up a decent fight but he is killed when the pair force him into Poppy's meat grinder.\\

'''Instead''': Charlie, who is shown to be nothing but smug, proud and a DirtyCoward who spills secrets as soon as he sees himself in danger, is allowed to leave the organization with all knowledge of how Kingsman works intact. This would eventually allow him to know where to attack Eggsy (the Kingsman tailor shop), what to get vital information from (a touchscreen in Eggsy's cab), and eventually show Poppy which locations to launch missiles at, effectively putting Kingsman into endangered species territory.

*** This one is partially understandable when you remember that Harry is like a father to Eggsy and he just got him back. Eggsy's insistence to bring Harry along on the mission is his means of bonding with his father figure. Still, though, Eggsy let emotion get the better of him and made a poor choice, later admitting to his mistake.

*** To be fair, even if Eggsy had sent Whiskey to get the antidote, [[spoiler: It probably wouldn't have worked anyway. Since Whiskey is a rogue agent, he probably would've done something to either destroy the antidote and make it look like an accident or done something to alert Poppy's men of their presence, wich could've potentially lead to Harry and Eggsy's deaths.]]

'''Or Alternatively''': As the below paragraph proves, he doesn't need to sleep with her to plant the tracker ''per se'', he just needs to get her into a state where she won't protest him touching her reproductive organs. So why not just knock her out and then plant the tracker?\\

'''Instead''': Charlie, who is shown to be nothing but smug, proud and a DirtyCoward who spills secrets as soon as he sees himself in danger, is allowed to leave the organization with all knowledge of how Kingsman works intact. This would eventually allow him to know where to attack Eggsy (the Kingsman tailor shop), what to get vital information from (a touchscreen in Eggsy's cab), and eventually show Poppy which locations to launch missiles at, effectively putting Kingsman into endangered species territory.
* So you've established an effective monopoly on the sale of all illegal drugs.\\
'''You'd Expect''': Any plan Poppy enacts to preserve this monopoly.\\
'''Instead''': Poppy's plan guarantees her monopoly will be destroyed. If her demands are met and drugs are legalised suddenly every pharmaceutical company will be free to compete with her, and if they aren't and every drug-user dies she's effectively annihilated her customer base.

'''Instead''': Their reveal mechanism is discovered within a few minutes by his friend, who starts playing around with hand grenade and nearly blowing himself up in the process.

'''You'd Expect''': Him to begrudgingly accept that this is a necessity of the mission and could prevent the deaths of thousands.\\

* So you're a rejected candidate from a top secret intelligence agency who made it almost to the end of his training, and you want to wipe out the organization.\\
'''You'd Expect''': Charlie to realize the importance of the man who ''oversaw said training'' (despite his lower rank) and insist that Merlin ought to be wiped out along with the rest of the Kingsmen. Or, even if you chalk that up to a smug dismissal of 'mere staff,' you'd expect him to harbor enough of a grudge against Merlin to want him dead, even if he doesn't realize quite how essential he is.\\
'''Instead''': 'Mere staff' are deemed unworthy of missile targeting, and Merlin survives, allowing the rest of the plot to be set in motion, since he's the one who knows about the Doomsday Protocol.

* To be fair, even if Eggsy had sent Whiskey to get the antidote, [[spoiler: It probably wouldn't have worked anyway. Since Whiskey is a rogue agent, he probably would've done something to either destroy the antidote and make it look like an accident or done something to alert Poppy's men of their presence, wich could've potentially lead to Harry and Eggsy's deaths.]]

* So you're a rejected candidate from a top secret intelligence agency who made it almost to the end of his training, and you want to wipe out the organization.\\
'''You'd Expect''': Charlie to realize the importance of the man who ''oversaw said training'' (despite his lower rank) and insist that Merlin ought to be wiped out along with the rest of the Kingsmen. Or, even if you chalk that up to a smug dismissal of 'mere staff,' you'd expect him to harbor enough of a grudge against Merlin to want him dead, even if he doesn't realize quite how essential he is.\\
'''Instead''': 'Mere staff' are deemed unworthy of missile targeting, and Merlin survives, allowing the rest of the plot to be set in motion, since he's the one who knows about the Doomsday Protocol.

'''Instead''': 'Mere staff' are deemed unworthy of missile targeting, and Merlin survives, allowing the rest of the plot to be set in motion, since he's the one who knows about the Doomsday Protocol.

'''Instead''': Charlie, who is shown to be nothing but smug, proud and a DirtyCoward who spills secrets as soon as he sees himself in danger, is allowed to leave the organization with all knowledge of how Kingsman works intact. This would eventually allow him to know where to attack Eggsy (the Kingsman tailor shop), what to get vital information from (a touchscreen in Eggsy's cab), and eventually show Poppy which locations to launch missiles at, effectively putting Kingsman into endangered species territory.

'''Instead''': He calls Tilde to get her permission. This potentially endangers the entire mission, AND has Tilde break up with him, which was all completely avoidable. He has no choice but to plant the tracker in Clara anyway.

'''You'd Expect''': That they would've just threatened to use it on Poppy to coerce her into revealing the password to her suitcase.\\

'''Instead''': The agents just straight up injects her with the virus then explains how it will do to her later (even worse, Eggsy gives her too much virus that she succumbs to it less than a minute later). With Poppy being an obvious psychopath, she could've easily remained silent until her own death or provided them with a wrong password (and when she did provide a password, they automatically assumes it's the correct one without trying it out first), both cases leaving the agents unable to open the suitcase. If Poppy hadn't been generous enough to provide them with the correct password on first try, the agents could've potentially doomed millions of people worldwide to their painful deaths.

'''You'd Expect''': That they would've just threatened to use it on Poppy to coerce her into revealing the password to her suitcase.

* Eggsy has several moments throughout the film:

'''Instead''': Eggsy tells Whiskey to stay back, goes ahead into the large open space that is the lab and allows himself to be seen by Charlie and Clara, who recognize him.