History WebVideo / TwoTheRantingGryphon

* FurryFandom: He's very open about it, to the point that several of his rants are centered around it. He's ranted before about furry conventions, furry roleplays, and the perception of furries in general.

* RantInducingSlight: He admits that there's no point to his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEe_WuTkmfY Olives]] rant, but the incident that inspired it was so stupid he just had to talk about it.

* BaldOfAwesome: And he looks a lot like Spider Jerusalem, to boot.

* TheScrooge: He's done two separate rants on Christmas, one calling it over-commercialized and another asking "is twenty-four hours a year [of kindness] really all we can manage to squeeze out?"

* AnimationAgeGhetto: [[invoked]]His rant on ''WesternAnimation/{{Zootopia}}'' was about an experience where he saw the titular movie, only for a woman to treat him with [[PaedoHunt suspicion of being a child molester]] because he was there by himself. 2 spends the rest of the rant arguing against the mentality that animation is only for children.

* {{Naytheist}}: He was once studying to be a preacher. Not anymore; he's swung all the way to gnostic atheism.

* StopBeingStereotypical: His rant on gay pride. As a gay man himself, 2 agrees with the stated goal of acceptance and less discrimination for LBGT people. However, 2 also believes that gay pride parades are just making things worse, since members of the pride parades are "making it look like the rainbow limp-wristed S&M apocalypse is coming".

-->"You know, I get a lot of people asking me about stuff I hate now. You know, they'll write to me and say, 'Hey, what do you think about deforestation?' . . . Just about anything you can think of. And that's cool, because now it's like my ''job'' to hate shit, and I'm good at it, so it's all cool."
-->--2 the Ranting Gryphon, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npOkOyVXLPI "Abortions"]]

** The excuse of "[[BileFascination it's so horrible I can't look away]]" when justifying looking at something gross or disturbing. 2 says "the rest of us got over that psychology ages ago."

* RantComedy: Well, he ''is'' 2, the Ranting Gryphon (emphasis on "ranting").

* AnimationAgeGhetto: [[invoked]]His rant on ''Disney/{{Zootopia}}'' was about an experience where he saw the titular movie, only for a woman to treat him with [[PaedoHunt suspicion of being a child molester]] because he was there by himself. 2 spends the rest of the rant arguing against the mentality that animation is only for children.

** The opinion that "cartoons are for kids." He devoted an entire rant to this based on an experience from a movie theater after watching ''Disney/{{Zootopia}}'', and usually ends his stand-up comedy specials arguing against this mindset.

[[http://ranting-gryphon.com/index.htm 2, the Ranting Gryphon]] is a [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom furry]] comedian whose specialty is [[RantComedy amusing, often profanity-laced commentary]] on various subjects that annoy, infuriate, and otherwise perturb him - as demonstrated by the page quote, it's pretty much his job to hate various things, and he's good at it.

* BerserkButton: Whatever the subject of his rant happens to be.

-->''[[BigNo "NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"]]''
* CardCarryingVillain - Played with; in his "Portal of Evil" rant, he says that he must officially be evil because the Portal of Evil had an article on him.
* ClusterFBomb - Most of his rants and routines can be considered this, though there are a few that fall more into the PrecisionFStrike territory.
* EveryoneHasStandards - 2 once made it very clear that when he rants, one line he will never cross with the concept is doing it purely for personal profit.
* PrecisionFStrike - The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q71cMRGXx9o "Global Warming"]] rant - as opposed to most of his rants, it has precisely three pieces of profanity: two "craps" and one "dumbasses".
* RantComedy - Well, he ''is'' 2, the Ranting Gryphon (emphasis on "ranting").

[[http://ranting-gryphon.com/index.htm 2, the Ranting Gryphon]] is a [[{{FurryFandom}} furry]] comedian whose specialty is [[RantComedy amusing, often profanity-laced commentary]] on various subjects that annoy, infuriate, and otherwise perturb him - as demonstrated by the page quote, it's pretty much his job to hate various things, and he's good at it.