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-->'''(817)''': : Last one there wins
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* RefugeInAudacity:
-->'''(423):''' We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
-->'''(423):''' We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
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* MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces:
-->'''(443)''': we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
-->'''(716)''': I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
-->'''(650)''': We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
-->'''(443)''': we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
-->'''(716)''': I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
-->'''(650)''': We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
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* WorthIt:
-->'''(404)''': Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
-->'''(615)''': But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
-->'''(647)''': One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
-->'''(404)''': Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
-->'''(615)''': But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
-->'''(647)''': One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
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* LampshadeHanging: Someone in New York managed to do this to ''the entire blog''.
-->'''(310):''' It was a shit show.
-->'''(917):''' We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
-->'''(310):''' It was a shit show.
-->'''(917):''' We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
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* TheMerch: [[http://gearfromlastnight.com/ Gear From Last Night]] is their merch store, where shirts and sweaters can be purchased with phrases inspired by the texts printed on them. The site has even compiled the best ones (and some that aren't on the site) into a [[http://www.amazon.com/Texts-From-Last-Night-Remembers/dp/B003WUYRSG book.]]
** In the site's early days, it kept itself funded by adding Cafepress links next to the texts where the texts could be printed out on various items.
** In the site's early days, it kept itself funded by adding Cafepress links next to the texts where the texts could be printed out on various items.
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-->'''(205)''': I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex [[Film/MeanGirls you'll get pregnant and die]].
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-->'''(205)''': I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex [[Film/MeanGirls mean girls]]... If you have sex you'll [[MemeticMutation get pregnant and die]].
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-->'''(205)''': I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
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-->'''(205)''': I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex [[Film/MeanGirls you'll get pregnant and die.die]].
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* ShutUpKiss:
--> '''(860)''': How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
--> '''(860)''': How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
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** AllGaysArePromiscuous: Some of are self-admitted.
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** AllGaysArePromiscuous: Some of are self-admitted.
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* BiTheWay:
-->'''(416)''': I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
-->'''(570)''': I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
-->'''(570)''': Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again\\
'''(1-570)''': Dibsssss
-->'''(416)''': I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
-->'''(570)''': I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
-->'''(570)''': Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again\\
'''(1-570)''': Dibsssss
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-->'''(970)''': my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
-->'''(678)''': My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
-->'''(678)''': My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
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-->'''(970)''': my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
-->'''(678)''': My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
-->'''(678)''': My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
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* GenerationXerox:
-->'''(636)''': i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
-->'''(765)''': I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
-->'''(570)''': the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
-->'''(603)''': I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
-->'''(270)''': My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
-->'''(636)''': i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
-->'''(765)''': I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
-->'''(570)''': the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
-->'''(603)''': I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
-->'''(270)''': My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
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* OpenMindedParent: Quite a few, especially if the parents had been just as wild in their younger days.
-->'''(951)''': My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
-->'''(319)''': My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
-->'''(519)''': my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.\\
'''(1-519)''': You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
-->'''(970)''': my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
-->'''(678)''': My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
-->'''(951)''': My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
-->'''(319)''': My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
-->'''(519)''': my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.\\
'''(1-519)''': You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
-->'''(970)''': my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
-->'''(678)''': My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
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* OnlyInFlorida: As you might expect, some of the craziest texts are from the craziest state.
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* TheAlcoholic: Many even admit to it.
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* TheAlcoholic: Many even admit to it.Pretty much everybody.
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It's become a popular Website/{{Tumblr}} meme in many fandoms to copy and paste texts from TFLN onto stills or screencaps (with names edited appropriately) as if the characters are the ones sending the texts.
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** Though some instances are not what you would expect.
-->'''(914)''': I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
-->'''(914)''': I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
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** In the site's early days, it kept itself funded by adding Cafepress links next to the texts where the texts could be printed out on various items.
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* TheMerch: [[http://gearfromlastnight.com/ Gear From Last Night]] is their merch store, where shirts and sweaters can be purchased with phrases inspired by the texts printed on them. The site has even compiled the best ones (and some that aren't on the site) into a [[http://www.amazon.com/Texts-From-Last-Night-Remembers/dp/B003WUYRSG book.]]
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* TheMerch: [[http://gearfromlastnight.com/ Gear From Last Night]] is their merch store, where shirts and sweaters can be purchased with phrases inspired by MadHatter: Nobody tries to hide the texts printed on them. The site has even compiled the best ones (and some fact that aren't on the site) into a [[http://www.amazon.com/Texts-From-Last-Night-Remembers/dp/B003WUYRSG book.]]they're crazy and they love it.
-->'''(858)''': I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that.
-->'''(858)''': I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that.
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-->--''Texts From Last Night'''s slogan
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-->''Remember that text you shouldn't have sent last night? We do.''
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* CloudCuckooLand: It gets really weird the deeper you get into each area code.
* CloudCuckooLander: Most of the people sending the texts. Their thought processes can be rather...special, especially if they're ''sober''.
* CloudCuckooLander: Most of the people sending the texts. Their thought processes can be rather...special, especially if they're ''sober''.
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* CloudCuckooLand: {{Cloudcuckooland}}: It gets really weird the deeper you get into each area code.
*CloudCuckooLander: {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Most of the people sending the texts. Their thought processes can be rather...special, especially if they're ''sober''.
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* PointAndLaughShow: Depending on whether you want to look at the "good night" or "bad night" ratings, you will either feel really envious that you never go out, or ''extremely'' relieved that it's not happening to you.
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* PointAndLaughShow: Depending on whether you want to look at the "good night" or "bad night" ratings, you will either feel really envious that you never go out, or ''extremely'' relieved that it's not happening to you. Some of the texters will agree.
-->'''(403)''': My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
-->'''(417)''': Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
-->'''(403)''': My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
-->'''(417)''': Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
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* ManChild: It seems like actual children would make better choices than most of the texters.
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-->'''(210):''' [[ParentalIncest I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.]]
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-->'''(408)''': Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
'''(817)''': Last one there wins
-->'''(408)''': Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
'''(817)''': Last one there wins
