History WebVideo / HellsingUltimateAbridged

* AdaptationExplanationExtrication: In the original series, the Jackal handcannon was created with dealing with Anderson's incredible durability and regeneration is cut. While Alucard does request a new gun in Episode 2, nothing was said for how powerful it will be, thus all the scenes of him doing far more damage with his black gun over his white go unexplained.

** The Major makes an impressive MotiveRant that ends in a glory hole joke. Integra isn't impressed but Pip give it an eight out of ten.
* AdaptationExplanationExtrication: That the Jackal was created with dealing with Anderson's incredible durability and regeneration is cut. While Alucard does request another gun, nothing was said for how powerful it will be, thus all the scenes of him doing far more damage with his black gun over his white go unexplained.

** [[DownplayedTrope Not to say the rest of the Church not with Maxwell are totally clean]], however, as, besides the part about the Church spiriting the Nazi survivors to safety from the backstory being kept, [[spoiler: unlike the original, the finale reveals that Millennium got their cybernetic technology from the Church, instead of Herr Doktor being the source, a fact which they want to keep under wraps from Hellsing]].

** Oddly enough, some of Millennium's soldiers who are ''Nazi Vampires'', are quite likable.

* ArcWords: "A real [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] vampire." Alucard's [[BondOneLiner line after killing]] [[TakeThat Edward Cullen]] in the very first episode, and later [[spoiler: how he [[DareToBeBadass encourages]] Seras to defeat Zorin Blitz by embracing her vampirism.]]

---> '''Alucard''': [[spoiler:Am I a bad person?]]

---> '''Alucard's Soul''': [[spoiler:Are we a bad person?]]

** Happens again in episode 8. Maxwell, from the inside of his popebox, is assured the hordes of the damned cannot get to him, saying the only thing that pierce it is [[TemptingFate the Will of God Himself]]. [[spoiler:It is at this precise moment that a blade from [[BadassPreacher Father Anderson]] ([[ReligiousBruiser a.k.a "God's Assassin"]]) falls from the Heavens above, piercing and shattering his popebox]].

* AtomicFBomb: Zorin Blitz lets loose with several atomic [[CountryMatters C-Bombs]] as Seras is tearing her zeppelin apart with her twin Harkonnen II cannons.

*** Alucard makes an especially epic entrance at one point accompanied by Andrew W.K.'s "Get Ready To Die". Given the way the musics volume changes based on distance and perspective, it's apparent that wasn't a series soundtrack, but rather Alucard actually playing it from the ships speakers.
*** [[spoiler: Alucard's transformation into Dracula]] in Episode 8 is quickly followed by a CurbStompBattle of epic proportions set to "Party Party Party" (also by Andrew W.K.), which was the theme tune for the series' early episodes. It's just as amazing a moment as it sounds.
** Any time Seras (The Police Girl) starts kicking ass, Music/RobZombie provides the accompanyment.

---> '''The Major:''' But first- the answer. To an age. Old. Question.
* AWizardDidIt: When it comes to explaining Alucard's ability to regenerate after being decapitated, he responds, "''Fuck you'', that's how." Seras says the same to Zorin after her transformation into a real vampire.

'''Anderson:''' And because it's FUCKIN' ''FUN!'' Ah HA-HA-HA HAAAAAA-MEN!

* BaitAndSwitchCredits: The first episode starts with the opening for what appears to be a ''Manga/OnePiece'' Abridged Series, only to suddenly cut to a dimly-lit house full of corpses. This prank was long in the making as a preview for what they were going to show at that con suggested "a special premiere" and showed a shoddily blurred ''One Piece'' Logo that anyone familiar with ''One Piece'' would recognize. In addition, Lanipator released on his own channel five days previous him singing a song for the secret premiere, the song being the anthem for ''One Piece'' that is ''We Are''. Once again not alluding to anything, but still strongly suggesting it was ''One Piece''. This comes full circle as Lanipator's karaoke version of ''We Are'' is the credits song for the first episode of Creator/TeamFourStar's ''Hellsing Ultimate Abridged''.

--->'''Integra''': What did you DO?!?
--->'''Major''': I CALLED '''HEADS'''!!!
* BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor: Pip expresses disappointment at the fact that despite Millennium's forces consisting of Nazi Vampire Super Soldier, their tactics consist of what seems to be DumbMuscle pulling a LeeroyJenkins / ZergRush and getting picked off easily, wishing they give them any sort of challenge. However once Zorin uses her illusion magic to make it seem like she's a giant, he instantly shits himself in fear, wishing he could be anywere but there.
--->'''Pip''':"I wan't to go back to the Middle East...."

* BigEntrance: Attempted and failed by Alucard. He was supposed to burst through the doors to the meeting with the Queen and the Catholic Church. Pip or Seras forgot the song.
-->'''Alucard''': What do you mean 'you forgot the song'? Okay scr- screw it, screw it! No, screw it! Just take my phone and hit random. No, just hit random. Okay, three... two...\\

* BigWhy: Maxwell shouts one in Spanish when [[spoiler: Anderson shatters the glass protecting him from Alucard's familiars]].
-->'''Maxwell:''' [[spoiler: ANDERSON!]] ¡¿POR QUÉ?!

** Invoked to be deconstructed. Jan forces one of Integra's soldiers to read out an extremely abusive and crude letter detailing in depth how he will rape them all to death in the most violent way possible. [[MoodWhiplash The soldier is very clearly horrified and disturbed by it]], and what's even worse is that he's just suffered through Jan shooting one of his testicles. Jan is the only one who is amused by all of this. Takahata would eventually go on to say that the joke is hard to listen for the simple fact that it goes on too long and too far.''

** Alucard again - he openly enjoys the concept of fighting Anderson to the death, [[spoiler: but just like in the original series, Alucard did ''not'' approve of Anderson turning himself into a monster during their final battle. And he is openly sad that he has to put Anderson down -- and outright enraged when Walter finishes Anderson off in [[KilledMidSentence the middle of his final speech.]]]]

* PedophilePriest: The series gots to great lengths to paint Catholics in general as this.
** The most common insult Alucard levels against Catholic characters.

** Given a CerebusRetcon in Episode 8 where after a few more of these jokes, it's revealed that [[spoiler: Alucard's RapeAsBackstory is still present so he has a [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil pretty damn good reason for detesting Catholic priests for this]].]]

* RageAgainstTheAuthor: Jan Valentine goes completely off the rails when reading the disclaimer.

** Alucard's "walks".

** "Bitches love cannons."
** "It's a matter of perspective, really."
* SatanIsGood: [[spoiler: In Episode 8, Satan is revealed to be an [[AffablyEvil incredibly friendly individual]] who genuinely offers to lend an ear to God if He wants to talk about the crucifixion of Jesus and even asks Him to ''ease up the requirements for getting into Heaven'' since Hell is so crowded.]] Well, assuming he was being genuine.

* SelfMadeOrphan: At least Self-Made Half-Orphan. According to Alucard, his father was the person he found most satifying to kill.

* ShownTheirWork: InUniverse. The Major points out that that it was actually mostly an off-brand drink mix called Flavor Aid, that was used during the Jonestown massacre when Seras insists on being the Kool-Aid to Millennium's death cult.

* {{Squee}}: Seras does this in Episode 8, when Alucard fiinally calls her by her name instead of "Police Girl".

* StockFootage: Whenever Alucard and Integra are on the phone together.

* WorthyOpponent: Alucard acknowledges Anderson as one in episode 8, [[spoiler: and is ''royally'' pissed when Anderson gets KilledMidSentence]].

--->Pip:"I wan't to go back to the Middle East...."

Pip:"I wan't to go back to the Middle East...."

* BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor: Pip expresses disappointment at the fact that despite Millennium's forces consisting of Nazi Vampire Super Soldier, their tactics consist of what seems to be DumbMuscle pulling a LeeroyJenkins/ZergRush and getting picked off easily, wishing they give them any sort of challenge. However once Zorin uses her illusion magic to make it seem like she's a giant, he instantly shits himself in fear, wishing he could be anywere but there.

'''Anderson:''' And WHY are we necessary?\\

'''Anderson:''' And because it's FUCKING ''FUN!'' Ah HA-HA-HA HAAAAAA-MEN!

''(when Integra tries interrogating him)'': I don't know what's fuckin' funnier: the fact that you think your [[{{Bifauxnen}} titless ass]] intimidates me, or the fact that you think [[YouHaveFailedMe my boss would let me live if you did]]! ''([[ManOnFire combusts]])'' AND NOW I'M ON FUCKIN' FIRE!

'''Mercenary 1''': Oh, who the fuck am I offending? ''[[AcceptableTargets The Nazis]]''!?