History WebVideo / HellsingUltimateAbridged

-->'''Alucard:''' Okay, [[LampshadeHanging I know it's]] ''[[LampshadeHanging filthy rich]]'' [[LampshadeHanging coming from me,]] but YOUR POWERS ARE BULLSHIT!

* IHaveManyNames: When the Nazis encounter Alexander Anderson, the call him a variety of [[RedBaron awesome-sounding nicknames]]: God's Assassin, Saint Guillotine, The Angel's Dust, and Judas Priest ("Wait, like ze [[Music/JudasPriest band]]?" "THEY WERE NAMED AFTER HIM!").

** To ''Twilight'' in Episode 1.

* SayMyName: In Episode 7, after fully embracing her vampirism, Seras makes Zorin do this as she annialates her. Note that throughout the series, everyone simply called her "Police Girl", whether or not they actually knew her name.

** The Major tells his men to burn down everything of importance in London. Not the Holocaust Museum, though; no one will deny what they did. [[spoiler: Though it's unclear if he's doing it out of respect or because he's ''proud'' of what happened. Remember that he's an unapologetic Nazi.]]

* NoodleIncident: While going over one of the problems Alucard caused:

** Around the same time as Millennium’s invasion of London, America apparently imploded. By the end of the series, the only things known about the “Incident” are that [[NotMeThisTime Millennium had no hand in it]] and the aftermath allowed for [[MegaCorp corporations to run for president.]]

'''Alucard:''' (genuinely amused) You cheeky dickwaffle!

* InsaneTrollLogic: By Alucard's reasoning, the attacks are clearly by some large organized group, the Nazis were an large organized group, so it must be Nazis. To his delight and Integra's intense fury, [[TheCloudcuckoolanderWasRight he's absolutely right]].

** Invoked to be deconstructed. Jan forces one of Integra's soldiers to read out an extremely abusive and crude letter detailing in depth how he will rape them all to death in the most violent way possible. [[MoodWhiplash The soldier is very clearly horrified and disturbed by it]], and what's even worse is that he's just suffered through Jan shooting one of his testicles. Jan is the only one who is amused by all of this.

** Anderson has a moment of this in the first episode!

''*Camera shows different reactions, Maxwell is extremely offended, the bean counters are stunned, Integra is glaring at Alucard*''\\

** Walter's plan to get Alucard to Brazil relies on the vampire's [[CommanderContrarian pathological insubordination]].

* BriarPatching: How Walter gets Alucard to go to Brazil.

* ReversePsychology: Used by Walter on Alucard to trick him into going on a mission to Brazil. [[spoiler: It works.]]

* GratuitousJapanese:
** In episode 9:
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-->''' Yumi:''' "Omae wa.. ''Omae wa mou shindeiru''." [[labelnote: again]] "You are.. ''YouAreAlreadyDead'' [[/labelnote]]

** And a little later
--->'''Heinkel:''' Isn't that one of the nails that pierced Christ's body? From the "Don't fuck with this" armory? Where they keep the Ark of the Covenant, the Dead Sea scrolls and the actual body of Christ?

* BrickJoke: It's easy to miss in a surprisingly serious and melancholy scene, but in episode 10 [[spoiler:Integra does indeed record the Major's final moments for the queen.]]

--->'''Anderson''': How the blood-soaked, protestant hell did you do that?\\

** Broadly speaking, ''Abridged'' has a more heroic perspective of the Catholic Church (AlwaysChaoticEvil in the original). Maxwell has more [[EvenEvilHasStandards standards]] (such as a distaste for racism and pedophiles, never expressed in the original), despising the Nazis (while his original self didn't really care about the Nazis and gleefully admitted the Church worked with them during the war). They also remove a scene where UsefulNotes/ThePope remembers with fondness the days the Church and the Nazis were allies. Most importantly, Maxwell's [[spoiler:"crusade" is given a different context. While both in Abridged and the Original he's doing it against the orders of the Pope, in the original the entire Iscariot troops and Papal Knights give him his full support. In Abridged it's made clear all the armed battalions of the Catholic Church refused to follow him, so the battalions under Maxwell are bottom-of-the-barrel fundamentalists (three of which aren't even Catholic and one of ''them'' specifically joined just to fuck with Maxwell by running off with the equipment he gave them)]] he grabbed around the world rather than Papal Knights. Or as Anderson puts it;

* Squee: Seras does this in Episode 8, when Alucard fiinally calls her by her name instead of "Police Girl".

** In episode 8, Alucard brushes off Andersons attempt at forgiving him for his sins, saying that only God can do that. Anderson admits that he's right, then [[spoiler:breaks out the Nail of Helena and asks Alucard if he'd "like to speak to Him", which is treated like another PreAsskickingOneLiner. Except Anderson using the Nail on himself actually does bring God down to speak with Alucard... and personally annihilate his entire Restraint Level 0 army]].

-->'''Alucard (Anime-esque female voice):''' Ah, yameru [[spoiler:Walter]], you're splitting me in two!\\

* IKnowYoureInThereSomewhereFight: In Episode 8, Anderson finally faces Alucard, as Dracula, in a rematch. While he knows they are the same person, he demands that the sharrp tongued version come out as ''that'' is the man he wants to kill.

* HeroInsurance: A RunningGag in the first few episodes is that the Hellsing Organization doesn't have it, so paying for Alucards' rampages and general shenanigans is a massive expense. Episode 2 has the organization risk losing funding, while Episode 3 has Integra and Walter discuss "Alucard-levels" of colaterral damage from the vampire's "walk" in a Brazillian hotel.

** In Episode 6, Pip complains that fighting Nazi vampires has lost its charm, and Seras points out that maybe they'll fight a Nazi werewolf, to Pip replies is muchworse. In Episode 9, she fights the Captain of Millenium, [[spoiler: who just happens to be a ''Nazi fucking werewolf'']].

** Episode 8 also has Anderson quote ''Film/TheBoondockSaints'' again, just as he did in Episode 1, [[spoiler:as he dies. Finally admitting it's his favorite movie.]] This is further referenced in Episode 10 by his protege, Heinkel, who quotes ''Film/KillBill'' after [[spoiler:killing Walter.]]

** Episode 8 also has Anderson quote ''Film/TheBoondockSaints'' again, just as he did in Episode 1, [[spoiler:as he dies. And finally admit it's his favorite movie.]] This is further referenced in Episode 10 by his protege, Heinkel, who quotes ''Film/KillBill'' after [[spoiler:killing Walter.]]