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* DCupDistress: [[https://notalwaysright.com/hood-versus-bad/147948/ This submitter]] is a bit self-conscious about her large breasts, which becomes a problem when a fellow customer thinks she's a boy hiding things under "his" hoodie.
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* BewareTheQuietOnes: Next to her twin sister[[https://notalwaysright.com/the-cutest-and-sweetest-littlest-volcano/150407/ this woman]] is much shyer, more introverted, and more feminine. But [[BigSisterInstinct offend her sister in any way]]… Well, let's just say that the reason her sister intervened wasn't to protect her "little" sister from the guy, but to protect ''him'' from ''her''!
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* EntitledBastard: [[https://notalwaysright.com/the-internet-is-littered-with-jerks/230136/ The social media page for a litter-pick group]] gets a request from a local resident to have his street cleared. Unfortunately it turns out that they don't have any volunteers living in his area, but this just sets the man off, complaining that it's unfair and he has as much right as anyone else. He doesn't seem to comprehend the fact that it's ''[[ComplainingAboutThingsYouHaventPaidFor a free service provided by volunteers]] out of the goodness of their own hearts'', not something he or anyone else has any 'right' to. They end up having to boot him out and set the page to private, leaving a lot of people upset that their community-spirited efforts were getting this reaction.
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** [[https://notalwaysright.com/the-internet-is-littered-with-jerks/230136/ The social media page for a litter-pick group]] gets a request from a local resident to have his street cleared. Unfortunately it turns out that they don't have any volunteers living in his area, but this just sets the man off, complaining that it's unfair and he has as much right as anyone else. He doesn't seem to comprehend the fact that it's ''[[ComplainingAboutThingsYouHaventPaidFor a free service provided by volunteers]] out of the goodness of their own hearts'', not something he or anyone else has any 'right' to. They end up having to boot him out and set the page to private, leaving a lot of people upset that their community-spirited efforts were getting thisreaction.reaction.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/great-zucchini-heist/90025/ This guy]] steals all the vegetables from his neighbors' gardens and resells them at a farmer's market, with his only excuse being that nobody told him he couldn't do it. He later gets arrested for stealing another neighbor's show-quality lop rabbits so he could kill and eat them.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/the-internet-is-littered-with-jerks/230136/ The social media page for a litter-pick group]] gets a request from a local resident to have his street cleared. Unfortunately it turns out that they don't have any volunteers living in his area, but this just sets the man off, complaining that it's unfair and he has as much right as anyone else. He doesn't seem to comprehend the fact that it's ''[[ComplainingAboutThingsYouHaventPaidFor a free service provided by volunteers]] out of the goodness of their own hearts'', not something he or anyone else has any 'right' to. They end up having to boot him out and set the page to private, leaving a lot of people upset that their community-spirited efforts were getting this
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/great-zucchini-heist/90025/ This guy]] steals all the vegetables from his neighbors' gardens and resells them at a farmer's market, with his only excuse being that nobody told him he couldn't do it. He later gets arrested for stealing another neighbor's show-quality lop rabbits so he could kill and eat them.
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* DrivesLikeCrazy: [[https://notalwaysright.com/shouldering-this-prediction/119733/ This lady]], whom the submitter correctly predicts is going to cause an accident.
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** [[https://notalwaysright.com/shouldering-this-prediction/119733/ This lady]], whom the submitter correctly predicts is going to cause anaccident.accident.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/reaching-new-heights-of-friendship/157920/ This aviation major roommate]] ''flies'' like crazy, as the submitter soon discovers when she talks them into accompanying her on a flying lesson.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/shouldering-this-prediction/119733/ This lady]], whom the submitter correctly predicts is going to cause an
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/reaching-new-heights-of-friendship/157920/ This aviation major roommate]] ''flies'' like crazy, as the submitter soon discovers when she talks them into accompanying her on a flying lesson.
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* BadPeopleAbuseAnimals: [[https://notalwaysright.com/if-someone-hit-my-dog-i-would-not-be-responsible-for-my-actions/272707/ A woman]] attacks a leashed dog outside of a donut shop with an umbrella and claims to the dog's horrified owner that she (the dog) scratched up the woman's car and then attacked the woman, forcing the woman to "bravely" chain the dog up (the owner, the submitter, had just leashed the dog up outside the donut shop while popping inside to get a snack). The owner calls the police, and the woman gives them the same narrative, but fortunately the police believe the submitter's story over the woman's since the woman had already had a history of fraud and acting violently toward people.
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** [[https://notalwaysright.com/if-someone-hit-my-dog-i-would-not-be-responsible-for-my-actions/272707/ A woman]] attacks a leashed dog outside of a donut shop with an umbrella and claims to the dog's horrified owner that she (the dog) scratched up the woman's car and then attacked the woman, forcing the woman to "bravely" chain the dog up (the owner, the submitter, had just leashed the dog up outside the donut shop while popping inside to get a snack). The owner calls the police, and the woman gives them the same narrative, but fortunately the police believe the submitter's story over the woman's since the woman had already had a history of fraud and acting violently towardpeople.people.
** In [[https://notalwaysright.com/taking-catty-behavior-to-a-whole-new-level/117076/ this story]], the submitter's father's co-worker is invited to a party at his house, but when the submitter's cat jumps on the couch to be with the submitter, the co-worker grabs him by the neck and ''slams'' him onto the floor hard enough to break two ribs. Why? Because [[DisproportionateRetribution animals don't belong on the couch]]. [[LaserGuidedKarma The co-worker would later be fired]].
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/if-someone-hit-my-dog-i-would-not-be-responsible-for-my-actions/272707/ A woman]] attacks a leashed dog outside of a donut shop with an umbrella and claims to the dog's horrified owner that she (the dog) scratched up the woman's car and then attacked the woman, forcing the woman to "bravely" chain the dog up (the owner, the submitter, had just leashed the dog up outside the donut shop while popping inside to get a snack). The owner calls the police, and the woman gives them the same narrative, but fortunately the police believe the submitter's story over the woman's since the woman had already had a history of fraud and acting violently toward
** In [[https://notalwaysright.com/taking-catty-behavior-to-a-whole-new-level/117076/ this story]], the submitter's father's co-worker is invited to a party at his house, but when the submitter's cat jumps on the couch to be with the submitter, the co-worker grabs him by the neck and ''slams'' him onto the floor hard enough to break two ribs. Why? Because [[DisproportionateRetribution animals don't belong on the couch]]. [[LaserGuidedKarma The co-worker would later be fired]].
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* RightForTheWrongReasons: [[https://notalwaysright.com/thanoss-good-ideas-continue-to-pay-off-somehow/196913/ This student on a ski tripe]] is paranoid about injury on the slopes so he decks himself in thick golden armour (earning him the moniker [[Characters/MarvelComicsThanos "Thanos"]]), which earns him mockery from a number of people, including the submitter. They laugh a little less when "Thanos" finds himself accosted by two rude and racist women who start punching him and hitting him with their ski poles. Afterward, "Thanos" chuckles that thanks to his armour, he hardly felt a thing.
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* RightForTheWrongReasons: [[https://notalwaysright.com/thanoss-good-ideas-continue-to-pay-off-somehow/196913/ This student on a ski tripe]] trip]] is paranoid about injury on the slopes so he decks himself in thick golden armour (earning him the moniker [[Characters/MarvelComicsThanos "Thanos"]]), which earns him mockery from a number of people, including the submitter. They laugh a little less when "Thanos" finds himself accosted by two rude and racist women who start punching him and hitting him with their ski poles. Afterward, "Thanos" chuckles that thanks to his armour, he hardly felt a thing.
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** [[https://notalwaysright.com/age-is-just-a-number-maturity-is-everything/200122/ This family with adult children aboard an airliner]] complains about kids being present in first class with them, and proceed to be easily more of a disturbance than the kids ever were.
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* MailmanVsDog: [[https://notalwaysright.com/barking-on-brand/155994/ This story]].
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* MailmanVsDog: {{Lampshaded}} in [[https://notalwaysright.com/barking-on-brand/155994/ This this story]].
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* SeriousBusiness: [[https://notalwaysright.com/dont-get-so-heated-youll-melt-your-ice/308165/ This woman]] is so insistent that ''everybody'' puts ice in their drinks that when the submitter doesn't do so, she tries to make them do so and then complains about them to a restaurant employee when the submitter still doesn't. (The submitter leaves, very confused, before they can see what happened next.)
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* MailmanVsDog: [[https://notalwaysright.com/barking-on-brand/155994/ This story]].
-->'''Neighbour (to their dogs):''' “IT’S JUST THE MAILMAN! WOULD YOU STOP BEING A DOGGIE STEREOTYPE?!”
-->'''Neighbour (to their dogs):''' “IT’S JUST THE MAILMAN! WOULD YOU STOP BEING A DOGGIE STEREOTYPE?!”
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** [[https://notalwaysright.com/even-mother-nature-hates-your-stupid-car/247251/ This guy]] tries to reserve five cars' worth of parking spaces to protect his fancy sports car, much to his neighbours' frustration. Later, when ash from [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_eruptions_of_Eyjafjallaj%C3%B6kull the eruption of Eyjafjallajökull]] deposits volcanic ash onto his car, he tries washing it off. The submitter tries to advise him against this, but the guy tells them to "f*** off," so the submitter relents, opting ''not'' to tell him that washing volcanic ash off his car with water is a good way to scour off the paintjob…
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** [[https://notalwaysright.com/even-mother-nature-hates-your-stupid-car/247251/ This guy]] tries to reserve five cars' worth of parking spaces to protect his fancy sports car, much to his neighbours' frustration. Later, when ash from [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_eruptions_of_Eyjafjallaj%C3%B6kull the eruption of Eyjafjallajökull]] deposits volcanic ash onto his car, he tries washing it off. The submitter tries to advise him against this, but the guy tells them to "f*** off," so the submitter relents, opting ''not'' to tell him that washing volcanic ash off his car with water is a good way to scour off the paintjob…
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** [[https://notalwaysright.com/even-mother-nature-hates-your-stupid-car/247251/ This guy]] tries to reserve five cars' worth of parking spaces to protect his fancy sports car, much to his neighbours' frustration. Later, when ash from the eruption of Eyjafjallajökull deposits volcanic ash onto his car, he tries washing it off. The submitter tries to advise him against this, but the guy tells them to "f*** off," so the submitter relents, opting ''not'' to tell him that washing volcanic ash off his car with water is a good way to scour off the paintjob…
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** [[https://notalwaysright.com/even-mother-nature-hates-your-stupid-car/247251/ This guy]] tries to reserve five cars' worth of parking spaces to protect his fancy sports car, much to his neighbours' frustration. Later, when ash from [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_eruptions_of_Eyjafjallaj%C3%B6kull the eruption of Eyjafjallajökull Eyjafjallajökull]] deposits volcanic ash onto his car, he tries washing it off. The submitter tries to advise him against this, but the guy tells them to "f*** off," so the submitter relents, opting ''not'' to tell him that washing volcanic ash off his car with water is a good way to scour off the paintjob…
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* IdenticalStranger: [[https://notalwaysright.com/slippers-sneakers-and-tighty-whities-are-next/196082/ These two cats]], to the point where the submitter and their neighbour make a point of giving them differently coloured collars to tell them apart.
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-->'''Congregation member:'' “Rev., I think the cat wants communion, too.”
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* VideoCallFail: Or rather, Video ''Communion'' Fail, as [[https://notalwaysright.com/this-is-my-body-broken-for-cat/218031/ this minister]]'s attempt to give communion online (during the UsefulNotes/COVID19Pandemic) winds up being crashed by his hungry cat.
-->'''Congregation member:'' “Rev., I think the cat wants communion, too.”
-->'''Congregation member:'' “Rev., I think the cat wants communion, too.”
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** [[https://notalwaysright.com/another-person-who-shouldnt-have-pets/220155/ This dunce]] blames the submitter's family for their dog getting lost, then found and neutered… even though they didn't notice the dog was missing for a week, and the submitter's family found it killing ''their'' chickens.
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* HelpImStuck: A magnetic collar results in [[https://notalwaysright.com/some-cats-have-magnetic-personalities/256285/ this poor kitten]] becoming a living fridge magnet.
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* NoHoldsBarredBeatdown: [[https://notalwaysright.com/explosions-leading-to-explosions-leading-to-lawsuits/299282/ A quartet of angry dads]] run down and pummel a trio of rude neighbors who were firing bottle rockets on a crowded street after one rocket hits one of their wives in the face (severely burning her in the process), after the quartet had politely asked them to stop. While the cops can't do anything more than a light warning (since no one is interested in snitching on the dads), the family of the injured woman takes the three to court and ultimately runs them out of the neighborhood.
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* NoHoldsBarredBeatdown: NoHoldsBarredBeatdown:
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/explosions-leading-to-explosions-leading-to-lawsuits/299282/ A quartet of angry dads]] run down and pummel a trio of rude neighbors who were firing bottle rockets on a crowded street after one rocket hits one of their wives in the face (severely burning her in the process), after the quartet had politely asked them to stop. While the cops can't do anything more than a light warning (since no one is interested in snitching on the dads), the family of the injured woman takes the three to court and ultimately runs them out of theneighborhood.neighborhood.
** After [[https://notalwaysright.com/with-a-mama-bear-like-that-this-cub-didnt-stand-a-chance/273960/ this snotty kid]] pulls the hair of the OP's four-year-old daughter, ten of his Cub Scout mates, who have had to put up with his bullying for the past two years, run over and beat the crap out of him.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/explosions-leading-to-explosions-leading-to-lawsuits/299282/ A quartet of angry dads]] run down and pummel a trio of rude neighbors who were firing bottle rockets on a crowded street after one rocket hits one of their wives in the face (severely burning her in the process), after the quartet had politely asked them to stop. While the cops can't do anything more than a light warning (since no one is interested in snitching on the dads), the family of the injured woman takes the three to court and ultimately runs them out of the
** After [[https://notalwaysright.com/with-a-mama-bear-like-that-this-cub-didnt-stand-a-chance/273960/ this snotty kid]] pulls the hair of the OP's four-year-old daughter, ten of his Cub Scout mates, who have had to put up with his bullying for the past two years, run over and beat the crap out of him.
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** Someone was apparently willing to shill out $700 USD a month for a two-bedroom apartment with good transit connections… [[https://notalwaysright.com/living-the-life-millennials-can-only-dream-of/291721/ for just their cat]].
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** Someone was apparently willing to shill out $700 USD a month for a two-bedroom apartment with good transit connections… [[https://notalwaysright.com/living-the-life-millennials-can-only-dream-of/291721/ for just no one but their cat]].
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** Someone was apparently willing to shill out $700 USD a month for a two-bedroom apartment with good transit connections… [[https://notalwaysright.com/living-the-life-millennials-can-only-dream-of/291721/ just for their cat]].
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** Someone was apparently willing to shill out $700 USD a month for a two-bedroom apartment with good transit connections… [[https://notalwaysright.com/living-the-life-millennials-can-only-dream-of/291721/ for just for their cat]].
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** [[https://notalwaysright.com/living-the-life-millennials-can-only-dream-of/291721/ Someone]] Someone was apparently willing to shill out $700 USD a month for a two-bedroom apartment with good transit connections… [[https://notalwaysright.com/living-the-life-millennials-can-only-dream-of/291721/ just for their cat.cat]].
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** Someone [[https://notalwaysright.com/living-the-life-millennials-can-only-dream-of/291721/ Someone]] was apparently willing to shill out $700 USD a month for a two-bedroom apartment with good transit connections… just for their cat.
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* SkewedPriorities: "[[http://notalwaysright.com/cant-afford-a-new-lease-of-life/ You're letting [your mom's cancer] ruin your life!]]"
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* SkewedPriorities: SkewedPriorities:
** "[[http://notalwaysright.com/cant-afford-a-new-lease-of-life/ You're letting [your mom's cancer] ruin your life!]]"
** "[[http://notalwaysright.com/cant-afford-a-new-lease-of-life/ You're letting [your mom's cancer] ruin your life!]]"
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* GirlsAreReallyScaredOfHorrorMovies: Invoked but subverted in [[http://notalwaysright.com/the-hungry-dead/ this story.]] One of the guys asks the only girl in the room how she can eat after watching ''Series/TheWalkingDead'', but it seems like he's more {{squick}}ed than she is.
-->"[[InappropriateHunger Doesn't that look like sausage links to you?]]"
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** [[https://notalwaysright.com/expand-mind-not-wallet/ This player]] in an online game doesn't seem to understand that if you don't have the game's expansion packs, you cannot play in the areas in the expansion packs with other players who do.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/no-tolerance-for-gluten-intolerance/118503/ This person]] is unable to understand that the submitter's mother isn't just "doing the gluten-free thing", she has ''celiac disease''. Despite it being explained to them repeatedly.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/going-hard-on-softball/172401/ A whole team of them here.]] Girls from a softball league take it upon themselves to canvass every street in their city advertising for people to join. This includes the subject of the story, who completely ignores 'no trespassing' and 'no soliciting' signs (under the assumption that because she's recruiting for a softball league, they don't apply to her). She then spends several minutes ignoring the submitter's warnings that the husband in the house has severe PTSD, and only leaves when a state trooper threatens to arrest her. They later learn about another girl in the same group, who was also almost arrested for trying to force her way into an elderly woman's home to get her granddaughter to join.
** The OP's daughter's friend's dad in [[https://notalwaysright.com/deconstructing-friendships/230142/ this story]] is apparently unable to comprehend that they didn't hire anyone to build their daughter's playhouse, they built it themselves. Convinced that they're simply refusing to reveal the name of their contractor for some reason, he ends up getting mad at them for "disappointing a little girl".
** A classmate in [[https://notalwaysright.com/there-arent-enough-guidebooks-in-the-world/253011/ this story]] is completely oblivious to the concept of tabletop roleplaying, confusing it with live-action roleplaying, roleplaying in the bedroom and the [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom Furry Fandom]], even after the topic's been discussed at length.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/expand-mind-not-wallet/ This player]] in an online game doesn't seem to understand that if you don't have the game's expansion packs, you cannot play in the areas in the expansion packs with other players who do.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/no-tolerance-for-gluten-intolerance/118503/ This person]] is unable to understand that the submitter's mother isn't just "doing the gluten-free thing", she has ''celiac disease''. Despite it being explained to them repeatedly.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/going-hard-on-softball/172401/ A whole team of them here.]] Girls from a softball league take it upon themselves to canvass every street in their city advertising for people to join. This includes the subject of the story, who completely ignores 'no trespassing' and 'no soliciting' signs (under the assumption that because she's recruiting for a softball league, they don't apply to her). She then spends several minutes ignoring the submitter's warnings that the husband in the house has severe PTSD, and only leaves when a state trooper threatens to arrest her. They later learn about another girl in the same group, who was also almost arrested for trying to force her way into an elderly woman's home to get her granddaughter to join.
** The OP's daughter's friend's dad in [[https://notalwaysright.com/deconstructing-friendships/230142/ this story]] is apparently unable to comprehend that they didn't hire anyone to build their daughter's playhouse, they built it themselves. Convinced that they're simply refusing to reveal the name of their contractor for some reason, he ends up getting mad at them for "disappointing a little girl".
** A classmate in [[https://notalwaysright.com/there-arent-enough-guidebooks-in-the-world/253011/ this story]] is completely oblivious to the concept of tabletop roleplaying, confusing it with live-action roleplaying, roleplaying in the bedroom and the [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom Furry Fandom]], even after the topic's been discussed at length.
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** [[https://notalwaysright.com/expand-mind-not-wallet/ This player]] in an online game doesn't seem to understand that if you don't have the game's expansion packs, you cannot play in the areas in the expansion packs with other players who do.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/no-tolerance-for-gluten-intolerance/118503/ This person]] is unable to understand that the submitter's mother isn't just "doing the gluten-free thing", sheTheyJustDontGetIt: Now has ''celiac disease''. Despite it being explained to them repeatedly.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/going-hard-on-softball/172401/ A whole team of them here.]] Girls from a softball league take it upon themselves to canvass every street in their city advertising for people to join. This includes the subject of the story, who completely ignores 'no trespassing' and 'no soliciting' signs (under the assumption that because she's recruiting for a softball league, they don't apply to her). She then spends several minutes ignoring the submitter's warnings that the husband in the house has severe PTSD, and only leaves when a state trooper threatens to arrest her. They later learn about another girl in the same group, who was also almost arrested for trying to force her way into an elderly woman's home to get her granddaughter to join.
** The OP's daughter's friend's dad in [[https://notalwaysright.com/deconstructing-friendships/230142/ this story]] is apparently unable to comprehend that they didn't hire anyone to build their daughter's playhouse, they built it themselves. Convinced that they're simply refusing to reveal the name of their contractor for some reason, he ends up getting mad at them for "disappointing a little girl".
** A classmate in [[https://notalwaysright.com/there-arent-enough-guidebooks-in-the-world/253011/ this story]] is completely oblivious to the concept of tabletop roleplaying, confusing it with live-action roleplaying, roleplaying in the bedroom and the [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom Furry Fandom]], even after the topic's been discussed at length.[[TheyJustDontGetIt/NotAlwaysRight its own page]].
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/expand-mind-not-wallet/ This player]] in an online game doesn't seem to understand that if you don't have the game's expansion packs, you cannot play in the areas in the expansion packs with other players who do.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/no-tolerance-for-gluten-intolerance/118503/ This person]] is unable to understand that the submitter's mother isn't just "doing the gluten-free thing", she
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/going-hard-on-softball/172401/ A whole team of them here.]] Girls from a softball league take it upon themselves to canvass every street in their city advertising for people to join. This includes the subject of the story, who completely ignores 'no trespassing' and 'no soliciting' signs (under the assumption that because she's recruiting for a softball league, they don't apply to her). She then spends several minutes ignoring the submitter's warnings that the husband in the house has severe PTSD, and only leaves when a state trooper threatens to arrest her. They later learn about another girl in the same group, who was also almost arrested for trying to force her way into an elderly woman's home to get her granddaughter to join.
** The OP's daughter's friend's dad in [[https://notalwaysright.com/deconstructing-friendships/230142/ this story]] is apparently unable to comprehend that they didn't hire anyone to build their daughter's playhouse, they built it themselves. Convinced that they're simply refusing to reveal the name of their contractor for some reason, he ends up getting mad at them for "disappointing a little girl".
** A classmate in [[https://notalwaysright.com/there-arent-enough-guidebooks-in-the-world/253011/ this story]] is completely oblivious to the concept of tabletop roleplaying, confusing it with live-action roleplaying, roleplaying in the bedroom and the [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom Furry Fandom]], even after the topic's been discussed at length.
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** [[http://notalwaysright.com/this-just-got-personal/ This woman]] assumed a caller was a telemarketer, yelled at them to be taken off the list... and then wondered why she wasn't invited to her best friend's party.
---> "Sorry, I took you off my list."
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/in-for-a-penny-in-for-a-pound/ This guy]], trying to buy 16 pounds' worth of items but only having 15, loudly objects to the submitter's offer of letting him borrow a pound. As the submitter is paying for his own items, the other guy is trying to lower his bill, but still ends up ten pence short. He turns to the submitter...
--->'''Guy:''' Hey, I don't suppose--\\
'''Submitter:''' No, I don't suppose either. ''(leaves)''
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/mad-dash-for-dash-cam/ This guy]] deliberately backs into the car behind him and pretends to have injured his neck when the police arrive. Luckily, the other driver had a dash cam in the car. [[OhCrap The first guy turns white when he finds out.]]
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/a-helpless-situation/ In this story]], a woman refuses to help a person with a broken arm, saying that they should've brought someone else to help them. Luckily, another man steps in to assist. Later, the woman drops her groceries and asks the same man to help her. The man refuses and walks by, saying that she should've brought someone else to help her.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/time-to-abandon-this-sinking-ship/ The lead organizer of this camp]] insists on letting other campers use the submitter's personal tandem kayak (meant for the use of said submitter and their disabled daughter). It happens that the submitter had secured a location, food, and entertainment for lunch partway through a planned group kayak trip. The submitter is the only one who knows where the planned stop is, so they and their family pack up their kayaks and leave, rescheduling the food and live band as a private party at night, and leaving the organizer to try to salvage the event in some way.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/bad-people-come-in-stolen-packages/169314/ This new neighbor]] kept harassing the submitter because she was convinced he was a teen thief that stole her packages despite the submitter only taking packages address to his home. Despite all the evidence he shows, and later the police explaining to the crazy lady that he didn't steal anything from her, the neighbor refuses to accept the truth, accuses the submitter of lying to the police and demanding he "confess" his crime and pay a $500 compensation. Eventually, the crazy neighbor was arrested and sent to jail for disregarding a court order not to harass the submitter again; and because she was the sole breadwinner, her family (who also helped the crazy lady harass the submitter) was forced to move out as they couldn't afford to remain in the home without her.
** An apartment-dweller not picking up after his dog [[https://notalwaysright.com/sometimes-karma-really-stinks/219166/ steps in another dog's waste]].
** [[EvilIsPetty A guy in camo pants goes around kicking over the inukshuks (think 'stone person traditionally built by indigenous people') other people had built on a breakwater]]. He decides to do the same to a man building an inukshuk of his own, kicking the inukshuk over as the second guy's about to place a rather large stone in place, and nearly kicking the second man in the face. In retaliation, [[https://notalwaysright.com/i-bust-the-windows-out-your-car/230906/ the second guy throws the large stone he was holding through the windshield of first guy's truck.]]
** Another driver honks and flips off the submitter [[https://notalwaysright.com/stalled-car-ma/239969/ here]] for accidentally stalling their car's engine... then accidentally stalls his own at the next traffic light.
** After relentlessly bullying a pregnant classmate for months, [[https://notalwaysright.com/que-embarazada-part-3/242492/ this submitter and his girlfriend]] have a SurprisePregnancy.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/when-life-gives-you-lemonade-stands-you-get-yourself-evicted/249320/ This Homeowner's Association busybody]] accuses a children's fundraising lemonade stand of fraud, purely because the leader of the operation is from a Hispanic family. ''[[YouKnowImBlackRight The police officer she's talking to is Hispanic]]'', which she only realizes when he asks the kid for their side of the story in Spanish, [[OhCrap after she's already yelled racial slurs about them]]. Then somebody asks her, in front of the police, who's watching her ''small children in the swimming pool''. [[HumiliationConga The ensuing child endangerment investigation forces her to move out of the neighborhood three weeks later]].
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/play-stupid-games-get-your-a-kicked-part-2/271135/ An angry old man]] [[ScrewPolitenessImASenior who bullies and yells at anyone and anybody at a train station (even children) without provocation]] for weeks on end eventually provokes the wrong person and ends up on the business end of a ''flying dropkick''.
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/this-just-got-personal/ This woman]] assumed a caller was a telemarketer, yelled at them to be taken off the list... and then wondered why she wasn't invited to her best friend's party.
---> "Sorry, I took you off my list."
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/in-for-a-penny-in-for-a-pound/ This guy]], trying to buy 16 pounds' worth of items but only having 15, loudly objects to the submitter's offer of letting him borrow a pound. As the submitter is paying for his own items, the other guy is trying to lower his bill, but still ends up ten pence short. He turns to the submitter...
--->'''Guy:''' Hey, I don't suppose--\\
'''Submitter:''' No, I don't suppose either. ''(leaves)''
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/mad-dash-for-dash-cam/ This guy]] deliberately backs into the car behind him and pretends to have injured his neck when the police arrive. Luckily, the other driver had a dash cam in the car. [[OhCrap The first guy turns white when he finds out.]]
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/a-helpless-situation/ In this story]], a woman refuses to help a person with a broken arm, saying that they should've brought someone else to help them. Luckily, another man steps in to assist. Later, the woman drops her groceries and asks the same man to help her. The man refuses and walks by, saying that she should've brought someone else to help her.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/time-to-abandon-this-sinking-ship/ The lead organizer of this camp]] insists on letting other campers use the submitter's personal tandem kayak (meant for the use of said submitter and their disabled daughter). It happens that the submitter had secured a location, food, and entertainment for lunch partway through a planned group kayak trip. The submitter is the only one who knows where the planned stop is, so they and their family pack up their kayaks and leave, rescheduling the food and live band as a private party at night, and leaving the organizer to try to salvage the event in some way.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/bad-people-come-in-stolen-packages/169314/ This new neighbor]] kept harassing the submitter because she was convinced he was a teen thief that stole her packages despite the submitter only taking packages address to his home. Despite all the evidence he shows, and later the police explaining to the crazy lady that he didn't steal anything from her, the neighbor refuses to accept the truth, accuses the submitter of lying to the police and demanding he "confess" his crime and pay a $500 compensation. Eventually, the crazy neighbor was arrested and sent to jail for disregarding a court order not to harass the submitter again; and because she was the sole breadwinner, her family (who also helped the crazy lady harass the submitter) was forced to move out as they couldn't afford to remain in the home without her.
** An apartment-dweller not picking up after his dog [[https://notalwaysright.com/sometimes-karma-really-stinks/219166/ steps in another dog's waste]].
** [[EvilIsPetty A guy in camo pants goes around kicking over the inukshuks (think 'stone person traditionally built by indigenous people') other people had built on a breakwater]]. He decides to do the same to a man building an inukshuk of his own, kicking the inukshuk over as the second guy's about to place a rather large stone in place, and nearly kicking the second man in the face. In retaliation, [[https://notalwaysright.com/i-bust-the-windows-out-your-car/230906/ the second guy throws the large stone he was holding through the windshield of first guy's truck.]]
** Another driver honks and flips off the submitter [[https://notalwaysright.com/stalled-car-ma/239969/ here]] for accidentally stalling their car's engine... then accidentally stalls his own at the next traffic light.
** After relentlessly bullying a pregnant classmate for months, [[https://notalwaysright.com/que-embarazada-part-3/242492/ this submitter and his girlfriend]] have a SurprisePregnancy.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/when-life-gives-you-lemonade-stands-you-get-yourself-evicted/249320/ This Homeowner's Association busybody]] accuses a children's fundraising lemonade stand of fraud, purely because the leader of the operation is from a Hispanic family. ''[[YouKnowImBlackRight The police officer she's talking to is Hispanic]]'', which she only realizes when he asks the kid for their side of the story in Spanish, [[OhCrap after she's already yelled racial slurs about them]]. Then somebody asks her, in front of the police, who's watching her ''small children in the swimming pool''. [[HumiliationConga The ensuing child endangerment investigation forces her to move out of the neighborhood three weeks later]].
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/play-stupid-games-get-your-a-kicked-part-2/271135/ An angry old man]] [[ScrewPolitenessImASenior who bullies and yells at anyone and anybody at a train station (even children) without provocation]] for weeks on end eventually provokes the wrong person and ends up on the business end of a ''flying dropkick''.
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* LaserGuidedKarma:
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/this-just-got-personal/ This woman]] assumed a caller was a telemarketer, yelled at them to be taken off the list... and then wondered why she wasn't invited to her best friend's party.
---> "Sorry, I took you off my list."
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/in-for-a-penny-in-for-a-pound/ This guy]], trying to buy 16 pounds' worth of items but only having 15, loudly objects to the submitter's offer of letting him borrow a pound. As the submitter is paying for his own items, the other guy is trying to lower his bill, but still ends up ten pence short. He turns to the submitter...
--->'''Guy:''' Hey, I don't suppose--\\
'''Submitter:''' No, I don't suppose either. ''(leaves)''
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/mad-dash-for-dash-cam/ This guy]] deliberately backs into the car behind him and pretends to have injured his neck when the police arrive. Luckily, the other driver had a dash cam in the car. [[OhCrap The first guy turns white when he finds out.]]
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/a-helpless-situation/ In this story]], a woman refuses to help a personLaserGuidedKarma: Now with a broken arm, saying that they should've brought someone else to help them. Luckily, another man steps in to assist. Later, the woman drops her groceries and asks the same man to help her. The man refuses and walks by, saying that she should've brought someone else to help her.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/time-to-abandon-this-sinking-ship/ The lead organizer of this camp]] insists on letting other campers use the submitter's personal tandem kayak (meant for the use of said submitter and their disabled daughter). It happens that the submitter had secured a location, food, and entertainment for lunch partway through a planned group kayak trip. The submitter is the only one who knows where the planned stop is, so they and their family pack up their kayaks and leave, rescheduling the food and live band as a private party at night, and leaving the organizer to try to salvage the event in some way.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/bad-people-come-in-stolen-packages/169314/ This new neighbor]] kept harassing the submitter because she was convinced he was a teen thief that stole her packages despite the submitter only taking packages address to his home. Despite all the evidence he shows, and later the police explaining to the crazy lady that he didn't steal anything from her, the neighbor refuses to accept the truth, accuses the submitter of lying to the police and demanding he "confess" his crime and pay a $500 compensation. Eventually, the crazy neighbor was arrested and sent to jail for disregarding a court order not to harass the submitter again; and because she was the sole breadwinner, her family (who also helped the crazy lady harass the submitter) was forced to move out as they couldn't afford to remain in the home without her.
** An apartment-dweller not picking up after his dog [[https://notalwaysright.com/sometimes-karma-really-stinks/219166/ steps in another dog's waste]].
** [[EvilIsPetty A guy in camo pants goes around kicking over the inukshuks (think 'stone person traditionally built by indigenous people') other people had built on a breakwater]]. He decides to do the same to a man building an inukshuk of his own, kicking the inukshuk over as the second guy's about to place a rather large stone in place, and nearly kicking the second man in the face. In retaliation, [[https://notalwaysright.com/i-bust-the-windows-out-your-car/230906/ the second guy throws the large stone he was holding through the windshield of first guy's truck.]]
** Another driver honks and flips off the submitter [[https://notalwaysright.com/stalled-car-ma/239969/ here]] for accidentally stalling their car's engine... then accidentally stalls his[[LaserGuidedKarma/NotAlwaysRight its own at the next traffic light.
** After relentlessly bullying a pregnant classmate for months, [[https://notalwaysright.com/que-embarazada-part-3/242492/ this submitter and his girlfriend]] have a SurprisePregnancy.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/when-life-gives-you-lemonade-stands-you-get-yourself-evicted/249320/ This Homeowner's Association busybody]] accuses a children's fundraising lemonade stand of fraud, purely because the leader of the operation is from a Hispanic family. ''[[YouKnowImBlackRight The police officer she's talking to is Hispanic]]'', which she only realizes when he asks the kid for their side of the story in Spanish, [[OhCrap after she's already yelled racial slurs about them]]. Then somebody asks her, in front of the police, who's watching her ''small children in the swimming pool''. [[HumiliationConga The ensuing child endangerment investigation forces her to move out of the neighborhood three weeks later]].
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/play-stupid-games-get-your-a-kicked-part-2/271135/ An angry old man]] [[ScrewPolitenessImASenior who bullies and yells at anyone and anybody at a train station (even children) without provocation]] for weeks on end eventually provokes the wrong person and ends up on the business end of a ''flying dropkick''.page]]!
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/this-just-got-personal/ This woman]] assumed a caller was a telemarketer, yelled at them to be taken off the list... and then wondered why she wasn't invited to her best friend's party.
---> "Sorry, I took you off my list."
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/in-for-a-penny-in-for-a-pound/ This guy]], trying to buy 16 pounds' worth of items but only having 15, loudly objects to the submitter's offer of letting him borrow a pound. As the submitter is paying for his own items, the other guy is trying to lower his bill, but still ends up ten pence short. He turns to the submitter...
--->'''Guy:''' Hey, I don't suppose--\\
'''Submitter:''' No, I don't suppose either. ''(leaves)''
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/mad-dash-for-dash-cam/ This guy]] deliberately backs into the car behind him and pretends to have injured his neck when the police arrive. Luckily, the other driver had a dash cam in the car. [[OhCrap The first guy turns white when he finds out.]]
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/a-helpless-situation/ In this story]], a woman refuses to help a person
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/time-to-abandon-this-sinking-ship/ The lead organizer of this camp]] insists on letting other campers use the submitter's personal tandem kayak (meant for the use of said submitter and their disabled daughter). It happens that the submitter had secured a location, food, and entertainment for lunch partway through a planned group kayak trip. The submitter is the only one who knows where the planned stop is, so they and their family pack up their kayaks and leave, rescheduling the food and live band as a private party at night, and leaving the organizer to try to salvage the event in some way.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/bad-people-come-in-stolen-packages/169314/ This new neighbor]] kept harassing the submitter because she was convinced he was a teen thief that stole her packages despite the submitter only taking packages address to his home. Despite all the evidence he shows, and later the police explaining to the crazy lady that he didn't steal anything from her, the neighbor refuses to accept the truth, accuses the submitter of lying to the police and demanding he "confess" his crime and pay a $500 compensation. Eventually, the crazy neighbor was arrested and sent to jail for disregarding a court order not to harass the submitter again; and because she was the sole breadwinner, her family (who also helped the crazy lady harass the submitter) was forced to move out as they couldn't afford to remain in the home without her.
** An apartment-dweller not picking up after his dog [[https://notalwaysright.com/sometimes-karma-really-stinks/219166/ steps in another dog's waste]].
** [[EvilIsPetty A guy in camo pants goes around kicking over the inukshuks (think 'stone person traditionally built by indigenous people') other people had built on a breakwater]]. He decides to do the same to a man building an inukshuk of his own, kicking the inukshuk over as the second guy's about to place a rather large stone in place, and nearly kicking the second man in the face. In retaliation, [[https://notalwaysright.com/i-bust-the-windows-out-your-car/230906/ the second guy throws the large stone he was holding through the windshield of first guy's truck.]]
** Another driver honks and flips off the submitter [[https://notalwaysright.com/stalled-car-ma/239969/ here]] for accidentally stalling their car's engine... then accidentally stalls his
** After relentlessly bullying a pregnant classmate for months, [[https://notalwaysright.com/que-embarazada-part-3/242492/ this submitter and his girlfriend]] have a SurprisePregnancy.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/when-life-gives-you-lemonade-stands-you-get-yourself-evicted/249320/ This Homeowner's Association busybody]] accuses a children's fundraising lemonade stand of fraud, purely because the leader of the operation is from a Hispanic family. ''[[YouKnowImBlackRight The police officer she's talking to is Hispanic]]'', which she only realizes when he asks the kid for their side of the story in Spanish, [[OhCrap after she's already yelled racial slurs about them]]. Then somebody asks her, in front of the police, who's watching her ''small children in the swimming pool''. [[HumiliationConga The ensuing child endangerment investigation forces her to move out of the neighborhood three weeks later]].
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/play-stupid-games-get-your-a-kicked-part-2/271135/ An angry old man]] [[ScrewPolitenessImASenior who bullies and yells at anyone and anybody at a train station (even children) without provocation]] for weeks on end eventually provokes the wrong person and ends up on the business end of a ''flying dropkick''.
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* ItsAllAboutMe:
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/its-payback-time-literally/154644/ This roommate]] flagrantly puts off paying the submitter's relative money she owes him for a vacation she and her fellow money-stricken friends took, [[BlatantLies claiming that she had her own bills to pay]] when in reality [[SkewedPriorities she's spending money on manicures, fandom memorabilia, and other things for herself]]. It takes the submitter threatening to return the four $60 anime figures the roommate just bought for the roommate to finally begrudgingly pay the money she owes the submitter's relative. It unfortunately doesn't end there, as [[DownerEnding the story ends with]] the submitter in trouble with their relative and the roommate [[KarmaHoudini getting petty revenge by moving out and taking all of the food with her]], leaving the submitter and the remaining roommate without their own food for two weeks.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/the-nightmare-birthday-before-halloween/160808/ This friend]] tries to strong-arm the submitter into attending her birthday party taking place on Halloween (even though her birthday is mid-November) even though the submitter has a prior commitment, namely, chaperoning their little brother and his friends as they go trick-or-treating, which the friend doesn't think is more important than her (not) birthday party. It eventually reaches the point where the friend says that she hopes the friend gets mugged or hit by a car for daring to prioritize making sure their brother has a safe Halloween over not attending her party and later tries to manipulate the submitter into attending anyway, and it's implied that she insults the little brother and his friends the next morning at school while laying into the submitter for not attending the party. Unsurprisingly, the submitter ends their friendship very quickly.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/pretty-high-and-mighty-for-someone-who-works-in-a-dungeon/184644/ This online D&D GM]] whose online D&D story the submitter attempts to join seems to only want to play on their own terms while rejecting any suggestions or character concepts that conflict with that (or bending them to fit said terms) or kicking/blocking any players who can't or won't play by their rules. The submitter later finds out that the GM got so frustrated with the other players (presumably because they wouldn't unanimously conform to the way the GM wanted to play or [[{{Railroading}} kept doing things the GM didn't want them to do]]) that they kicked ''everyone'' out of the game and blocked them.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/a-cardboard-box-under-the-overpass-is-starting-to-look-real-nice/193422/ This selfish roommate]] uses her minor disability as an excuse to not share her bedroom with another roommate and paying only half her rent while the submitter and her friend still had to pay their rent in full. And when the submitter's friend leaves after having an argument with the roommate, making rent unaffordable, the selfish roommate has a "brilliant idea" of solving their rent problems by inviting two new roommates and giving them the submitter's room without her input while the submitter sleeps in the living room behind a shower curtain. This act is the last straw for the submitter, and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere she decides to move out]]. However, [[EvilIsPetty the roommate]] demands that the submitter continue paying her rent for a year even though they never made a contract, and when the submitter won't budge, the roommate keeps badmouthing and harassing the submitter and her mother! Thankfully, this last act gets the attention of the Dean who orders the roommate to stop harassing the submitter under threat of expulsion.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/sometimes-you-have-to-cut-the-line/214034/ The submitter in this story]] realises how much of a selfish jerk her longtime friend has become when she refuses to respect and criticize the submitter's likes and hobbies, yet expects the submitter to respect hers. She also calls the submitter childish for not liking fish, even though the taste of fish makes the submitter gag and lose her appetite. These incidents, along with her insincere apologies, lead the submitter to end their friendship, block her number, and never call her again.
** After moving to a new house, [[https://notalwaysright.com/we-wont-be-pooling-our-efforts/242905/ the submitter's neighbor]] expects the submitter to continue building a pool that was abandoned by the previous owner (which the submitter plans to fill it up since they're not interested of having a pool) since he wants the pool for his kids and doesn't want to build it himself.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/that-lady-is-one-rotten-tomato/264294/ This neighbor]] throws a fit when she can no longer steal the submitter's tomatoes (they having been moved indoors), going so far as to claim that they're hers and ''demand their own key so they can collect them''.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/these-boots-were-made-for-really-gross-popsicles/276474/ This backpacker]] puts her hiking boots in a freezer in order to kill the bacteria that make her feet "stink heaps". She can't understand why the people who store ''food'' in said freezer are disgusted by this, and gets irate at the suggestion she should simply store them outside. (And as pointed out in the comments, [[ArtisticLicenseBiology it wouldn't work anyway]] -- most of the bacteria would simply go dormant, and since the boots would be wet when thawed, she's just encouraging them to grow.) She then throws in a bit of casual racism for good measure.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/this-is-why-no-one-likes-you/284477/ This guy]] joins a group of friends in their outings and get-togethers and promptly attempts to seize control of everything the group does, from what music they listen to to what games they play, and pushes them into doing activities that he is the only one interested in doing. The last straw happens when he shows up to the submitter's birthday party uninvited and tries to force the group to get drunk with him over poker games, to the point of turning off the TV in the middle of the group's intense ''VideoGame/MarioKart'' race to demand the group do so. At this point, the friend who originally invited him to join their group in the first place finally tells him to stop trying to make everything about him, resulting in the guy sitting around pouting for a while before quietly slinking out the door, never being heard from by the group again afterward.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/its-payback-time-literally/154644/ This roommate]] flagrantly puts off paying the submitter's relative money she owes him for a vacation she and her fellow money-stricken friends took, [[BlatantLies claiming that she had her own bills to pay]] when in reality [[SkewedPriorities she's spending money on manicures, fandom memorabilia, and other things for herself]]. It takes the submitter threatening to return the four $60 anime figures the roommate just bought for the roommate to finally begrudgingly pay the money she owes the submitter's relative. It unfortunately doesn't end there, as [[DownerEnding the story ends with]] the submitter in trouble with their relative and the roommate [[KarmaHoudini getting petty revenge by moving out and taking all of the food with her]], leaving the submitter and the remaining roommate without their own food for two weeks.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/the-nightmare-birthday-before-halloween/160808/ This friend]] tries to strong-arm the submitter into attending her birthday party taking place on Halloween (even though her birthday is mid-November) even though the submitter has a prior commitment, namely, chaperoning their little brother and his friends as they go trick-or-treating, which the friend doesn't think is more important than her (not) birthday party. It eventually reaches the point where the friend says that she hopes the friend gets mugged or hit by a car for daring to prioritize making sure their brother has a safe Halloween over not attending her party and later tries to manipulate the submitter into attending anyway, and it's implied that she insults the little brother and his friends the next morning at school while laying into the submitter for not attending the party. Unsurprisingly, the submitter ends their friendship very quickly.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/pretty-high-and-mighty-for-someone-who-works-in-a-dungeon/184644/ This online D&D GM]] whose online D&D story the submitter attempts to join seems to only want to play on their own terms while rejecting any suggestions or character concepts that conflict with that (or bending them to fit said terms) or kicking/blocking any players who can't or won't play by their rules. The submitter later finds out that the GM got so frustrated with the other players (presumably because they wouldn't unanimously conform to the way the GM wanted to play or [[{{Railroading}} kept doing things the GM didn't want them to do]]) that they kicked ''everyone'' out of the game and blocked them.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/a-cardboard-box-under-the-overpass-is-starting-to-look-real-nice/193422/ This selfish roommate]] uses her minor disability as an excuse to not share her bedroom with another roommate and paying only half her rent while the submitter and her friend still had to pay their rent in full. And when the submitter's friend leaves after having an argument with the roommate, making rent unaffordable, the selfish roommate has a "brilliant idea" of solving their rent problems by inviting two new roommates and giving them the submitter's room without her input while the submitter sleeps in the living room behind a shower curtain. This act is the last straw for the submitter, and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere she decides to move out]]. However, [[EvilIsPetty the roommate]] demands that the submitter continue paying her rent for a year even though they never made a contract, and when the submitter won't budge, the roommate keeps badmouthing and harassing the submitter and her mother! Thankfully, this last act gets the attention of the Dean who orders the roommate to stop harassing the submitter under threat of expulsion.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/sometimes-you-have-to-cut-the-line/214034/ The submitter in this story]] realises how much of a selfish jerk her longtime friend has become when she refuses to respect and criticize the submitter's likes and hobbies, yet expects the submitter to respect hers. She also calls the submitter childish for not liking fish, even though the taste of fish makes the submitter gag and lose her appetite. These incidents, along with her insincere apologies, lead the submitter to end their friendship, block her number, and never call her again.
** After moving to a new house, [[https://notalwaysright.com/we-wont-be-pooling-our-efforts/242905/ the submitter's neighbor]] expects the submitter to continue building a pool that was abandoned by the previous owner (which the submitter plans to fill it up since they're not interested of having a pool) since he wants the pool for his kids and doesn't want to build it himself.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/that-lady-is-one-rotten-tomato/264294/ This neighbor]] throws a fit when she can no longer steal the submitter's tomatoes (they having been moved indoors), going so far as to claim that they're hers and ''demand their own key so they can collect them''.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/these-boots-were-made-for-really-gross-popsicles/276474/ This backpacker]] puts her hiking boots in a freezer in order to kill the bacteria that make her feet "stink heaps". She can't understand why the people who store ''food'' in said freezer are disgusted by this, and gets irate at the suggestion she should simply store them outside. (And as pointed out in the comments, [[ArtisticLicenseBiology it wouldn't work anyway]] -- most of the bacteria would simply go dormant, and since the boots would be wet when thawed, she's just encouraging them to grow.) She then throws in a bit of casual racism for good measure.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/this-is-why-no-one-likes-you/284477/ This guy]] joins a group of friends in their outings and get-togethers and promptly attempts to seize control of everything the group does, from what music they listen to to what games they play, and pushes them into doing activities that he is the only one interested in doing. The last straw happens when he shows up to the submitter's birthday party uninvited and tries to force the group to get drunk with him over poker games, to the point of turning off the TV in the middle of the group's intense ''VideoGame/MarioKart'' race to demand the group do so. At this point, the friend who originally invited him to join their group in the first place finally tells him to stop trying to make everything about him, resulting in the guy sitting around pouting for a while before quietly slinking out the door, never being heard from by the group again afterward.
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* ItsAllAboutMe:
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/its-payback-time-literally/154644/ This roommate]] flagrantly puts off paying the submitter's relative money she owes him for a vacation she and her fellow money-stricken friends took, [[BlatantLies claimingItsAllAboutMe: As can be seen on [[ItsAllAboutMe that she had her trope's own bills to pay]] when in reality [[SkewedPriorities she's spending money on manicures, fandom memorabilia, and other things for herself]]. It takes the submitter threatening to return the four $60 anime figures the roommate just bought for the roommate to finally begrudgingly pay the money she owes the submitter's relative. It unfortunately doesn't end there, as [[DownerEnding the story ends with]] the submitter in trouble with their relative and the roommate [[KarmaHoudini getting petty revenge by moving out and taking all of the food with her]], leaving the submitter and the remaining roommate without their own food for two weeks.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/the-nightmare-birthday-before-halloween/160808/ This friend]] tries to strong-arm the submitter into attending her birthday party taking place on Halloween (even though her birthday is mid-November) even though the submitter has a prior commitment, namely, chaperoning their little brother and his friends as they go trick-or-treating, which the friend doesn't think is more important than her (not) birthday party. It eventually reaches the point where the friend says that she hopes the friend gets mugged or hit by a car for daring to prioritize making sure their brother has a safe Halloween over not attending her party and later tries to manipulate the submitter into attending anyway, and it's implied that she insults the little brother and his friends the next morning at school while laying into the submitter for not attending the party. Unsurprisingly, the submitter ends their friendship very quickly.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/pretty-high-and-mighty-for-someone-who-works-in-a-dungeon/184644/ This online D&D GM]] whose online D&D story the submitter attempts to join seems to only want to play on their own terms while rejecting any suggestions or character concepts that conflict with that (or bending them to fit said terms) or kicking/blocking any players who can't or won't play by their rules. The submitter later finds out that the GM got so frustrated with the other players (presumably because they wouldn't unanimously conform to the way the GM wanted to play or [[{{Railroading}} kept doing things the GM didn't want them to do]]) that they kicked ''everyone'' out of the game and blocked them.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/a-cardboard-box-under-the-overpass-is-starting-to-look-real-nice/193422/ This selfish roommate]] uses her minor disability as an excuse to not share her bedroom with another roommate and paying only half her rent while the submitter and her friend still had to pay their rent in full. And when the submitter's friend leaves after having an argument with the roommate, making rent unaffordable, the selfish roommate has a "brilliant idea" of solving their rent problems by inviting two new roommates and giving them the submitter's room without her input while the submitter sleeps in the living room behind a shower curtain. This act is the last straw for the submitter, and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere she decides to move out]]. However, [[EvilIsPetty the roommate]] demands that the submitter continue paying her rent for a year even though they never made a contract, and when the submitter won't budge, the roommate keeps badmouthing and harassing the submitter and her mother! Thankfully, this last act gets the attention of the Dean who orders the roommate to stop harassing the submitter under threat of expulsion.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/sometimes-you-have-to-cut-the-line/214034/ The submitter in this story]] realises how much of a selfish jerk her longtime friend has become when she refuses to respect and criticize the submitter's likes and hobbies, yet expects the submitter to respect hers. She also calls the submitter childish for not liking fish, even though the taste of fish makes the submitter gag and lose her appetite. These incidents, along with her insincere apologies, lead the submitter to end their friendship, block her number, and never call her again.
** After moving to a new house, [[https://notalwaysright.com/we-wont-be-pooling-our-efforts/242905/ the submitter's neighbor]] expects the submitter to continue building a pool that was abandoned by the previous owner (which the submitter plans to fill it up since they're not interested of having a pool) since he wants the pool for his kids and doesn't want to build it himself.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/that-lady-is-one-rotten-tomato/264294/ This neighbor]] throws a fit when she can no longer steal the submitter's tomatoes (they having been moved indoors), going so far as to claim that they're hers and ''demand their own key so they can collect them''.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/these-boots-were-made-for-really-gross-popsicles/276474/ This backpacker]] puts her hiking boots in a freezer in order to kill the bacteria that make her feet "stink heaps". She can't understand why the people who store ''food'' in said freezer are disgusted by this, and gets irate at the suggestion she should simply store them outside. (And as pointed out in the comments, [[ArtisticLicenseBiology it wouldn't work anyway]] -- most of the bacteria would simply go dormant, and since the boots would be wet when thawed, she's just encouraging them to grow.) She then throws in a bit of casual racism for good measure.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/this-is-why-no-one-likes-you/284477/ This guy]] joins a group of friends in their outings and get-togethers and promptly attempts to seize control of everything the group does, from what music they listen to to what games they play, and pushes them into doing activities that he is the only one interested in doing. The last straw happens when he shows up to the submitter's birthday party uninvited and tries to force the group to get drunk with him over poker games, to the point of turning off the TV in the middle of the group's intense ''VideoGame/MarioKart'' race to demand the group do so. At this point, the friend who originally invited him to join their group in the first place finally tells him to stop trying to make everything about him, resulting in the guy sitting around pouting for a while before quietly slinking out the door, never being heard from by the group again afterward.page]].
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/its-payback-time-literally/154644/ This roommate]] flagrantly puts off paying the submitter's relative money she owes him for a vacation she and her fellow money-stricken friends took, [[BlatantLies claiming
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/the-nightmare-birthday-before-halloween/160808/ This friend]] tries to strong-arm the submitter into attending her birthday party taking place on Halloween (even though her birthday is mid-November) even though the submitter has a prior commitment, namely, chaperoning their little brother and his friends as they go trick-or-treating, which the friend doesn't think is more important than her (not) birthday party. It eventually reaches the point where the friend says that she hopes the friend gets mugged or hit by a car for daring to prioritize making sure their brother has a safe Halloween over not attending her party and later tries to manipulate the submitter into attending anyway, and it's implied that she insults the little brother and his friends the next morning at school while laying into the submitter for not attending the party. Unsurprisingly, the submitter ends their friendship very quickly.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/pretty-high-and-mighty-for-someone-who-works-in-a-dungeon/184644/ This online D&D GM]] whose online D&D story the submitter attempts to join seems to only want to play on their own terms while rejecting any suggestions or character concepts that conflict with that (or bending them to fit said terms) or kicking/blocking any players who can't or won't play by their rules. The submitter later finds out that the GM got so frustrated with the other players (presumably because they wouldn't unanimously conform to the way the GM wanted to play or [[{{Railroading}} kept doing things the GM didn't want them to do]]) that they kicked ''everyone'' out of the game and blocked them.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/a-cardboard-box-under-the-overpass-is-starting-to-look-real-nice/193422/ This selfish roommate]] uses her minor disability as an excuse to not share her bedroom with another roommate and paying only half her rent while the submitter and her friend still had to pay their rent in full. And when the submitter's friend leaves after having an argument with the roommate, making rent unaffordable, the selfish roommate has a "brilliant idea" of solving their rent problems by inviting two new roommates and giving them the submitter's room without her input while the submitter sleeps in the living room behind a shower curtain. This act is the last straw for the submitter, and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere she decides to move out]]. However, [[EvilIsPetty the roommate]] demands that the submitter continue paying her rent for a year even though they never made a contract, and when the submitter won't budge, the roommate keeps badmouthing and harassing the submitter and her mother! Thankfully, this last act gets the attention of the Dean who orders the roommate to stop harassing the submitter under threat of expulsion.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/sometimes-you-have-to-cut-the-line/214034/ The submitter in this story]] realises how much of a selfish jerk her longtime friend has become when she refuses to respect and criticize the submitter's likes and hobbies, yet expects the submitter to respect hers. She also calls the submitter childish for not liking fish, even though the taste of fish makes the submitter gag and lose her appetite. These incidents, along with her insincere apologies, lead the submitter to end their friendship, block her number, and never call her again.
** After moving to a new house, [[https://notalwaysright.com/we-wont-be-pooling-our-efforts/242905/ the submitter's neighbor]] expects the submitter to continue building a pool that was abandoned by the previous owner (which the submitter plans to fill it up since they're not interested of having a pool) since he wants the pool for his kids and doesn't want to build it himself.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/that-lady-is-one-rotten-tomato/264294/ This neighbor]] throws a fit when she can no longer steal the submitter's tomatoes (they having been moved indoors), going so far as to claim that they're hers and ''demand their own key so they can collect them''.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/these-boots-were-made-for-really-gross-popsicles/276474/ This backpacker]] puts her hiking boots in a freezer in order to kill the bacteria that make her feet "stink heaps". She can't understand why the people who store ''food'' in said freezer are disgusted by this, and gets irate at the suggestion she should simply store them outside. (And as pointed out in the comments, [[ArtisticLicenseBiology it wouldn't work anyway]] -- most of the bacteria would simply go dormant, and since the boots would be wet when thawed, she's just encouraging them to grow.) She then throws in a bit of casual racism for good measure.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/this-is-why-no-one-likes-you/284477/ This guy]] joins a group of friends in their outings and get-togethers and promptly attempts to seize control of everything the group does, from what music they listen to to what games they play, and pushes them into doing activities that he is the only one interested in doing. The last straw happens when he shows up to the submitter's birthday party uninvited and tries to force the group to get drunk with him over poker games, to the point of turning off the TV in the middle of the group's intense ''VideoGame/MarioKart'' race to demand the group do so. At this point, the friend who originally invited him to join their group in the first place finally tells him to stop trying to make everything about him, resulting in the guy sitting around pouting for a while before quietly slinking out the door, never being heard from by the group again afterward.
