History WebVideo / Cultmoo

** Loafy Mollases' nickname alludes to his generally easygoing nature, similar to the viscosity of molasses.

* AmbiguouslyBrown: No one has ever really been able to pin down Pink's ethnicity, which the man himself has described as "a lot of things".
* TheAlcoholic: Practically every episode on every show has at least one member, if not ''all'' of them, either drinking on the spot or having had a few cold ones before recording.

* TheStoner: Literally all of them, being that the trio is from legendary weed den UsefulNotes/{{Seattle}}.

** Loafy Molasses does not like [[EveryoneHatesFruitcakes fruitcake]], and is disappointed to find out that he doesn't mind it deep fried on deep Friday. A straighter example would be Loafy's antipathy towards durian in any form, which is found on Loafy's own channel.

** Herr Pink, an otherwise ExtremeOmnivore, loathes peppermint. He also does not like olives, capers, or liver.

* DamnedByFaintPraise: Invoked by Pink when he tries his Nachos of Destiny, describing them as "pretty bad, but it's way better than I thought it would be." Pink doesn't like half of the ingredients in his Nachos, but clarifies that he thinks that Guerro and Loafy might like it, unlike Pink who is not fond of Braunschweiger or capers. Indeed, Guerro and Loafy enjoy Pink's nachos marginally better than the nachos made by Guerro.
* DeepFriedWhatever: The main focus of ''Deep Fried Whaaaaat?!''.

** From the 7-Eleven episode of "Will it Sausage", Loafy expects his spicy bite hot dog to make a good Sausage. [[spoiler: It turns out worse than the Cap'n Crunch Slurpee sausage.

* DamnedByFaintPraise: Invoked by Pink when he tries his Nachos of Destiny, describing them as "pretty bad, but it's way better than I thought it would be." Pink doesn't like half of the ingredients in his Nachos, but clarifies that he thinks that Guerro and Loafy might like it, unlike Pink who is not fond of Braunschweiger or capers. [[spoiler: Indeed, Guerro and Loafy enjoy Pink's nachos marginally better than the nachos made by Guerro.]]

** From the "Cult Kitchen" segment, Herr Pink is initially reluctant to try the "Nachos of Destiny" he made, saying he would be way happier to eat the nachos made by Señor Guerro, due to his aversion to Braunschweiger and capers. However, it turns out that Guerro's nachos are ruined by the tilapia Guerro used. That said, Pink cannot decide which nachos are better, and dislikes them both, although he does say that [[DamnedByFaintPraise his own nachos are better than he expected]]. [[spoiler: Even more ironically, Guerro and Loafy like Pink's nachos better by a wide margin. Pink had anticipated that they would like his own nachos more than he did, but didn't anticipate how much.]]
** From the 7-Eleven episode of "Will it Sausage", Loafy expects his spicy bite hot dog to make a good Sausage. [[spoiler: It turns out worse than the Cap'n Crunch Slurpee sausage.]]
** In "Cheeseburger of Destiny" Loafy is hopeful about [[spoiler: Pink's Burger]], thinking that the [[spoiler:orange flavour]] of the [[spoiler:ambrosia salad]] will go okay with the [[spoiler: canned cheese]] and [[spoiler: Boca Burger]] that Pink used. Unfortunately, the flavours clash in the worst possible way.

** From the 7-Eleven episode of will it Sausage, Loafy expects his spicy bite hot dog to make a good Sausage. [[spoiler: It turns out worse than the Cap'n Crunch Slurpee sausage.]]

* DamnedByFaintPraise: Invoked by Pink when he tries his Nachos of Destiny, describing them as "pretty bad, but it's way better than I thought it would be." Pink doesn't like half of the ingredients in his Nachos, but clarifies that he thinks that Guerro might like it, unlike Pink who is not fond of Braunschweiger or capers. [[spoiler: Guerro likes Pink's nachos more than Pink does.]]

** From the "Cult Kitchen" segment, Herr Pink is initially reluctant to try the "Nachos of Destiny" he made, saying he would be way happier to eat the nachos made by Señor Guerro, due to his aversion to Braunschweiger and capers. However, it turns out that Guerro's nachos are ruined by the tilapia Guerro used. That said, Pink cannot decide which nachos are better, and dislikes them both, although he does say that [[DamnedByFaintPraise his own nachos are better than he expected]]. [[spoiler: Guerro and Loafy like Pink's nachos better. Go figure.]]

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[[caption-width-right:350:Food Reviewers. Deep Fryers. Challenge Takers. Professional Drinkers.]]

[[https://www.youtube.com/user/Cultmoo Cultmoo]] is a variety food review channel started in 2009. The main showrunners include founders [[AwesomeMcCoolName Senor Guerro and Herr Pink]]. Later members include PromotedFanboy Loafy Molasses and Sketch, who is in the proposed [[CanadaEh Canada]] branch. The channel consists of different food related shows, ranging from throwdown challenges to trying weird, bizarre food from cans. Cultmoo contains:

''It Came From a Can'': The members try out food that is contained from a can. Or a jar, or a bag. Their first video in this series and on the channel itself was eating [[https://youtu.be/rZFv9A6DAEM bacon from a can]].

''Will it Sausage?!'': The members grind up different food items into sausages to determine if the items are good if made into sausages. Reactions to the sausages usually differ.

''The Bum Wine Reviews/22 Second Beer Reviews/Bro Beer Reviews/Liquor Show'': The crew will try an alcoholic beverage that is either new or popular at the time, or suggested by one of the members. Rating is determined in a 1-10 scale.

''Cult Moo Pepper Show'': One or more members try a pepper as well as hot sauces similar to the liquor shows mentioned above. The rating for the peppers and the hot sauces are determined by their spiciness.

''Fan Service/Fan Package'': The members try food that are sent or suggested by fans of the show. ''Package'' shows food items from all around the world while ''Service'' shows food suggested by fans to combine food items into an unusual thing. (i.e. [[https://youtu.be/GCsu_KzVB7w Kids Cuisine Pot Pies]])

''[=ROFLWaffle=]'': Similar to ''Will it Sausage?!'', but instead food items are made into waffles.

''Deep Fried Whaaaaat?!'': Different categories of food are deep fried, usually proposed by fans or uncommonly, a food item that was featured in ''Will it Sausage?!'', or ''[=ROFLWaffle=]''. Similar to these shows, the members will try the food after being deep fried to see if it's good. It differs from surprisingly good (Deep Fried Lunchables) to obviously awful (Deep Fried Chips). Spin-offs of this show include ''Deep Friday'', where only one food item is deep fried, and ''Deep Fried MOAR'', an extended review of a ''Deep Fried Whaaaaat?!'' episode that was made the week before.

''Cultmoo VS'': The crew tries eating and drinking challenges such as eating a whole bar of 100% cacao or chugging 5 cans of bud light in the quickest time. Occasionally, they will either receive or send a throwdown to other food review channels to complete a challenge of anyone's choice. Channels that participate in VS throwdowns include [[https://m.youtube.com/user/WrecklessEating Wreckless Eating]], [[https://m.youtube.com/user/WheresMyChallenge Dude, Where's My Challenge]], and [[https://m.youtube.com/user/rolandawesome2 In The Hot Seat]].

''Grubbin with Cultmoo'': The members eat or drink food and beverages they are interested in to see if they taste any good.

** The names Herr Pink and Señor Guerro are shout-outs to ''Film/ReservoirDogs'', after Mr. Pink and Mr. White (Señor Guerro roughly translates to "[[MightyWhitey Sir White Guy]]" in Spanish), respectively. ** Loafy Mollases' nickname alludes to his generally easygoing nature, similar to the viscosity of molasses.

* MeaningfulName: The main members of the channel, Guerro and Pink, have their names taken from a honorific; Senor means Mr. in Spanish while Herr means Mr. in German, respectively. Loafy's name could be associated with slowness (as Loafy is slang for slow-moving and Molasses is known as a metaphor for being very slow).
** Senor Guerro basically translates to Mr. or [[MightyWhitey Lord White Guy]] in Spanish.

* ATankardOfMooseUrine: On the Bro Beer reviews, Cultmoo taste various malt liquors, some of which are surprisingly good, while others are disgusting. The following beverages are the most notable alcoholic beverages they have tried which they have panned.

* ATankardOfMooseUrine: On the Bro Beer reviews, Cultmoo taste various malt liquors, some of which are surprisingly good, while others are horrible. The following beverages are the most notable alcoholic beverages they have tried which they have panned.

* DamnedByFaintPraise: Invoked by Pink when he tries his Nachos of Destiny, refering to them as "pretty bad, but it's way better than I thought it would be." Pink doesn't like half of the ingredients in his Nachos, but clarifies that he thinks that Guerro might like it, unlike Pink who is not fond of Braunschweiger or capers. [[spoiler: Guerro likes Pink's nachos more than Pink does.]]

** From the "Cult Kitchen" segment, Herr Pink is initially reluctant to try the "Nachos of Destiny" he made, saying he would be way happier to eat the nachos made by Señor Guerro, due to his aversion to Braunschweiger and capers. However, it turns out that Guerro's nachos are ruined by the tilapia Guerro used. That said, Pink cannot decide which nachos are better, and dislikes them both, although he does say that his own nachos are better than he expected. [[spoiler: Guerro and Loafy like Pink's nachos better. Go figure.]]

* ATankardOfMooseUrine: On the Bro Beer reviews, Cultmoo taste various malt liquors, some of which are surprisingly good, while others are horrible. The following beverages are the most notable alcoholic beverages they have tried which they have tried.

* TheRival: The group often throwdown challenges to WrecklessEating in ''VS'', and invite the Wreckless crew to guest host in their shows and vice versa.

* PromotedFanboy: Loafy is a major fan of Cultmoo, and was later introduced to the group in Deep Fried Wienerschnitzel. He {{Lampshade| Hanging}}d it in the DFW [=McDonald's=] II episode.
-->'''Loafy:''' Back when I was just a fan, and I was watching these videos, and I got ''so'' uber-jealous... [[UnsportsmanlikeGloating That's how you should be feeling right now. You should be soooo jealous. 'Cause you'll never know]].

* {{Squick}}: Almost everything on ''It Came From a Can''. Beans Cake has to be the star player of that particular show, being the very first [=CultMoo=] item that Guerro refused to eat...[[ThisIsGonnaSuck at first]].

''Deep Fried Whaaaaat?!'': Different categories of food are deep fried, usually proposed by fans or uncommonly, a food item that was featured in ''Will it Sausage?!'', or ''ROFLWaffle''. Similar to these shows, the members will try the food after being deep fried to see if it's good. It differs from surprisingly good (Deep Fried Lunchables) to obviously awful (Deep Fried Chips). Spin-offs of this show include ''Deep Friday'', where only one food item is deep fried, and ''Deep Fried MOAR'', an extended review of a ''Deep Fried Whaaaaat?!'' episode that was made the week before.

->"Don't ruin my image!"

* HiddenDepths: One might look at the channel as a couple of drunk stoners doing wacky and crazy stuff with food and getting money from ad revenue with the videos, but in their day jobs, Guerro is a greenskeeper and Pink is a commercial artist. Loafy actually gets money from doing videos on Website/YouTube with his Let's Play channel.

[[quote]]"Don't ruin my image!"[[/quote]]