History Webcomic / NotAlwaysRightNotAlwaysReal

!! Tropes seen in Not Always Right, Not Always Real:

** [[http://notalwaysright-notalwaysreal.webcomic.ws/comics/6 Those]] [[http://notalwaysright-notalwaysreal.webcomic.ws/comics/12 two]] try to be racist but fail. The first one called the employee a "black b***" even though he/she was white, and the second called someone a "white b***" even though she was white too.

--> ''"I was playing on the computer when my roommate told me to go to the bedroom immediately. There was nothing so i came back only to see her [[TooDumbToLive peeing on the computer tower.]] [[AIIsACrapshoot The tower started making weird electricity sounds as the monitor started flickering]] and [[CriticalExistenceFailure turned off]] after showing a blue screen with a lot of paragraphs that [[HilarityEnsues weren't summarized by a tl;dr line at the end]], so i didn't read it. Then, as i saw the tower acting weird, [[TooDumbToLive i used a chainsaw to cut it in half to see what's wrong.]] It cut some wires in half [[MadeOfIncendium and started a fire]]. [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ApplianceDefenestration I threw the tower outside]] shortly before [[StuffBlowingUp it exploded]], [[BrokenGlassPenalty shattering every window of the building]]. [[OverlyLongGag It was still on fire]], so i dropped some liquid on it, thinking it would put it off. [[OhCrap Not long before i realized it was petroleum]]. [[WhatAnIdiot I didn't know what it did when it touched fire, so i just stared.]] [[MadeOfExplodium The remains of the tower exploded even harder]], damaging the building. In panic, i called the army. [[EpicFail They dropped an atomic bomb, causing a gigantic explosion that brought the building to the ground shortly before disintegrating 90% of it. The other 10%]] [[MadeOfIncendium were left on fire]]. We called the firefighters but as it turned out, [[EpicFail they had been nuked]] and [[AnyoneCanDie were all dead.]] We called the police, but there were only a few survivors. [[OverlyLongGag Everyone was told to evacuate immediately as toxic gas started invading the area.]] [[KilledOffForReal My roommate choked and died immediately.]] I went to the house of one of my friends that has cancer. As it turns out, he was about to die [[ChekhovsGun but was crushed by our building shortly before his entire family was killed by the atomic bomb.]] [[OverlyLongGag Then a nuclear power plant exploded]], causing the air around it to become lethal. We evacuated the city on train and we saw the inner core of the atomic bomb blow up [[EpicFail and disintegrate the entire city.]] Then it started emitting dark energy, crashing the train, so i'm in the train wrecks right now that [[TooDumbToLive bad?]]

** [[http://notalwaysright-notalwaysreal.webcomic.ws/comics/6 Those]] [[http://notalwaysright-notalwaysreal.webcomic.ws/comics/12 two]] try to be racist but fail. The first one called the employee a "black b***" even though he/she was white, and the second called someone a "white b***" even though [[CriticalResearchFailure she was white too.]]

''Not Always Right, Not Always Real'', also sometimes shortened to ''Not Always Real'', is a webcomic inspired by the website [[Website/NotAlwaysRight Not Always Right]]. The comic is entirely text-based and features imaginary stories of stupid customers.

--> ''"I was playing on the computer when my roommate told me to go to the bedroom immediately. There was nothing so i came back only to see her [[TooDumbToLive peeing on the computer tower.]] [[AIIsACrapshoot The tower started making weird electricity sounds as the monitor started flickering]] and [[CriticalExistenceFailure turned off]] after showing a blue screen with a lot of paragraphs that [[HilarityEnsues weren't summarized by a tl;dr line at the end]], so i didn't read it. Then, as i saw the tower acting weird, [[TooDumbToLive i used a chainsaw to cut it in half to see what's wrong.]] [[CaptainObvious It cut some wires in half]] [[MadeOfIncendium and started a fire]]. [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ApplianceDefenestration I threw the tower outside]] shortly before [[StuffBlowingUp it exploded]], [[BrokenGlassPenalty shattering every window of the building]]. [[OverlyLongGag It was still on fire]], so i dropped some liquid on it, thinking it would put it off. [[OhCrap Not long before i realized it was petroleum]]. [[WhatAnIdiot I didn't know what it did when it touched fire, so i just stared.]] [[MadeOfExplodium The remains of the tower exploded even harder]], damaging the building. In panic, i called the army. [[EpicFail They dropped an atomic bomb, causing a gigantic explosion that brought the building to the ground shortly before disintegrating 90% of it. The other 10%]] [[MadeOfIncendium were left on fire]]. We called the firefighters but as it turned out, [[EpicFail they had been nuked]] and [[AnyoneCanDie were all dead.]] We called the police, but there were only a few survivors. [[OverlyLongGag Everyone was told to evacuate immediately as toxic gas started invading the area.]] [[KilledOffForReal My roommate choked and died immediately.]] I went to the house of one of my friends that has cancer. As it turns out, he was about to die [[ChekhovsGun but was crushed by our building shortly before his entire family was killed by the atomic bomb.]] [[OverlyLongGag Then a nuclear power plant exploded]], causing the air around it to become lethal. We evacuated the city on train and we saw the inner core of the atomic bomb blow up [[EpicFail and disintegrate the entire city.]] Then it started emitting dark energy, crashing the train, so i'm in the train wrecks right now. [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments Is]] [[CaptainObvious that]] [[TooDumbToLive bad?]]

--> ''"I was playing on the computer when my roommate told me to go to the bedroom immediately. There was nothing so i came back only to see her [[TooDumbToLive peeing on the computer tower.]] [[AIIsACrapshoot The tower started making weird electricity sounds as the monitor started flickering]] and [[CriticalExistenceFailure turned off]] after showing a blue screen with a lot of paragraphs that [[HilarityEnsues weren't summarized by a tl;dr line at the end]], so i didn't read it. Then, as i saw the tower acting weird, [[TooDumbToLive i used a chainsaw to cut it in half to see what's wrong.]] [[CaptainObvious It cut some wires in half]] [[MadeOfIncendium and started a fire]]. [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ApplianceDefenestration I threw the tower outside]] shortly before [[StuffBlowingUp it exploded]], [[BrokenGlassPenalty shattering every window of the building]]. [[OverlyLongGag It was still on fire]], so i dropped some liquid on it, thinking it would put it off. [[OhCrap Not long before i realized it was petroleum]]. [[WhatAnIdiot I didn't know what it did when it touched fire, so i just stared.]] [[MadeOfExplodium The remains of the tower exploded even harder]], damaging the building. In panic, i called the army. [[EpicFail They dropped an atomic bomb, causing a gigantic explosion that brought the building to the ground shortly before disintegrating 90% of it. The other 10%]] [[MadeOfIncendium were left on fire]]. We called the firefighters but as it turned out, [[EpicFail they had been nuked]] and [[AnyoneCanDie were all dead.]] We called the police, but there were only a few survivors. [[OverlyLongGag Everyone was told to evacuate immediately as toxic gas started invading the area.]] [[KilledOffForReal My roommate choked and died immediately.]] I went to the house of one of my friends that has cancer. As it turns out, he was about to die [[ChekhovsGun but was crushed by our building shortly before his entire family was killed by the atomic bomb.]] [[OverlyLongGag Then a nuclear power plant exploded]], causing the air around it to become lethal. We evacuated the city on train and we saw the inner core of the atomic bomb blow up [[EpicFail and disintegrate the entire city.]] Then it started emitting dark energy, crashing the train, so i'm in the train wrecks right now. [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Is]] [[CaptainObvious that]] [[TooDumbToLive bad?]]

** [[http://notalwaysright-notalwaysreal.webcomic.ws/comics/9/ A woman lets her son run around the parking lot.]] Her answer after being told that by the employee? [[TooDumbToLive You're lying!]] [[LetThemDie People these days, they have no respect!]] The child was nearly hit by a car afterwards. We are all thankful for these stories being made-up.

* ShoutOut: A customer says that he hates mondays. The cashier replies that you need a lawyer for that.

** [[http://notalwaysright-notalwaysreal.webcomic.ws/comics/6 Those]] [[http://notalwaysright-notalwaysreal.webcomic.ws/comics/12 two]] try to be racist but fail. The first one called the employee a "black b***" even though he/she was white, and the second called someone a "white b***" even though [[EpicFail she was white too.]]

** [[http://notalwaysright-notalwaysreal.webcomic.ws/comics/6 Those]] [[http://notalwaysright-notalwaysreal.webcomic.ws/comics/12 two]] try to be racist but fail. The first one called the employee a "black b***" even though he/she was white, and the second called someone a "white b***" even though [[Irony she was white too.]]

** [[http://notalwaysright-notalwaysreal.webcomic.ws/comics/6 Those]][[http://notalwaysright-notalwaysreal.webcomic.ws/comics/12 two]] try to be racist but fail. The first one called the employee a "black b***" even though he/she was white, and the second called someone a "white b***" even though she was white too.

** [[http://notalwaysright-notalwaysreal.webcomic.ws/comics/9/ A woman lets her son run around the parking lot.]] Her answer after being told that by the employee? [[TooDumbToLive You're lying!]] [[LetHerDie People these days, they have no respect!]] The child was nearly hit by a car afterwards. We are all thankful for these stories being made-up.