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We've seen just about every supernatural monster, from demons to zombies to land whales, but so far [[DevilButNoGod no angels.]] There aren't any reasons why they wouldn't exist, so why haven't we seen them? The answer is that yes, they do exist, but angels are [[FantasticRacism prejudiced against many of the inhabitants.]] They consider demons to be AlwaysChaoticEvil, even though demons can be both neutral and "decent", but [[ValuesDissonance with some habits]] [[BlueAndOrangeMorality that seem evil to the ignorant.]] Angels may also consider other monsters to be "evil", generally thinking that DarkIsEvil and LightIsGood, even though they range from "decent" to "haughty bastards with KnightTemplar tendencies." Like demons, they probably aren't run by the Judeo-Christian God(since [[TheBible the scriptures]] wouldn't be in line with [[MoralityKitchenSink Ugly]] [[FantasyKitchenSink Americans]]), but simply a powerful archangel with GodEmperor tendencies.

Just look at how he treated his ex-girlfriend in "Lilly and the Beast", or how he treats Croatian Guy in "Any Given Workday". His apparent "will to help everyone" is simply the will to impose what ''he'' considers to be the way things should be on everyone else. He's even more cynical than his co-workers, who are at least openly cynics while he puts up a nice, pretty face.

We've seen just about every supernatural monster, from demons to zombies to land whales, but so far [[DevilButNoGod no angels.]] There aren't any reasons why they wouldn't exist, so why haven't we seen them? The answer is that yes, they do exist, but angels are [[FantasticRacism prejudiced against many of the inhabitants.]] They consider demons to be AlwaysChaoticEvil, even though demons can be both neutral and "decent", but [[ValuesDissonance with some habits]] [[BlueAndOrangeMorality that seem evil to the ignorant.]] Angels may also consider other monsters to be "evil", generally thinking that DarkIsEvil and LightIsGood, even though they range from "decent" to "haughty bastards with KnightTemplar tendencies." Like demons, they probably aren't run by the Judeo-Christian God(since [[TheBible the scriptures]] wouldn't be in line with [[MoralityKitchenSink Ugly]] [[FantasyKitchenSink Americans]]), but simply a powerful archangel with GodEmperor tendencies.

...Or at least the western hemisphere. It's so powerful ''it crushes his own organs''. Say [[Manga/SoulEater people from the DMWA]] came to the city for a mission of some sort (say Maka, or Stein), and they saw his soul, and think: "Hey, if we helped him with that, we'd have one tough Meister!" Who knows. What if he could [[UpToEleven surpass]] [[TheGrimReaper Shinigami?]]

[[WMG: If Mark learnt to use the power of his soul, he'd be the most powerful [[SoulEater Meister]] on Earth.]]
...Or at least the western hemisphere. It's so powerful ''it crushes his own organs''. Say [[SoulEater people from the DMWA]] came to the city for a mission of some sort (say Maka, or Stein), and they saw his soul, and think: "Hey, if we helped him with that, we'd have one tough Meister!" Who knows. What if he could [[UpToEleven surpass]] [[TheGrimReaper Shinigami?]]

They already have robots in this setting, only a difference of scale is needed. They would mock how often Optimus Prime dies, likely by having their Prime expy die every couple minutes. Comparisons to [[SouthPark Kenny]] and Jesus Christ every time it happens too. Oh and the robot from the department of integration will fall in love with an Arcee expy. To top it all of this episode will air on the same day as the premiere for WesternAnimation/TransformersPrime.

They already have robots in this setting, only a difference of scale is needed. They would mock how often Optimus Prime dies, likely by having their Prime expy die every couple minutes. Comparisons to [[SouthPark Kenny]] and Jesus Christ every time it happens too. Oh and the robot from the department of integration will fall in love with an Arcee expy. To top it all of this episode will air on the same day as the premiere for TransformersPrime.

...Or at least the western hemisphere. It's so powerful ''it crushes his own organs''. Say [[SoulEater people from the DMWA]] came to the city for a mission of some sort (say Maka, or Stein), and they saw his soul, and think: "Hey, if we helped him with that, we'd have one tough Meister!" Who knows. What if he could [[BeyondTheImpossible surpass]] [[TheGrimReaper Shinigami?]]

And He'll obviously be a parody of The Doctor and Mark would have to deal with his remorse from being the destroyer of worlds.

[[WMG: Eventually their will be an episode where they have to deal with a time travler.]]

[[WMG: [[TheArthurDent Mark]] isn't as [[OnlySaneMan normal]] as he looks.]]

Frank Sinatra was apart of the cult that associated with Aldremach and Rosie was a little drunk when she agreed to that deal.

Like Callie, he is a HalfHumanHYbrid, but of a Human mother and an Angel father (who possibly had to return to heaven or risk becoming a FallenAngel for sleeping with a human.) This would explain a lot of his IncorruptablePurePureness (it's implied in one epside that not cursing is even in his ''DNA''), His innate naive desire to help everyone and everythin, and the fact that demon women are somewhat obsessed with Corrupting him.

[WMG: Mark is gay]]

[[WMG: Mark is gay]]

[WMG: Callie's conception wasn't retconned]]

* ¡!¡ ALL DEMONS ¡!¡

[[WMG: Ugly Americans is what would happen if religion never existed]]
* If religion didn't exist then mythical creatures would be real?

[[WMG: Ugly Americans is what would happen if religion never existed]]

This might be the reason we haven't seen him yet...

Hey, the only thing that actually happened to her was getting dropped into Hell - right in Callie's garden, actually.

...because why not?

The hero is never completely ordinary in shows like this, you know...

They already have robots in this setting, only a difference of scale is needed. They would mock how often Optimus Prime dies, likely by having their Prime expy die every couple minutes. Comparisons to [[SouthPark Kenny]] and Jesus Christ every time it happens too. Oh and the robot from the department of integration will fall in love with an Arcee expy. To top it all of this episode will air on the same day as the premiere for TransformersPrime.