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** She ''does'' have a couple of special abilities, being only one of two users of the Strength of a Hundred Seal, and having even better chakra control than Tsunade.
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[[WMG: Sasuke X Karin is canon.]]
Because in The Last, Sasuke is WanderingTheEarth, and Karin would follow Sasuke to the ends of the earth to be with him (and to have his babies).
* Jossed. [[spoiler: Sasuke has a daughter with Sakura, but is WalkingTheEarth with some kind of pardon to keep from becoming a missing ninja again (much like the Third had granted Jiraiya and Tsunade).]] Karin appeared to suffer ChuckCunninghamSyndrome.
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[[WMG: How I see the end playing out]]
[[spoiler: Ok this is a little complex and does break a few rules but bear with me. Now that Obito has become the host for the Juubi I can see him over powering Killer Bee and Naruto and successfully removing the eight and nine tails and absorbing them to make his power complete. This will kill the both of them but as shown with his mother Naruto will not die immediately but have time to do two things: he will talk with Sasuke and give him his will of fire and will give the last of his chakra to him. Greif stricken over the death of Naruto Sasuke will then face Obito alone. After a battle he will defeat him by using Izanagi to reality warp him out of existence. This breaks two rule, 1 the user needs the traits of both the Uchiha and the Senju to properly use it and 2 it is used on oneself not an opponent. He will get around the first one because of Naruto's chakra giving Sasuke enough of the Senju's energy to use Izanagi. I am not entirely sure how the second can be sidestepped but I'm sure there is a way. After doing that Sasuke will use the Izanagi again to resurrect Naruto. This is important because using the Izanagi blinds the eye used so after he uses it twice he will be blind. This will symbolically represent Sasuke giving up his hatred as the second Hokage said that the more powerful a Sharingan the more powerful the users hate so giving up his eyes will mean he is letting go of his hate. After this it will skip forward a number of years to when the sixth Hokage is about to be inaugurated. Throughout this we will be led to believe that it is Naruto who is to become Hokage but it will be shown that it is in fact Sasuke. This is also important as it will show that Sasuke has accepted Naruto's will of fire. Naruto's dream was to become Hokage so that the village will acknowledge and respect him. This has long already happened when he defeated Pain. By having Sasuke become Hokage it will show that the village and the rest of the ninja world has acknowledged Sasuke and forgiven him for his past transgressions.]]

[[WMG: Naruto will kill Madara.]]
Because Tobi won't, and nobody else can. [[spoiler: Edo Tensei zombies are vulnerable to Senjutsu, which Hashirama doesn't know, but Naruto does.]] Hashirama and Madara could only fight to a stalemate at this point.
* Hashirama has senjutsu, he's currently using it against Madara and it doesnt seem to be having any permanent effects on Madara.
* Jossed. [[spoiler: Madara dies as a result of having the Ten-Tails extracted from him by Kaguya.]]

[[WMG: Obito will ultimately die reviving his sensei, Minato Namikaze and restoring Kurama.]]
After help from the shinobi to repel Black Zetsu and Madara's control, Obito as the shell of the Shinju, will only have enough chakra to perform the Outer Path: Samsara of Heavenly Life Technique once more. Minato is revived and thus Kurama's Yin half and Yang halves merge together in one giant proper tailed beast. He somberly tells Naruto he's bringing his father back to him, and cannot bring his mother back. Something he shouldn't have to do, something he shouldn't have to regret, because, (recalling his original dream once more) he should've returned to his comrades and his beloved village. He should have become Hokage and protected them from this war, from all of this. The spectating beasts gather round him in a circle. Obito pours the fragments of the Shinju back into them, restoring earlier battle damage dealt by Madara, much to everyone's shock and amazement he's still able to do anything at this point. Naruto begs Obito to stop. He's draining himself and will be dead in mere seconds at this rate. Tears pour from Obito's eyes, he begs Naruto and Kurama to forgive him, stating he'll never see Rin again and only eternal darkness awaits him. It moves the beasts, even Kurama who angrily fights back tears, lamenting that this is just like him mourning at the passing away of the Sage of the Six Paths. Madara wanting the battle to resume, is utterly ''disgusted'' by this sight. Naruto begs Obito again to stop, but the Uchiha says nothing, and has a transfixed stare at him. He's dead. Naruto closes his eyes out of self respect, cradling his body, telling him, more, just once more, they would fight Madara. Madara is appalled, stating that in the end all that pathetic man proved was he was just "Obito" and unworthy of being called a 'Uchiha' in any sense of the word. This prompts a [[DeathGlare cold stare from the shinobi and the tailed beasts]], now determined to end the threat of Madara.
* Jossed. [[spoiler: Obito dies saving Kakashi.]]

[[WMG: [[spoiler:Minato]] will have to sacrifice himself to save Naruto.]]
In Chapter 660, Naruto was [[spoiler:officially seperated from Kurama by Madara.]] He won't die right away, since he's an Uzumaki, so he'll stay alive for a bit after [[[spoiler: the seperation like Kushina did, but he'll start dying, slowly but surely.]] Tsunade and Sakura will try to heal him, but it won't work, so [[spoiler: Minato]] will realize the only way to save Naruto is to [[spoiler: seal his half of Kurama's chakra in Naruto with the Death seal, permanently sacrificing his soul again, and destroying his Edo Tensei.]]
* Jossed. [[spoiler: While Minato does seal the Yin half into Naruto, it is not a sacrifice. Later on he is peacefully released from Edo-Tensei by Hagoromo.]]


[[WMG: Naruto and Sasuke will do some kind of FusionDance.]]
Because it will be needed to counter Madara's sheer brokenness.
* Jossed.

[[WMG: Obito must save [[spoiler:Naruto and Sasuke]] from certain death.]]
Things are starting to look really bleak. [[spoiler: Naruto and Sasuke are both on the verge on death]]. The only way out now is for Obito to personally screw over Madara again. Since Black Zetsu is merged with him, he cleverly forces him to perform the Outer Path: Samsara of Heavenly Life Technique, to revive everyone killed in the war.

[[WMG: What Hashirama gave to Sasuke was [[spoiler: some of his DNA so that he'd awaken the Rinnegan]].]]
Come on! Didn't anyone see how the end of the current chapter paralleled the fight between Madara and Hashirama? And, surprised surprise! Madara survived and had taken some of the DNA of Hashirama so he'd awaken the Einnegan. The parallels are there and next chapter Madara's probably in for a nasty surprise.
** Sasuke's been given a jutsu from Hashirama to try and bind Madara's ability to control Senju chakra. Its very unlikely Sasuke can awaken the Rinnegan. It took Madra decades of experiments on his own body, and even then, he could only awaken it when his natural lifespan had reached its end. For Sasuke to pull that feat off in mere seconds, [[AssPull story-wise is unrealistic]].
** In a horrible twist of fate, Obito might accidentally awaken Rinnegan himself. He has Kakashi personally destroy his left eye, Madara's left eye. Just when it looks like the evil Uchiha is defeated, Obito's Sharingan turns into the Rinnegan. Kakashi's left eye also turns into a Rinnegan, completely draining him of chakra. Madara now has little to no resistance in taking Obito's eye and continuing with his Eye of the Moon plan.
* Jossed. [[spoiler: Sasuke's Rinnegan comes from the Sage of Six Paths' chakra, not Hashirama's.]]
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* Jossed. [[Spoiler: Sasuke gets the Rinnegan.]]

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* Jossed. [[Spoiler: Obito has a change of heart after being defeated by Naruto and Sasuke, realising that losing Rin was not justification for his acts. Hinata did not factor into his final decision.]]

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* Jossed. [[Spoiler: He does so after his defeat by Naruto and Sasuke.]]

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* Jossed. [[Spoiler: Tobirama's been released from Edo Tensei, and both Tobi and Madara are dead.]]


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* Jossed. [[Spoiler: Final arc (as of the third to last chapter) is Naruto vs. Sasuke.]]

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* Jossed. [[Spoiler: He does so after his defeat by Naruto and Sasuke.]]

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* Jossed. [[Spoiler: He does so after his defeat by Naruto and Sasuke.]]

[[WMG: Rin was killed by a Zetsu clone.]]
Already an established ability of Zetsu, he posed as Kakashi in order to kill Rin to make Obito stay with Madara.
* Jossed. Rin killed herself by intercepting Kakashi's attack, in order to avoid releasing the Three Tails in Konoha.

[[WMG: Madara will be talked down only for Tobirama to join Obito/Tobi in preforming the Moon's Eye Plan.]]

Tobirama seems to be the kind of guy who would see peace even if it meant trapping everyone in an inescapable genjutsu so he'd likely make an unnsteady alliance with Obito once Madara is talked down by either Sausuke, Hashirama or Naruto. Obito dosen't seem to be the type to be talked down easily and would have no problem having Tobirama as an ally(how Tobirama would see Obito as an ally is another matter).
* Jossed. [[Spoiler: Tobirama's been released from Edo Tensei, and both Tobi and Madara are dead.]]


[[WMG: Now that Sasuke has appeared to pull a HeelFaceTurn....]]

There are two possible ways in which he will contribute. One: somehow, the Ten Tails will be driven off temporarily. Before it comes back, Sasuke will order Sakura to transplant his eyes into Naruto, giving Naruto the Rinnegan to defeat the Ten Tails with. Naruto does have Senju blood after all. The more likely method, however, is that Sasuke will cast Izanami on Obito, having either copied it from Itachi or learned it from the stone in the Naka Shrine somehow. Izanami was created to force an Uchiha to accept reality as it is, according to Itachi, which sounds like the perfect jutsu for Obito.

* Another possibility would be a ChekhovsSkill. Itatchi programed Sasuke to cast Amateratsu whenever he saw Tobi's face. Since Tobi's mask is broken now, he can't hide his face. The fighting might have prolonged itself enough that Tobi wouldn't be able to escape with space/time as he did before.
** Unlikely, considering that Itachi programmed Sasuke's eyes to cast Amateratsu, but Sasuke is now wielding Itachi's eyes.

* Jossed. [[spoiler: Sasuke does change sides, but none of this theory happens in the fight against the Ten Tails.]]


[[WMG: Madara will notice Sakura's healing abilities]]
And will try to target her. This will either lead to her true MomentOfAwesome or a DyingMomentOfAwesome.

[[WMG: Sakura is about to die.]]
Doylist reason: Because Kishimoto is a TrollingCreator.

Watsonian reason: Sakura has never been very strong, but she is highly efficient in using her chakra. However, efficiency won't make up for the huge power gap here. No, what Sakura is about to do is unleash a kamikaze attack, burning up her life force to do some serious damage to the Juubi. Maybe we're about to see HER use the Eighth Gate.

[[WMG: The final arc is not the war, but a mini-tournament to decide the next Hokage]]
This means Tsunadae either dies...or uses he healing to the point she has aged and wants to retire (like the 3rd did). So Kiba, Naruto, Sasuke, and whoever else basically do the Chunnin exams again, but this time it is to show who is the strongest in the village.
* Jossed. [[Spoiler: Final arc (as of the third to last chapter) is Naruto vs. Sasuke.
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* Jossed. [[Spoiler: Sasuke gets the Rinnegan.]]

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* Jossed. [[Spoiler: Sasuke gets the Rinnegan.]]

[[WMG: Either there was no Uchiha coup plot or Madara was behind it.]]
Making Itachi an UnwittingPawn for either Madara and/or Danzo. He's not evil; he's just a KnightTemplar who thought he was doing his job to secure peace by killing actual traitors, when in fact he was being set up the whole time.
* Jossed. Tobi as Madara had intended to interfere in the Uchiha coup plan (by egging on the conflict), but was not actually behind it.

[[WMG: Naruto/Hinata will be a factor in Obito having a change of heart.]]
Kakashi's old team is regularly compared to Team 7(Naruto=Obito, Sasuke=Kakashi, Sakura=Rin). Obito's turn to darkness took place with the loss of Rin(both as a love interest and a living person). Perhaps it will affect Obito to see that Naruto has found a possible connection with a different girl than his teammate Sakura, showing him that one lost love isn't the end of the world.
* Jossed. [[Spoiler: Obito has a change of heart after being defeated by Naruto and Sasuke, realising that losing Rin was not justification for his acts. Hinata did not factor into his final decision.]]

[[WMG: Obito will not make a HeelFaceTurn.]]
It would be redundant to make Obito exactly like Nagato. No, what makes more sense is subverting the HeelFaceTurn by putting Obito in exactly the same position as Nagato, but Obito doesn't care anymore, so he refuses to change out of either stubbornness or despair. This would complete the morality play: no one is too far gone to save, but you can't save someone who doesn't want to be saved. Instead, it will be Sasuke who comes to his senses by seeing that a lifetime of being angry at the world only succeeds in destroying yourself, and so he's finally able to let go of his rage and let the dead bury their dead.
* Jossed. [[Spoiler: He does so after his defeat by Naruto and Sasuke.
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[[WMG: Naruto will gain the Rinnegan.]]
From from chapters 508 and 509, we know that the Rinnegan a) somehow survived Nagato's death, b) can be passed on to someone else, and c) is currently "hidden"...and being protected by someone who has a great deal of respect for Naruto. Also, Naruto is pretty much being set up by the story as the [[MessianicArchetype Ninjassiah]] by this point.
* Madara gave Nagato the Rinnegan, maybe it's the power of the Sharingan. Do we know somebody with a Sharingan who recentely gave Naruto something? Yes we do, Itachi's crowjob. It might awaken the Rinnegan when Naruto fights against Sasuke.
** You actually believe that Madara gave Nagato the Rinnegan? This troper has a feeling that this is definitely one of the things that Madara is just plain lying about. Because he's a lying liar who lies.
*** Madara lost a lot of his power: even if he used Izanagi his power would be halved. It would make sense if he lost some power by creating a Rinnegan. Since Ame is a huge warzone, giving a young shinobi a powerful doujutsu would be an guarantee for some form of succes. Madara might be an liar, but this plan makes sense.
**** Now look at his other plans. Create an organization of superpowerfull ninja to wage war on the rest of the world. Kill off your entire clan. Use moon to reflect a giant genjutsu lotus eater machine to brainwash the world. Yeah. This makes ''way too much sense'' to be Madara's plan.
**** Rinnegan is Bloodline limit of Uzumaki clan, anyone?
**** Madara told Obito that he entrusted his original eyes to someone else as he only had only one Sharingan at the time while hooked to the Gedo Mazu Statue. Madara also told the 5 Kages that he awakened the Rinnegan shortly before his death. The person he gave his eyes to his likely Nagato.
* Jossed. [[Spoiler: Sasuke gets the Rinnegan.]]
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* Jossed. [[spoiler: The Sage of Six Paths dispatches them to the afterlife after Kaguya is defeated.]]

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[[WMG: Madara has no faith in Sasuke winning his fight against Naruto]]
He's either doing this entire plan for his own amusement, or plans on taking out Naruto himself after Sasuke fails. Alternatively he's using this as a trap for Kabutomaru.
* Jossed - sort of. Madara has not shown any particular interest in their fight and in fact is [[spoiler: defeated already, by the time it comes around.]]

[[WMG: Madara isn't an Uchiha, but rather an [[spoiler:Uzumaki]]]]
* Chapter 500 has Kushina explain that her people, who were very good at seals, were scattered during the last ninja war and that Madara somehow knew [[spoiler:her seal would be weakest when she gave birth.]] It's possible an [[spoiler:Uzumaki]], yearning for revenge, somehow gained a Sharingan, took on Madara's identity and assembled Akatsuki to gather the bijuu for his own reasons. After his attempt to steal Kyuubi failed, he decided to wait and see if he could find another way to get the beast, explaining the need for Sasuke and Nagato. It'd explain why he so easily "betrayed" the Uchiha and why he hasn't used any kind of MS powers yet; he's not one of them and doesn't have them.
* Jossed. Madara is not only an Uchiha but [[spoiler: one of the reincarnations of Indra, founder of the Uchiha clan.]]
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** Jossed. [[spoiler: It's Sasuke.]]

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** Jossed. [[spoiler: It's Sasuke.]]

[[WMG: The zombie Hokages won't leave when the war is over.]]
And the WhereAreTheyNowEpilogue will treat us to a funny scene of zombie!Minato being a doting grandfather.
* Jossed. [[spoiler: The Sage of Six Paths dispatches them to the afterlife after Kaguya is defeated.
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[[WMG: Madara used [[spoiler: Izanagi]]]]
[[spoiler: Izanagi is basically someone losing their eye in exchange for "removing the bounds between reality and illusion". ''The'' main advantage of this has already been shown by Danzo cheating death. This leaves me speculating that this very technique was used by Madara at the end with his battle with the First. This explains why we haven't seen his left eye, the supposed damage that his Sharingan took during the same battle and how he tricked the First, who was an extremely powerful ninja that led his clan against a clan of natural genjutsu users ([[SuperpowerLottery among other things]]), and therefore someone who had no doubt a lot of experience with ''common'' genjutsu. The biggest issue with this theory is the fact that when he talks about his loss of power he gives the impression that he is too weak to do anything himself, to which I have two hypotheses: 1- That is how he sees himself, considering how important just one Mangekyo Sharingan can be (let alone the Eternal) he may have lost so much power that he sees himself in the manner he describes; 2- [[UnreliableNarrator It's convenient when people underestimate you, just ask Tobi.]] Both of which are supported by [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/naruto/v44/c404/12.html this]]]]
* Pretty much {{Jossed}} as of Ch. 510: Madara used [[spoiler:Izanagi just recently in his fight with Konan using the eye he hides under the mask (which of course is closed forever). He was probably that shifty in his battle with Hashirama.]]
** [[spoiler: Although he has an endless supply of Sharingan, so he could have used it before.]]
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He's just failed at capturing the Eight-Tail, and I'm assuming he'll be pissed that Pain got to Konoha before him. This is all after god knows how many chapters of him being the Sue we all know and er, love, and such a huge setback might just be the start of a whole 'nother downwards slope. [[spoiler: Let's hope he stays away from [[NaughtyTentacles Sakura]]...]]

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He's just failed at capturing the Eight-Tail, and I'm assuming he'll be pissed that Pain got to Konoha before him. This is all after god knows how many chapters of him being the Sue we all know and er, love, and such a huge setback might just be the start of a whole 'nother downwards slope. [[spoiler: Let's hope he stays away from [[NaughtyTentacles Sakura]]...Sakura...]]
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** And [[spoiler: Naruto uses Sage Mode in Chapter 642.]]

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** And [[spoiler: Naruto uses Sage Mode in Chapter 642.]]

[[WMG: Obito is the current-generation chakra incarnation of Indra, the elder son of Hagoromo ÅŒtsutsuki.]]

[[spoiler: Ironic? Considering Naruto is this generation's chakra incarnation of the younger son, Asura. Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju being the previous reincarnations of the Sage of Six Path's two sons respectively. But something, [[CameBackWrong odd happened to Indra's malice and hatred]] for his younger brother with Obito. Like Asura, Obito was very weak and couldn't do anything by himself. He loved the village and dreamed of being Hokage, even though he lost his way and tried to destroy reality. He has now joined Naruto's side, effectively severing the Curse of Hatred.]]
* Given how Indra was described, the backstory of the Senju/Uchiha feud, and the Great Toad Sage's prophecy for Naruto, I'm inclined to say that Sasuke's the more likely bet as a way to loop this all back into the inevitable Naruto/Sasuke confrontation. After all, the Senju clan (of which the Uzumaki clan are distant relatives) started with Asura, the Uchiha clan (and its Curse of Hatred) started with Indra (it's all there in Chapter 462), and Naruto and Sasuke have had this yin-yang thing going for a while now, complete with numerous GenerationXerox parallels.
** I'd actually say that Madara is Indra, mainly due to Hagoromo's statement that Indra was all alone in that confrontation, while Sasuke still has allies [albeit reluctant ones]. It's literally the entire world's military force going up against the [[DynastyWarriors Lu Bu]] of the shinobi world.
** Jossed. [[spoiler: It's Sasuke.
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* Jossed. Sakura is still healing Naruto from his overuse of Kurama's chakra. However, [[spoiler:Minato finally arrived.]]

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* Jossed. Sakura is still healing Naruto from his overuse of Kurama's chakra. However, [[spoiler:Minato finally arrived.]]
** And [[spoiler: Naruto uses Sage Mode in Chapter 642.
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* Jossed. [[spoiler:It was activated when he killed Rin, with the help of Obito. Then he forgot about it.]]
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* Jossed. Check Shippuden episode 82. Her hair flies up as she runs out of her mom's flower shop and her eye is perfectly fine. [http://www.narutoget.com/watch/69-naruto-shippuden-episode-82-english-subbed/]

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* Jossed. Check Shippuden episode 82. Her hair flies up as she runs out of her mom's flower shop and her eye is perfectly fine. [http://www.narutoget.com/watch/69-naruto-shippuden-episode-82-english-subbed/]com/watch/69-naruto-shippuden-episode-82-english-subbed/]

[[WMG: In chapter 630, Naruto will bust out Sage Mode once again.]]
* Jossed. Sakura is still healing Naruto from his overuse of Kurama's chakra. However, [[spoiler:Minato finally arrived.]]
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* In his backstory, we learn that [[spoiler: Madara tried to convince Obito to join him willingly, and after Rin's death he did.]]

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* In his backstory, we learn that [[spoiler: Madara tried to convince Obito to join him willingly, and after Rin's death he did.]]]]

[[WMG: Ino lost an eye between the time skip .]]

The reason why she hides her right eye along with a portion of her face with her hair is because she lost it at a mission or a tragic/ridiculous accident at some point during the time skip. So, instead of using an eyepatch which she probably found unfashionable, she just uses her hair as a stylish cover. I speculate that there will be a revelation for this at some point near the end of the series with some other characters involved much to their astonishment.
* Jossed. Check Shippuden episode 82. Her hair flies up as she runs out of her mom's flower shop and her eye is perfectly fine. [http://www.narutoget.com/watch/69-naruto-shippuden-episode-82-english-subbed/]
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[[spoiler:Jossed as of the the latest chapter. Her surname is Nohara.]]

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[[spoiler:Jossed as of the the latest chapter. Her surname is Nohara.]]


[[WMG:Obito is being posessed by the ghost of Madara Uchiha]]

There is no way in hell [[spoiler:Obito]] would betray [[BunnyEarsLawyer Kakashi]] like that.
* In his backstory, we learn that [[spoiler: Madara tried to convince Obito to join him willingly, and after Rin's death he did.
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** [[spoiler:Danzo]] will most likely prevent him from leaving the village, and then send a team of his men to kill Sasuke to prevent the Cloud ninja from doing it and getting the Sharingan. Sakura may well catch word of this, and assemble a team of some of the people whom she trusts most to go after Sasuke and get to him first, possibly Lee, Ino and Kakashi. Naruto will most likely stay behind in the village to undergo a ritual to control the Nine-tailed fox (similar to Ichigo and his inner hollow in {{Bleach}}) and then go in with Yamato, Sai and Hinata after sneaking out of the village. Now that the three teams besides Team 7 each got to participate in an arc, I suspect that this arc, like Sasuke Retrieval, will involve one or two characters from each team, likely those most committed to rescuing Sasuke (not just Team 7, but also those in love with one of the members).

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** [[spoiler:Danzo]] will most likely prevent him from leaving the village, and then send a team of his men to kill Sasuke to prevent the Cloud ninja from doing it and getting the Sharingan. Sakura may well catch word of this, and assemble a team of some of the people whom she trusts most to go after Sasuke and get to him first, possibly Lee, Ino and Kakashi. Naruto will most likely stay behind in the village to undergo a ritual to control the Nine-tailed fox (similar to Ichigo and his inner hollow in {{Bleach}}) Manga/{{Bleach}}) and then go in with Yamato, Sai and Hinata after sneaking out of the village. Now that the three teams besides Team 7 each got to participate in an arc, I suspect that this arc, like Sasuke Retrieval, will involve one or two characters from each team, likely those most committed to rescuing Sasuke (not just Team 7, but also those in love with one of the members).



Kyuubi has some kind of {{plan}} that involves projecting a dark clone of Naruto to achieve some objective. Sort of like [[{{Bleach}} Zangetsu.]]

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Kyuubi has some kind of {{plan}} that involves projecting a dark clone of Naruto to achieve some objective. Sort of like [[{{Bleach}} [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Zangetsu.]]
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[[WMG: Rin is an Inuzuka]]
Possibly Kiba's aunt or older cousin, based on her facial markings.
[[spoiler:Jossed as of the the latest chapter. Her surname is Nohara.]]
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Moving the Tobi Could Still Be Obito Uchiha WMG to the confirmed section, and adding my own commentary.


[[WMG: Tobi Could Still Be Obito Uchiha]]
I don't know if it's been mentioned but the whole "Tobi is Obito thing" isn't actually closed yet. In my opinion it's still more then possible, especially when you consider the abilities "Tobi" has so far displayed. Is it just me or does the black hole thing Tobi does strangely similar to Kakashi's mangekyo sharingan ability only, you know, better like an actual uchiha was using it. Not to mention the hole in the mask being the eye Obito didn't lose and anyone with past history in the Hidden Leaf village who happened to be an Uchiha that was also the head of a huge ninja crime ring would be interested and, therefor, privy to what actually happened to the Uchiha clan especially with Itachi and Orochimaru under his belt. Add the fact that we only have his word that he is Madara, he hasn't yet removed the mask and him surviving that rock thing or somehow being revived via some process isn't out of the question and it is certainly possible that Tobi actually IS Obito Uchiha.
* Except that Madara was already manipulating people before Obito went on that mission, its possible that Madara is an unnamed Uchiha that went rogue a long time ago but makes more sense that it is actually Madara.
* Jossed. The Fox directly identified Madara as Madara when he extracted him out of Kushina. Sorry, Obito being Tobi is dead.
** [[spoiler: It is now just put up for debate again. It is revealed that in chapter 559, that the REAL Madara Uchiha had been DeadAllAlong, putting Tobi's identity back into speculation]]
*** [[spoiler: While the masked man's identity is a mystery again, it still can't be Obito behind the mask since this guy was around before Obito died.]]
*** [[spoiler: Not strictly true, unless I'm completely mistaken. The Masked Man first appeared around the time of Kyuubi attack; that takes place after Obito died.]]
*** [[spoiler: Which is between a couple of months to almost a year after Obito died, pretty much rules Obito out even if he did manage to survive, he wouldn't have managed to get a spare Sharingan, upgrade them to Mangekyo and become powerful enough to fight Minato in such a short time.]]
*** [[spoiler: If my math is right, it has to be at least a year, if not more. Obito died just after Kakashi made Jonin at age 13. Kakashi is 26 at the start of the series, so Obito died 13 years before the series began. The Nine-Tales attacked Konoha about twelve years before the series began. So that gives him a year, year and a half at most. And Tobi has never demonstrated any use of the Mangekyo Sharingan, so that's not a requirement. If someone helped out Obito, I think it's possible for him to make that transition within a year, especially in a series like this.]]
** Jossed. [[spoiler: Tobi's eye is connected to Kakashi's, and their Space Time powers are also connected. Tobi states that he got his eye from the battlefield where Obito died, meaning he looted it from Obito's corpse.]]
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** Jossed. [[spoiler: Tobi's eye is connected to Kakashi's, and their Space Time powers are also connected. Tobi states that he got his eye from the battlefield where Obito died, meaning he looted it from Obito's corpse.]]
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[[WMG: Kabuto's sixth coffin contains the Sage of the Six Paths]]
* Wouldn't it make more sense to revive Nagato? There's no gaurentee of being able to control the Sage of Six Paths- anything that powerful may be able to overpower the Mind Control of the Impure World Resurrection. Nagato, however, was but a shadow of what the Sage was.
** Which is exactly why Madara says "you madman" and evident surprise that such was even possible.
*** Or maybe it's Minato, considering that Hiruzen was pretty terrified at the prospect of Orochimaru reviving Minato, to the extent that he makes absolutely sure not to allow the summoning to be completed, even if it meant letting Hashirama and Tobirama emerge. That could have had to do with the Hiraishin, or it could have had to do with the fact that it would defy the Reaper Death Seal, and he didn't want to take a chance about what would happen if Orochimaru succeeded in robbing the Shinigami.
**** It's not Minato. For starters Minato for reasons listed below wouldn't have gotten that kind of response. The other reason is that Minato could not be summoned because his soul is/was sealed. [[spoiler: Since he was sealed inside Naruto and now presumably no longer in Naruto it's unclear on if he could be summoned NOW but he still wouldn't get that kind of response.]]
*** How would Madara even know what, exactly, the Sage looks like. Most people think he's a myth, so there's pretty obviously not a bunch of pictures. Plus he'd be pretty darn rotten by now.
*** For Minato, would he really get such a response out of Madara? No denying he is powerful, but enough for Madara to consider it mad to summon him? As for how Madara knows what the Sage looks like. Well, the Rinnegan would probably be a dead givaway. And remember, it isn't the actual body of the person that the Ressurection revives, it's merely a vessel created for it.
**** Don't you need the original body too? I was under the impression that's why the bodies Kabuto shows off are all somewhat... rotted looking
**** The Impure World Ressurection is a pretty weird technique. I'm pretty sure you only need to know what they look like and their name, not their actual body. And the bodies always start off in a minor state of decay, until a fuda tag is placed to completely restore them. It's sort of like a [[Manga/DeathNote Life Note]]
**** You don't need the original body, but you need part of their body. At least, that's what Kabuto says to Madara when he asks the specifics of the jutsu- Kabuto also adds that Orochimaru had a pretty nice collection of dead people dnas, which he probably meant to use for experimenting and/or this technique.
*** As far as Minato goes, Madara already fought him once and walked away. Plus Orochimaru already tried it. There's no reason for Madara to react with shock.
--> Two things for this: Not only did Orochimaru's summon not manifest, but Madara doesn't have the Kyuubi on his side. Plus, what better fight for Naruto would there be? The personal opponent would also call back to Orochimaru's summoning Sarutobi's senseis.
*** I suspect a Minato that intends to kill you but now is immortal would be a radically different fight from their prior battle. The Sage of Six Paths really is the most likely of the people we are currently aware of, nothing else SHOULD be a credible threat to Madara.

[[WMG: Kabuto's sixth coffin contains Izuna.]]
Madara claimed Izuna was the only person he cared about. Bringing him back from the dead would sure shock Madara.
* Would be probably not so good for the health of Kabutomaru, if Madara has said the truth...

[[WMG: Kabuto's sixth coffin contains Sasuke]]
Which means that Madara has to hand over Sasuke or risk causing a time paradox.

[[WMG: Kabutomaru's last coffin contains Kushina.]]
Because really? Who else is a threat to Madara, then someone [[spoiler: who pretty much physically stopped the fox, while dieing?]]

[[WMG: In Kabuto's sixth coffin is not a powerful person like the Shodaime or Yondaime Hokage.]]
Madara reacts with shock and surprise and since Madara saw most of Akatsuki being resurrected, it would be a logical conclusion for him to expect somebody like Harashima or Minato. The contents of the coffin will be extreme like somebody who is still alive or Orochimaru, whose state of soul should be too chaotic to properly resurrect.
* Clearly it's the body of whoever Tobi was based off of. You don't pull a personality as annoying as that out of your hat, after all.
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There's no other way Kakashi could have acquired the Mangekyo Sharingan. Gai's still alive, all of team 7 are still alive, Obito and Minato have been dead for quite some time - there's really no one else that Kakashi's close to. Unless, of course, Kakashi's so badass that he discovered a way to activate the Mangekyo without anyone dying on him.

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There's no other way Kakashi could have acquired the Mangekyo Sharingan. Gai's still alive, all of team Team 7 are still alive, Obito and Minato have been dead for quite some time - there's really no one else that Kakashi's close to. Unless, of course, Kakashi's so badass that he discovered a way to activate the Mangekyo without anyone dying on him.



The Raikage is adamantly determined to kill Sasuke. Naruto is determined to save Sasuke from himself and bring him home alive. Sooner or later, these two are gonna come to blows about this, and it's not gonna be pretty. We may even get to see Naruto's 5- and 7-Tailed Forms that we missed in the Pain Arc. This could be the end of the ''[[FourIsDeath Fourth]]'' Raikage.

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The Raikage is adamantly determined to kill Sasuke. Naruto is determined to save Sasuke from himself and bring him home alive. Sooner or later, these two are gonna come to blows about this, and it's not gonna be pretty. We may even get to see Naruto's 5- Five and 7-Tailed Seven-Tailed Forms that we missed in the Pain Arc. This could be the end of the ''[[FourIsDeath Fourth]]'' Raikage.



[[WMG:Kurenai will have twins of opposite genders]].

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[[WMG:Madara's real plan is to fuse with the Juubi while simultaneously defeating the Sage of Six Paths via a StableTimeLoop]]

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* The # of tails is equal to the number order of that tailed beast's creation. 2 tails = 2nd created.

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* The # of tails is equal to the number order of that tailed beast's creation. 2 Two tails = 2nd equals second created.



1) The Sage of Six Paths battles the Juubi/Madara (9 TB total), sent from the future via Gedo Mazo, and barely wins. The Sage then does what he does canonically to the Juubi. Madara, having lost this fight, is destroyed by the Sage in his Juubi form but becomes the essence that possesses the Uchiha clan and grants it it's superiority complex / bloodlust, which leads to hundreds of years of ninja war. Madara does this hoping to create a Stable Time Loop. Seeing what the Rinnegan can do [[spoiler:(just about anything)]], Madara clings to life and passes on the knowledge down the Uchiha line by living inside the Sharingan.

2) One of the Uchihas, prodded by Sharingan/Madara, concocts the Forbidden Technique: Symbio Style, Grand Summoning Ascension, and uses it to create Shukaku. Unwilling to allow his own clan insights as to his power, this Uchiha uses Shukaku in battle against the superiorly-skilled Senju clan, and reclaims the possibility of victory for Uchiha. This forces the Senju clan to become better. Over time, Senju and Uchiha become so much more powerful than any other clans that the two are constantly forced to fight each other.

3) Tailed Beasts 2-8 are created in a similar fashion, with similar results following.

4) Madara Uchiha is born, and since Past-Madara/Sharingan-Madara is still alive in the Sharingan, Present Day Madara is granted enormous knowledge about Uchiha, and learns about Grand Summoning Ascension. At this point, Past-Madara/Sharingan-Madara and Present-Day/Normal-Timeline Madara are synchronized to become Complete Madara. Meanwhile, peace comes throughout the land as Uchiha and Senju finally make peace with one another. The Uchiha become a police force for the Village Hidden in the Leaf, and Hashirama is made the First Hokage. Madara wanders the land for many years, hoping to find somebody possessing the Rinnegan so he can begin his plan concerning trapping the Tailed Beasts, but finds nobody. Bitter and vengeful, Madara returns to the village and activates Symbio Style: Grand Summoning Ascension successfully in hopes of regaining Uchiha's loss of status. The Nine-Tailed Fox is born.

5) An incredibly epic battle ensues between Madara and the First, the victor being [[spoiler: the First]]. Desperate to win and unaware of the consequences, Madara activates GSA once again. Being in no way stronger than when he first started the fight, Madara's attempt fails spectacularly, the Nine-Tails runs rampant without its master to control it, and no 10-tailed beast is formed. Hashirama calls it a day, and returns to being amazing as the First.

6) Madara, soon after realizing he's a ghost, goes wandering the world again, and realizes that he needs physical bodies to assist him in his plan. Complete Madara searches for powerful ninja to recruit to his side and help him destabilize the ninja villages so his plan can proceed. [[spoiler:Akatsuki is born]]. Give it up, this would explain the large number of impossibly powerful rogue ninja working together rather than being at each other's throats. Well, most of the time.

7) Complete Madara has Pein restore some semblance of physical form back to him via the Rinnegan. This allows Madara, who had heretofore lost all control over the physical world, to regain control of the demon fox. The fox is sent to Konoha as part of Akatsuki's goal of destabilizing ninja villages, and signifies that Akatsuki has finally found Pein, who is willing to assist Madara (although he doesn't know it), and is the beginning of the end for the ninja world. Don't cry spoiler, Akatsuki's involvement in this is part of my WMG.

8) About five years later, Uchiha begins to plan a coup, a plan suggested by Danzo. Danzo did this so he could have a reason to eliminate Uchiha... a new character list following the changes in Naruto characters will come later. Unbeknownst to Madara, but known to the ANBU Black Ops and especially Itachi, who recognizes the importance, the Uchiha clan finds Grand Summoning Ascension. Thus, the coup is delayed, for the clan is trying to find the person in the clan who has a chance of being more powerful than Madara was so they can activate it and create the 10-tailed beast.

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1) 1.) The Sage of Six Paths battles the Juubi/Madara (9 (nine TB total), sent from the future via Gedo Mazo, and barely wins. The Sage then does what he does canonically to the Juubi. Madara, having lost this fight, is destroyed by the Sage in his Juubi form but becomes the essence that possesses the Uchiha clan and grants it it's superiority complex / bloodlust, which leads to hundreds of years of ninja war. Madara does this hoping to create a Stable Time Loop. Seeing what the Rinnegan can do [[spoiler:(just about anything)]], Madara clings to life and passes on the knowledge down the Uchiha line by living inside the Sharingan.

2) 2.) One of the Uchihas, prodded by Sharingan/Madara, concocts the Forbidden Technique: Symbio Style, Grand Summoning Ascension, and uses it to create Shukaku. Unwilling to allow his own clan insights as to his power, this Uchiha uses Shukaku in battle against the superiorly-skilled Senju clan, and reclaims the possibility of victory for Uchiha. This forces the Senju clan to become better. Over time, Senju and Uchiha become so much more powerful than any other clans that the two are constantly forced to fight each other.

3) 3.) Tailed Beasts 2-8 two through eight are created in a similar fashion, with similar results following.

4) 4.) Madara Uchiha is born, and since Past-Madara/Sharingan-Madara is still alive in the Sharingan, Present Day Madara is granted enormous knowledge about Uchiha, and learns about Grand Summoning Ascension. At this point, Past-Madara/Sharingan-Madara and Present-Day/Normal-Timeline Madara are synchronized to become Complete Madara. Meanwhile, peace comes throughout the land as Uchiha and Senju finally make peace with one another. The Uchiha become a police force for the Village Hidden in the Leaf, and Hashirama is made the First Hokage. Madara wanders the land for many years, hoping to find somebody possessing the Rinnegan so he can begin his plan concerning trapping the Tailed Beasts, but finds nobody. Bitter and vengeful, Madara returns to the village and activates Symbio Style: Grand Summoning Ascension successfully in hopes of regaining Uchiha's loss of status. The Nine-Tailed Fox is born.

5) 5.) An incredibly epic battle ensues between Madara and the First, the victor being [[spoiler: the First]]. Desperate to win and unaware of the consequences, Madara activates GSA once again. Being in no way stronger than when he first started the fight, Madara's attempt fails spectacularly, the Nine-Tails runs rampant without its master to control it, and no 10-tailed ten-tailed beast is formed. Hashirama calls it a day, and returns to being amazing as the First.

6) 6.) Madara, soon after realizing he's a ghost, goes wandering the world again, and realizes that he needs physical bodies to assist him in his plan. Complete Madara searches for powerful ninja to recruit to his side and help him destabilize the ninja villages so his plan can proceed. [[spoiler:Akatsuki is born]]. Give it up, this would explain the large number of impossibly powerful rogue ninja working together rather than being at each other's throats. Well, most of the time.

7) 7.) Complete Madara has Pein restore some semblance of physical form back to him via the Rinnegan. This allows Madara, who had heretofore lost all control over the physical world, to regain control of the demon fox. The fox is sent to Konoha as part of Akatsuki's goal of destabilizing ninja villages, and signifies that Akatsuki has finally found Pein, who is willing to assist Madara (although he doesn't know it), and is the beginning of the end for the ninja world. Don't cry spoiler, Akatsuki's involvement in this is part of my WMG.

8) 8.) About five years later, Uchiha begins to plan a coup, a plan suggested by Danzo. Danzo did this so he could have a reason to eliminate Uchiha... a new character list following the changes in Naruto characters will come later. Unbeknownst to Madara, but known to the ANBU Black Ops and especially Itachi, who recognizes the importance, the Uchiha clan finds Grand Summoning Ascension. Thus, the coup is delayed, for the clan is trying to find the person in the clan who has a chance of being more powerful than Madara was so they can activate it and create the 10-tailed ten-tailed beast.



9) Sasuke vows revenge, which Itachi anticipated and planned for to allow others who might obstruct his (Itachi's) plan to be destroyed.

10) The group of Kakashi, Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke go to the Land of Waves, an area that, like the Village Hidden in the Mist, has been destabilized by Akatsuki into what is effectively a 3rd-world country. Itachi bribed the person that put up the offer to place a lower rank on the mission so as to allow Sasuke the opportunity to re/awaken his Sharingan. Yes, in this, Itachi is a genius. Meanwhile, Akatsuki's growing from its power base.

11) A little later, Orochimaru realizes Madara's true plan and begins his attempt to assimilate Sasuke, and thus become a Sharingan-wielder that can activate Grand Summoning Ascension, thus interfering with Madara's plan. Itachi recognized that Orochimaru would take that course of action, but allowed it in a gambit to allow Sasuke to have the Magekyo Sharingan, which alone could pose a credible threat to Madara's plan. Madara, meanwhile, allowed Itachi to do this because he was setting up Sasuke, the only remaining manipulatable (not a word, I know) Uchiha left, to activate GSA.

12) Orochimaru gets absorbed, Madara's happy, Sasuke's happy, Itachi's happy, and Orochimaru's happy.

13) Sasuke goes around taking down members of Akatsuki and heightening his strength. Naruto piddles around doing the same.

14) Sasuke vs Itachi. Itachi realizes that the time has come, that he (Itachi) has been close to dying for many years and that Madara has a reasonable chance of coming out on top. Itachi pushes Sasuke, who's much weaker, into releasing Orochimaru, and promptly ends Orochimaru's plan with one spiritual sealing in the Kusanagi blade. Itachi dies and allows Sasuke to possess the Magekyo Sharingan, and his techniques along with it. Itachi is covered in every way: Should Sasuke go against Madara, Madara's lost his Uchiha replacement and, being a ghost for nearly a hundred years, Madara's power isn't sufficiently high enough to attempt GSA even if Pein did bring his body back. Should Madara try to bring Sasuke to his side, Amaterasu might hold off Madara and convince Sasuke to leave Madara (Itachi's protecting Sasuke). Should Madara succeed in bringing Sasuke AND Amaterasu doesn't work, the 'crow' that Itachi gave Naruto will kick in.

14a) The crow. Itachi, being an Uchiha, can feel the pull of Juubi/Madara's influence as can every other Uchiha. However, by being an Uchiha, Itachi has an innate pull over Tailed Beasts, like other Uchiha (posited above). The part of Itachi's power given to Naruto is the ability of a person to have some control over the Tailed Beast, which is the same power Juubi/Madara has over other Uchihas. Here's Itachi's plan: Madara may succeed and bring Sasuke to create the 10-tailed beast. If, however, Naruto has his own 'pull' against the Nine-Tailed Fox, then perhaps that can allow the Fox to split from the attempted Juubi and thus weaken Madara/Juubi when it tries to fight the Sage, or even allow the Fox to attack Juubi/Madara. That would satisfactorily explain why Itachi's so accepting of his own death, even when the future (presumably) isn't known.

15) Skipping ahead... Pein invades, nukes Konoha, and gives his life away to resurrect everybody else. If you're on the WMG page and you don't know this, you might want to stay off pages that are spoilerrific by nature. Madara sees his plan to get his body back via Pein destroyed, and has to throw all his hope on the Gedo Mazo & Juubi plan. Not willing to throw it in just yet, Madara goes to the Summit and announces a false plan (Moon's Eye Plan) and another ninja war even though he and Akatsuki don't have the resources to engage in one. For Madara, this makes sense. He gained the enormity of his experience and power during a war, when he was forced to become better to survive, so it's only logical that a war be started to cause the same thing in Sasuke.

16) As stated by one of the Kages, a ninja coalition has never before existed. Madara will use that fact as an opportunity for Akatsuki, and will return to Akatsuki's original goal of destabilizing the villages by organizing things so that it appears the villages are turning on each other. There are many ways to do that... assassinate one group, put another village foremost into battle, and then there are all the Manipulative Bastards that will come out of the woodwork given the environment to do so. The Fourth Ninja War won't be between Akatsuki + TB vs Ninja Villages, but Ninja Villages v Ninja Villages. Akatsuki will take this opportunity to play mercenary, just as Uchiha and Senju did long ago, while Madara will use it to increase Sasuke's strength. If Sasuke gets into trouble, Madara will simply space/time rend him into his (Madara's) eye. There will be a great deal of awesome on the parts of Shikamaru, the new Hokage, and... not Sakura.

17) Speaking of things that nobody cares about, Sakura's going to attempt to stop the war mentioned above by talking to Sasuke. It isn't going to work. Cue Curb-Stomp Battle.

18) After a few more plot-important events that don't affect this WMG (see elsewhere... c'mon, I wouldn't put all my guesses in one place, would I?), Sasuke's officially the most hated character in the series and is far beyond everybody except our favorite Determinator. Why's he hated? Why, he kills Kakashi. Just throwing that out there. Naruto fights Sasuke numerous times, and creates more Valley at the End scenarios than even Madara (who's potentially, according to this theory, millions of years old) cares to know about. More war, more suffering, more Akatsuki getting rich (this way, if Madara's plan fails, he has the money to buy nations outright and establish another power base).

19) Sasuke gets Grand Summoning Ascension. Sasuke uses it, because he's a cocky bas**** who would do anything that puts him at an immediate advantage, right? It works, a 10-tailed beast is created, but there's something Madara and Itachi neglected to mention. Orochimaru. Itachi trapped Orochimaru within a blade wielded by Susanoo, and then gave Susanoo to Sasuke. In so doing, Orochimaru was given to Sasuke, and Sasuke is left with a 10-tails of his own creation (He's Uchiha, so the WMG lets him use GSA) that he can't use... because he's no longer 'only Uchiha'. Itachi did this to make sure that if Sasuke did turn evil, he wouldn't be able (in theory) to use GSA. Madara let it happen, banking that the 10-tails could be created but not controlled.

20) So pivotal it needs its own number slot: Madara guessed correctly.

21) In a battle that asplodes the heads of the viewers (the first time around, mind), Sasuke, Naruto, and the 10-Tails get in a free-for-all... and with Madara in charge of the 10-tails. Naruto is captured, and Sasuke, being of no more use to Madara, is irreverently thrown on the ground and stepped on to remove his life and eyes from the Naruto universe forever. There are no more Uchihas, and now the only Sharingan left in the world, Madara Uchiha's Eternal Magekyo, has complete control over all the Tailed Beasts. A rescue attempt consisting of every village's remaining ninja forces converges on the point of Akatsuki's base of operations / Gedo Mazo, just in time for Naruto (Naruto's body) to die and have the 9 & 10-Tails finish being sealed into the temporal time box known as Gedo Mazo.

22) The box is smashed, and the Tailed Beasts are sent hundreds, maybe even thousands of years into the past, coalesce, and form the Juubi, who happens to (according to Madara's plan, of course) appear around the same time the Sage of Six Paths is making his rounds teaching people the ninja way and the powers of nin/gen/taijutsu. With Future!Complete Madara still possessing the Sharingan and hence a link to the Juubi, the result, Future!Complete Madara/Juubi attempts to destroy the world and cause havoc.

23) The Sage of Six Paths comes across the Juubi/Madara abomination, and an amazing fight begins. The fight continues, and it's not looking good for the Sage of Six Paths.

24) Naruto continues to exist in the 9-tails section of the Juubi, a result of Itachi lending Naruto 'some of (his) power'. The Sharingan link comes into effect and saves part of Naruto with the Fox, via the crow. Yeah, it's that important.

25) Just before the fight completely deteriorates for the Sage, Naruto, with the power conferred to him by the Fourth Hokage and the ability given to him with Itachi's 'crow', breaks free of the Juubi, which consisted of 10 TB, resulting in a 9-TB-Juubi and the Nine-Tails Fox. Naruto takes advantage of the 'crow', his innate power as the Jinchuurki of the Fox, and the Yang chakra sealed within him that is the Fox's, and proceeds to help the Sage beat down Juubi/Future!Complete Madara.

25a) Keep in mind, following along from 1-25 and going back to 1 as a result of 25 would result in a Stable Time Loop, ensuring that Madara can't ever die. Multiple the time period between the Sage's existence and the arrival of Step 21 by, oh, a couple thousand times, and you've a Madara who's millions of years old.

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9) 9.) Sasuke vows revenge, which Itachi anticipated and planned for to allow others who might obstruct his (Itachi's) plan to be destroyed.

10) 10.) The group of Kakashi, Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke go to the Land of Waves, an area that, like the Village Hidden in the Mist, has been destabilized by Akatsuki into what is effectively a 3rd-world third-world country. Itachi bribed the person that put up the offer to place a lower rank on the mission so as to allow Sasuke the opportunity to re/awaken his Sharingan. Yes, in this, Itachi is a genius. Meanwhile, Akatsuki's growing from its power base.

11) 11.) A little later, Orochimaru realizes Madara's true plan and begins his attempt to assimilate Sasuke, and thus become a Sharingan-wielder that can activate Grand Summoning Ascension, thus interfering with Madara's plan. Itachi recognized that Orochimaru would take that course of action, but allowed it in a gambit to allow Sasuke to have the Magekyo Sharingan, which alone could pose a credible threat to Madara's plan. Madara, meanwhile, allowed Itachi to do this because he was setting up Sasuke, the only remaining manipulatable (not a word, I know) Uchiha left, to activate GSA.

12) 12.) Orochimaru gets absorbed, Madara's happy, Sasuke's happy, Itachi's happy, and Orochimaru's happy.

13) 13.) Sasuke goes around taking down members of Akatsuki and heightening his strength. Naruto piddles around doing the same.

14) 14.) Sasuke vs vs. Itachi. Itachi realizes that the time has come, that he (Itachi) has been close to dying for many years and that Madara has a reasonable chance of coming out on top. Itachi pushes Sasuke, who's much weaker, into releasing Orochimaru, and promptly ends Orochimaru's plan with one spiritual sealing in the Kusanagi blade. Itachi dies and allows Sasuke to possess the Magekyo Sharingan, and his techniques along with it. Itachi is covered in every way: Should Sasuke go against Madara, Madara's lost his Uchiha replacement and, being a ghost for nearly a hundred years, Madara's power isn't sufficiently high enough to attempt GSA even if Pein did bring his body back. Should Madara try to bring Sasuke to his side, Amaterasu might hold off Madara and convince Sasuke to leave Madara (Itachi's protecting Sasuke). Should Madara succeed in bringing Sasuke AND Amaterasu doesn't work, the 'crow' that Itachi gave Naruto will kick in.

14a) 14a.) The crow. Itachi, being an Uchiha, can feel the pull of Juubi/Madara's influence as can every other Uchiha. However, by being an Uchiha, Itachi has an innate pull over Tailed Beasts, like other Uchiha (posited above). The part of Itachi's power given to Naruto is the ability of a person to have some control over the Tailed Beast, which is the same power Juubi/Madara has over other Uchihas. Here's Itachi's plan: Madara may succeed and bring Sasuke to create the 10-tailed ten-tailed beast. If, however, Naruto has his own 'pull' against the Nine-Tailed Fox, then perhaps that can allow the Fox to split from the attempted Juubi and thus weaken Madara/Juubi when it tries to fight the Sage, or even allow the Fox to attack Juubi/Madara. That would satisfactorily explain why Itachi's so accepting of his own death, even when the future (presumably) isn't known.

15) 15.) Skipping ahead... Pein invades, nukes Konoha, and gives his life away to resurrect everybody else. If you're on the WMG page and you don't know this, you might want to stay off pages that are spoilerrific by nature. Madara sees his plan to get his body back via Pein destroyed, and has to throw all his hope on the Gedo Mazo & and Juubi plan. Not willing to throw it in just yet, Madara goes to the Summit and announces a false plan (Moon's Eye Plan) and another ninja war even though he and Akatsuki don't have the resources to engage in one. For Madara, this makes sense. He gained the enormity of his experience and power during a war, when he was forced to become better to survive, so it's only logical that a war be started to cause the same thing in Sasuke.

16) 16.) As stated by one of the Kages, a ninja coalition has never before existed. Madara will use that fact as an opportunity for Akatsuki, and will return to Akatsuki's original goal of destabilizing the villages by organizing things so that it appears the villages are turning on each other. There are many ways to do that... assassinate one group, put another village foremost into battle, and then there are all the Manipulative Bastards that will come out of the woodwork given the environment to do so. The Fourth Ninja War won't be between Akatsuki + TB vs Ninja Villages, but Ninja Villages v Ninja Villages. Akatsuki will take this opportunity to play mercenary, just as Uchiha and Senju did long ago, while Madara will use it to increase Sasuke's strength. If Sasuke gets into trouble, Madara will simply space/time rend him into his (Madara's) eye. There will be a great deal of awesome on the parts of Shikamaru, the new Hokage, and... not Sakura.

17) 17.) Speaking of things that nobody cares about, Sakura's going to attempt to stop the war mentioned above by talking to Sasuke. It isn't going to work. Cue Curb-Stomp Battle.

18) 18.) After a few more plot-important events that don't affect this WMG (see elsewhere... c'mon, I wouldn't put all my guesses in one place, would I?), Sasuke's officially the most hated character in the series and is far beyond everybody except our favorite Determinator. Why's he hated? Why, he kills Kakashi. Just throwing that out there. Naruto fights Sasuke numerous times, and creates more Valley at the End scenarios than even Madara (who's potentially, according to this theory, millions of years old) cares to know about. More war, more suffering, more Akatsuki getting rich (this way, if Madara's plan fails, he has the money to buy nations outright and establish another power base).

19) 19.) Sasuke gets Grand Summoning Ascension. Sasuke uses it, because he's a cocky bas**** who would do anything that puts him at an immediate advantage, right? It works, a 10-tailed ten-tailed beast is created, but there's something Madara and Itachi neglected to mention. Orochimaru. Itachi trapped Orochimaru within a blade wielded by Susanoo, and then gave Susanoo to Sasuke. In so doing, Orochimaru was given to Sasuke, and Sasuke is left with a 10-tails ten-tails of his own creation (He's Uchiha, so the WMG lets him use GSA) that he can't use... because he's no longer 'only Uchiha'. Itachi did this to make sure that if Sasuke did turn evil, he wouldn't be able (in theory) to use GSA. Madara let it happen, banking that the 10-tails ten-tails could be created but not controlled.

20) 20.) So pivotal it needs its own number slot: Madara guessed correctly.

21) 21.) In a battle that asplodes the heads of the viewers (the first time around, mind), Sasuke, Naruto, and the 10-Tails Ten-Tails get in a free-for-all... and with Madara in charge of the 10-tails.ten-tails. Naruto is captured, and Sasuke, being of no more use to Madara, is irreverently thrown on the ground and stepped on to remove his life and eyes from the Naruto universe forever. There are no more Uchihas, and now the only Sharingan left in the world, Madara Uchiha's Eternal Magekyo, has complete control over all the Tailed Beasts. A rescue attempt consisting of every village's remaining ninja forces converges on the point of Akatsuki's base of operations / Gedo Mazo, just in time for Naruto (Naruto's body) to die and have the 9 & 10-Tails Nine and Ten-Tails finish being sealed into the temporal time box known as Gedo Mazo.

22) 22.) The box is smashed, and the Tailed Beasts are sent hundreds, maybe even thousands of years into the past, coalesce, and form the Juubi, who happens to (according to Madara's plan, of course) appear around the same time the Sage of Six Paths is making his rounds teaching people the ninja way and the powers of nin/gen/taijutsu. With Future!Complete Madara still possessing the Sharingan and hence a link to the Juubi, the result, Future!Complete Madara/Juubi attempts to destroy the world and cause havoc.

23) 23.) The Sage of Six Paths comes across the Juubi/Madara abomination, and an amazing fight begins. The fight continues, and it's not looking good for the Sage of Six Paths.

24) 24.) Naruto continues to exist in the 9-tails section of the Juubi, a result of Itachi lending Naruto 'some of (his) power'. The Sharingan link comes into effect and saves part of Naruto with the Fox, via the crow. Yeah, it's that important.

25) 25.) Just before the fight completely deteriorates for the Sage, Naruto, with the power conferred to him by the Fourth Hokage and the ability given to him with Itachi's 'crow', breaks free of the Juubi, which consisted of 10 TB, resulting in a 9-TB-Juubi and the Nine-Tails Fox. Naruto takes advantage of the 'crow', his innate power as the Jinchuurki of the Fox, and the Yang chakra sealed within him that is the Fox's, and proceeds to help the Sage beat down Juubi/Future!Complete Madara.

25a) 25a.) Keep in mind, following along from 1-25 and going back to 1 as a result of 25 would result in a Stable Time Loop, ensuring that Madara can't ever die. Multiple the time period between the Sage's existence and the arrival of Step 21 by, oh, a couple thousand times, and you've a Madara who's millions of years old.

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OR, Kishimoto could decide to be a bastard and [[DownerEnding have Naruto die in said battle, and the Raikage proceeds to track down and kill Sasuke, and then Konoha responds to Naruto's murder with all-out war with the Cloud Village that quickly devolves into a free-for-all amongst the Five Nations (with Madara standing by rubbing his hands and cackling with glee at the resultant chaos), leading to utter desolation that leaves the world incapable of stopping Madara's plot]]. I know; ''really'' unlikely, but This Troper just likes to keep all his bases covered, no matter how improbable some possibilities are.
* Actually, this troper could see that happening, though not as a downer ending. Naruto may not have ''that many'' mindscrew-worthy twists in it, but having Naruto fake his own death and the other nations fake a war to draw Madara out? That's definitly something that might happen.

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OR, Kishimoto could decide to be a bastard and [[DownerEnding have Naruto die in said battle, and the Raikage proceeds to track down and kill Sasuke, and then Konoha responds to Naruto's murder with all-out war with the Cloud Village that quickly devolves into a free-for-all amongst the Five Nations (with Madara standing by rubbing his hands and cackling with glee at the resultant chaos), leading to utter desolation that leaves the world incapable of stopping Madara's plot]]. I know; ''really'' unlikely, but This Troper I just likes like to keep all his bases covered, no matter how improbable some possibilities are.
* Actually, this troper I could see that happening, though not as a downer ending. Naruto may not have ''that many'' mindscrew-worthy twists in it, but having Naruto fake his own death and the other nations fake a war to draw Madara out? That's definitly definitely something that might happen.



See how every single currently relevant character seems to be zoning in on Kumo's island? It was even compared to the forest of death training ground. All these people will gather, plotplotplot, then EVERYONE will be on the island, going for EVERYONE-else's necks... and this may be the climactic point for Naruto and Sasuke's final battle? Let's hope so. Minus that, {{This Troper}} claims {{I Knew It}} right now.

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See how every single currently relevant character seems to be zoning in on Kumo's island? It was even compared to the forest of death training ground. All these people will gather, plotplotplot, then EVERYONE will be on the island, going for EVERYONE-else's necks... and this may be the climactic point for Naruto and Sasuke's final battle? Let's hope so. Minus that, {{This Troper}} claims {{I Knew It}} I claim IKnewIt right now.



** Not really a problem considering there hasn't really been single instance that this troper can think of where Naruto used the Kyuubi against an Akatsuki member (Oro doesn't count since he's no longer a member). And there is only one statue, Pain (and possibly Madara or others considering Pain wasn't there to seal the Hachibi) can just summon it to any location they need it and then send it back to wherever it comes from (notice that it's gone when Naruto and co. recover Gaara's body). Besides, if there was more than one statue, why would they worry about breaking it by putting the bijuu in it in the wrong order?

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** Not really a problem considering there hasn't really been single instance that this troper I can think of where Naruto used the Kyuubi against an Akatsuki member (Oro doesn't count since he's no longer a member). And there is only one statue, Pain (and possibly Madara or others considering Pain wasn't there to seal the Hachibi) can just summon it to any location they need it and then send it back to wherever it comes from (notice that it's gone when Naruto and co. recover Gaara's body). Besides, if there was more than one statue, why would they worry about breaking it by putting the bijuu in it in the wrong order?
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* As an extension, being extracted by Akatsuki is also part of their collective Main/XanatosGambit. Possibly, they intend to fuse together while in the statue to become a single unstoppable engine of destruction. This is a much cooler result than nine monstrously powerful demons being used as glorified marketing tools, and keeping nine demons all sealed inside the same statue ''can't'' be a good idea...

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* As an extension, being extracted by Akatsuki is also part of their collective Main/XanatosGambit.{{plan}}. Possibly, they intend to fuse together while in the statue to become a single unstoppable engine of destruction. This is a much cooler result than nine monstrously powerful demons being used as glorified marketing tools, and keeping nine demons all sealed inside the same statue ''can't'' be a good idea...
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***[[spoiler: If my math is right, it has to be at least a year, if not more. Obito died just after Kakashi made Jonin at age 13. Kakashi is 26 at the start of the series, so Obito died 13 years before the series began. The Nine-Tales attacked Konoha about twelve years before the series began. So that gives him a year, year and a half at most. And Tobi has never demonstrated any use of the Mangekyo Sharingan, so that's not a requirement. If someone helped out Obito, I think it's possible for him to make that transition within a year, especially in a series like this.]]
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* It turned out to be the [[spoiler:real Madara]].
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[[WMG: Itachi is the main villain]]
He is also the real leader of the Akatsuki, Madara was an illusion (which would explain his intangibility). Itachi was the real winner of the Sasuke-Itachi fight, he faked his own death and then put Sasuke into a genjutsu. He then fed Sasuke a completely bogus story about how the Konoha leaders were responsible for wiping out the Uchihas and how he, Itachi, was really a good guy, driving Sasuke into even deeper despair (he's just "killed off" his beloved brother, fellow Uchiha, one of the series' biggest [[TheWoobie woobies]], how would you feel?). This was all in order to manipulate Sasuke into achieving Itachi's true goal, which is to destroy Konoha.
* But, why didn't he just order Akatsuki to destroy Konoha? Hell, Deidara could've done it easily.
* He could need the rest of them to do something else, maybe the Tailed Beasts collection will be important for something else later. Alternatively he's doing all of this specifically to screw with Sasuke.
* Itachi has been confirmed dead due to being revived by Edo Tensei.

[[WMG: Itachi's gift is a replica of the Totsuka Sword.]]
Remember how Susanoo sealed away Orochimaru? It is possible Itachi gave Naruto a similar power to remove Sasuke's darkness.
* We really haven't seen anything to indicate that Sasuke's darkness is an external force messing with him (especially since Orochimaru is gone now) so unless it's a sword/power capable of Therapy Jutsu - which would actually be perfect for Naruto - I don't see how that would help. Or, for that matter, why Itachi wouldn't just use it himself.
** Uh, because he wanted to give his little brother a chance to work his own problems out without Serapii no Jutsu based aid?
*** Itachi knew Sasuke thought it was a good idea to run off with a guy who had an obvious Uchiha fetish, wouldn't stop talking about how much he wanted Sasuke's body, and then decided to take Orochimaru into his body where he had to constantly be on guard against escape attempts. He CLEARLY needed an intervention.
*** It turned out to be a Kotoamatsukami.
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[[WMG: Sasuke is being set up for a fall a la [[{{Berserk}} Griffith]], possibly helped along by Hawk being killed off by Madara for failing.]]
He's just failed at capturing the Eight-Tail, and I'm assuming he'll be pissed that Pain got to Konoha before him. This is all after god knows how many chapters of him being the Sue we all know and er, love, and such a huge setback might just be the start of a whole 'nother downwards slope. [[spoiler: Let's hope he stays away from [[NaughtyTentacles Sakura]]...]]
* Not only did he fail, but now not even the Cloud village knows where Killerbee is, which makes searching for him nearly impossible.
** Unless that's what he wanted all along...
* This is so last year.

[[WMG:Kisame and Zetsu actually used to be a shark and a venus flytrap and Madara used the power of the Sanbi and Kyuubi, respectively, to make them human.]]
He no doubt had access to Sanbi during his tenure as the Mizukage and Kisame recognizing him implies that Kisame was around at the time. This explains both his looks, immense chakra and his immense dislike of shark fin soup. It's also possible that Samehada was made from some part of the Sanbi's body and shark skin is either a misnomer or application of RuleOfCool.
He also had access to the Kyuubi up until his attack on Konoha. In the meantime, he used it to create Zetsu to serve as his right hand man. This explains why his village of origin is never stated (when the Grass Village would be a perfect fit), why he's been in on Madara's secrets from the beginning, and why Madara trusts him so much.
* The shark skin thing is because of the little tooth like things sharks have instead of scales. Sameheda just has really big ones.
* This is very unlikely, and doesn't seem to work with Kisame's backstory.

[[WMG: Madara ensured that Sasuke would win against Itachi.]]
Zetsu mentions that there's something off about Itachi before he dies - that he's fighting differently. Madara then tells Zetsu that he knew Sasuke would win. Sasuke - the one with the greater part of a decade's less experience; without the Mangekyou; without all the ANBU training... need I go on?
Madara should have had no idea that Sasuke would win - Orochimaru hid from Akatsuki and it's unlikely that Sasuke would have gotten much training for Kirin in afterward. And Itachi is likely Kage-level... so why should HE be the underdog?
Now I know that Zetsu said it was due to the Sharingan - lacking any other explanation, that's the only thing he could think of. But with Madara being a century (centuries?)-old immortal with a lifetime of pre-village training behind him, isn't it more likely (or at least more awesome - this IS WMG after all) that Madara ensured Sasuke's victory?
(PS. As to why he would do this, Sasuke has been shown to be really easy to manipulate. Also, were Itachi to win, he'd also have the Eternal Mangekyou... and that would be too much an issue.)
* Madara had to have known that Itachi was no longer taking his medicine to counteract the effects of the Mangekyou Sharingan and we know that he knew Itachi would never actually kill Sasuke. Itachi didn't want to win, so there's no way he could have won.
** This theory follows the theory that Madara was lying about Itachi's motivations... probably should have stated that.
*** Itachi let Sasuke win. Tobi knew he would. End of story.

[[WMG: Tobi has an army of sleeper agents.]]
Yura was, from all perspective, a loyal member of the Sand Village, until the seal on his memories was removed. Then he was a loyal foot soldier for Akatsuki. Who knows how many of the other ninjas are like him? For all we know, one of the main characters could even be a sleeper agent.
* This seems very plausible; considering that Madara was once a Mizukage and Akatsuki was formed in Kirigakure, it's pretty logical that he has some people on the inside there working for him.
** Yura was Sasori's agent. Tobi doesn't seem to have any sleeper agents, and it's not likely he needs them. He does have an army of shapeshifting Zetsu clones though.


[[WMG: Among the several sudden alliances, the Leaf/Lightning Alliance will end badly]]
* Perhaps Hiashi Hyuuga will learn of it and, still remembering the incident with the foiled kidnapping attempt of Hinata, and his brother Hizashi's death because it, will make it known that he is against it. Violently against it. Raikage vs. Hiashi?
** This may also be a PoorCommunicationKills moment where we discover the Raikage was not in fact aware of all the details of the Hyuuga case, given that such an underhanded move is COMPLETELY out of character for him, and he has a scene with Hiashi and Neji that will tie into the recent theme of BREAKING chains of hatred and revenge rather than prolonging them.
*** During the meeting, the Raikage was visibly ticked when he learned that Ao had the byakugan. Implying that he wanted it. Either that or he was disgusted that The Mist had the magic eye that one of his high ranking jounin was killed over.
**** No, when he was screaming "You bastard" he was talking about '''Danzo''', not Ao since he just figured from what Ao said that he was mind-controlling Mifune, vindicating his angered claim that Danzo could not be trusted.
Alternatively, the 4th Raikage will either kill Sasuke or [[PoorCommunicationKills things]] [[NotWhatItLooksLike will]] [[MistakenForMurderer happen]] that make it look like he did. When Naruto, who is still holding out for hope of Sasuke being redeemed, comes onto the scene, he ''[[SuperpoweredEvilSide flips the fuck out]]'' and goes 7-Tails on the Raikage. This could possibly mean the end of "A", the ''[[FourIsDeath Fourth]]'' Raikage.
* This would be a very stupid and anticlimactic twist if it turned out true. Thankfully, it seems all but completely impossible at this point.

[[WMG: Naruto's ability to sense people's chakra isn't a Sage Technique, it's a Kekkei Genkai]]
We know Naruto has lousy chakra control, so he tends to muscle his way through techniques rather than master them with precision. Perhaps that's what he's doing here- he always had the ability to sense chakra, but Sage Mode gives him the chakra needed to extend its range to a distance that is actually useful in combat or persuit. Now, who is the only other character we've seen who has the ability to positively identify someone out of sight by the target's chakra signature? That right, Karin, someone who looks suspiciously like Kushina. I submit that Karin is an Uzumaki- Kushina's niece.
* If Karin's power was genetic, why was she the only survivor when her village was burned down? Also, Shi, Ao, and Fu show that sensing chakra from long range is not an ability unique to one family, and the databooks says the technique Karin uses is ninjutsu (probably just something to help focus the power).
** Same reason that Rock Lee was able to trounce Sasuke when they sparred before the Chuunin Exams- knowing that something is coming and being able to stop it are two very different things. Indeed, such power can become a curse when you see the fate developing and know you are powerless to stop it.
*** But then how did Karin herself get away if just knowing they were coming wasn't enough?
**** How old is Karin again? 16 or so? Then there is always the possiblity that she isn't Kushina's ''niece'' and that the someone sent her to live there...
* See: [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4087763/1/Whirlpool_Country This Fic]]
* Torune, Shee and Inoichi also seem to be able to sense chakra.
* No Kekkei Genkai for Naruto. He can do fine without it.

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[[WMG:It's going to be SHIKAMARU who winds up fighting the Mizukage]]
It fits. Shikamaru's long streak of having to fight strong-personalitied women was only really broken by his sensei's death and the need to avenge it (and the fact that the only female member of Akatsuki was needed for a HeelFaceTurn). There's GOING to be a brawl between the Kages and some of the Konoha villagers. It's inevitable.

It's actually scarily plausible: Shikamaru has some decidedly old-fashioned views about how women should be treated, and the Mizukage has some decidedly forward-thinking views about how sexism should be viewed. It also fits into his character growth: He's taken down a member of Akatsuki: That only really leaves a Kage, and Kishimoto likes Shikamaru too much NOT to include him in a few more major fights.

Calling IKnewIt rights on this on, right now.
* That whole thing about her being pissed that her bodyguard was being "sexist", really isn't an at all accurate translation. She got pissed because she (rather insanely) misinterpretted his statement that the other guard was being too weaked willed as saying she was old. [[{{Scanslation}} SleepyFans]] were trying to [[{{Woolseyism}} get that to work in English somewhat]], but it really ended up coming out the wrong way. Still, that fits the trend of "strong willed, aggresive, and even a little scary", perhaps even better.
** So she's basically a ChristmasCake with a lot of pent-up bitterness about it.
*** And I'm willing to bet that when Shikamaru wins, Temari's going to find herself competing against the Mizukage. Why? Because it seems the more strong-willed, aggressive, and a little scary they are, the more likely they are to go after him after losing to him. The only reason Tayuya and Kin didn't chase after Shikamaru is because working for Orochimaru tends to leave one with a bad case of dead.
* Why the hell would anyone of the good guys have to fight the Mizukage?

[[WMG: Madara was the previous Mizukage. While there, he fathered a girl.]]
That girl is the current Mizukage. A year or two before Zabuza's own genin exam, Madara entered into a pact with Danzo to destroy Konoha. Danzo helped Madara bring the Kyubi to Konohagakure that fateful night when Naruto was born. The price of this was that Danzo required a Sharingan eye, much like Kakashi. Medical ninja swapped his eye for her activated Sharingan.
The operation left her with a small scar, which is why she covers the eye she got from Danzo. It's not to keep her Sharingan from being active all the time... After all, she's an Uchiha. She can control it just fine. She just doesn't like the idea of people seeing the scar she has on her face.
The more I read that batch of crazy, the more it makes sense.
* Madara was dead. Tobi was clearly not the previous Mizukage (more like controlling him). Not sure about the other details.

[[WMG:Kushina Uzumaki is still alive]]
The fourth could have sent her away so that, if he failed to seal the Kyuubi, she would be safe. She may have believed that the village was destroyed, Giving her a bad case of {{Heroic BSOD}} that made her want to stay away from the village. Team 7 and friends will probably find her on the way to Sasuke.
** Alternatively, the Elders (or, at least, Danzo) sent her off to the former Land of Whirlpools in a sort of Ninja witness protection Program, and then told her that she had to stay there for Naruto's safety... or they blackmailed her.
* Looked pretty dead to me.

[[WMG:Tobi is dead, and Madara stole his identity.]]
Tobi was killed by Deidara's [[FantasticNuke C0 jutsu]], an explosion like that would've either vaporized him or burn him beyond recognition. Madara didn't reveal himself until after Tobi died, he took advantage of Tobi's mysteriousness (nobody knew him that well anyway) to continue hiding. He didn't reveal himself to everybody at first, he wanted to gradually come out of the shadows. What better way to reveal yourself slowly than by disguising as somebody in order to hide in plain sight. Thanks to his sharringan, he is able to impersonate Tobi perfectly. Maybe Madara convinced Zetsu to let Tobi join Akatsuki, for this purpose.
* Nah. Tobi was alive and fine, and lying non stop.

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