History WMG / BleachShikaiJossed

* Or it could be [[ThePunisher a gun that shoots swords]].

Although, going by this logic, some of the weaker Arrancar would also have been Vasto Lorde, including [[EnsembleDarkhorse Charlotte]], [[SmugSnake Luppi]], [[FunnyAfro Gantenbainne]] and [[AmazonBrigade Mila Rose]]. Maybe there's more to the Gillian/Adjuchas/Vasto Lorde level system than we know...

For no real reason other than it being OneHundredAndEight times [[FourIsDeath Four]].

[[WMG: Ichigo will gain [[Franchise/DevilMayCry familiar demon powers]] next]]

** An alternate theory in the same vein would be having someone scream that they [[PeterPan don't believe in fairies]]. Conflict stops right there.

* It'd be interesting if her Bankai was a bow. Just so we could, in fact, link one thing to another. Her shikai is probably a manta-shaped blade of sorts (I copied the idea from a {{Subeta}} weapon, but please, don't kill me). Also, it'd be funny if she scolded Ishida for being so... Haphazardous. Oh, the irony. Worst part? I was planning something similar in my fanfiction.

...[[DonnieDarko The Killing Moon]]. Fits with the name of his former Zanpakuto, the theme of the series,the song theme naming of other Fullbrings and, let's be frank, [[RuleOfCool sounds awesome.]]

* Or [[TheSimpsons a gun that shoots dogs with bees in their mouth, so when the dogs bark, the bees fly out and sting you]]
* Or a gun that [[{{Painkiller}} shoots shurikens]] [[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation and lightning.]]

Granted, such a fight is guaranteed to [[FromBadToWorse make the situation worse]] and there is [[EpilepticTrees absolutely no basis]] for this guess, other than like Alucard, Aizen is NighInvulnerable incarnate and how [[CrazyAwesome EPIC]] would it be to watch these two throw down? The answer: '''[[SoCoolItsAwesome VERY.]]'''

*** Still Jossed, the new BigBag is Yhwach.

Now that Aizen has Ichigo right where he wants him, he can reveal all this to him, creating another ludicrous WhamEpisode, surprising all of Bleach's readers, and launching his attack on the now-vulnerable fourth wall, as detailed above.

Aizen reveals some sort of jacked up convoluted plot to [[AGodAmI become god]], or [[{{Instrumentality}} create one conciseness]], or [[ArsonMurderandJaywalking dress up all of Soul Society as poodles]].

* So Ukitake is like [[{{Dragonlance}} Raistlin?]] Raistlin has an evil spirit in him too, which causes his ill health. Both of them have white hair too!

[[WMG: [[{{Hellsing}} Alucard]] will arrive in Karakura Town, BigDamnHeroes style and attack Aizen, having ''FINALLY'' found a WorthyOpponent.]]

He's DangerouslyGenreSavvy enough to realize that if he ever loses, then he could beg for forgveness and mention the fact that nobody died. He'll get thrown in jail for a couple of years and get released later. Then Momo will go vigilante {{Yandere}} and kill him and herself.

** The PeacemakerKurogane version of Saitou is also quite a bit more ambiguous, or at least a very, very good actor.

* Moved to the main WMG page to say [[spoiler: CONFIRMED]]

[[WMG: Being a Fullbring user is a [[ComicBook/{{X-Men}} mutant power]].]]

[[WMG: The only way to defeat Aizen is with a [[TengenToppaGurrenLagann Gurren Lagann level]] [[WorldOfCardboardSpeech epic speech.]]]]

Ichigo gives a [[WorldOfCardboardSpeech World of Cardboard Speech]] [[TengenToppaGurrenLagann to put Kamina to shame.]]

** No, he wasn't on anything at all! He just really liked orange sunglasses. Glasses, actually. He had a pair in his pocket and put them on right after he killed the hollow (his back was turned to Rukia, Ukitake, and the camera, remember?). His crazy laughter and taunting of Rukia and Ukitake were just for the lulz. However, he realized that his glasses could never be as [[CoolShades cool]] as [[TengenToppaGurrenLagann Kamina's]], so he threw himself on Rukia's sword.

The plot goes like this: Aizen's true objective is to overthrow the king of Soul Society, so he can replace him as God. To do this, he needs the royal key. In order to create the key, Aizen needs to gather 100,000 souls in Karakura Town, which has an unusually large concentration of spirit particles. Aside from killing the many souls used in its creation, creating the key will also vaporize most of Karakura Town. The ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist'' part: kill lots of people to make AppliedPhlebotinum (Philosopher's Stone). The ''CodeGeass'' part: overthrow God. The ''End of Evangelion'' conclusion: Technically, replacing God means destroying the system, reducing everyone to simple form and causing [[AssimilationPlot Mass Assimilaiton]].

And not a little one either. It will probably focus on the children of the main cast (Ichigo/Orihime (because Rukia's invisible), [[PairTheSpares Uryu/Tatsuki]], and Chad adopted some kid (parrot-kid?)) to deal with Aizen when he breaks out. Rukia will be the childrens guide in the Spirit World.

This is the real reason Aizen has been so overpowering and claiming that he orchestrated all those unlikely [[GambitRoulette plans]] as of late, Kyoka Suigetsu has taken control of Aizen's senses and possibly his mind by feeding into his ever enlarging ego and playing out his MartyStu dream of godhood.

....... Because he deserves it; not only just inserting himself into the lives of Ichigo's friends as some MartyStu,[[spoiler: but replacing the most important people in Chad and Orihime's memories, Chad's grandfather and Orihime's brother. ]]

[[spoiler: All I can say are [[TwoWords Two Words]]. Everyone, say it with me! I...REJECT! And thus, Aizen will cease to exist. The Hogokyou will cease to exist. The world will be back to normal. [[EvilerThanThou ...Until a new villian comes around.]]]]

** Now I fully admit that my sole knowledge of the Shinsengumi comes from RurouniKenshin. But the dichotomy between that version of Saitoh- incredibly badass, unflappable, and completely dedicated to justice, has at best minor connections with Ichimaru- the "thrust" of the sword- Gaoutsu and Shinsou, and the unflappableness. Other than that, they've got literally nothing in common.

Think about it. In Soul Society, the Soukyoku [[http://manga.animea.net/bleach-chapter-151-page-6.html was said to have the power of one million zanpakutou]], yet Ichigo blocked it with one. If we go by the soul count of each zanpakutou, [[CaptainObvious that's one million souls.]] And this was ''before'' Ichigo fought Byakuya, underwent Hollow training, and even knew that Aizen was a threat. Besides, who ever said that the Key was composed of ''only'' one hundred thousand souls?

He'll finally set Orihime to the [[BerserkButton breaking point]], after seeing that [[spoiler: nearly EVERYONE is dead]], she's finally gonna lose it. Travel to the human world, despite Ichigo and Co.'s pleas, she will confront Aizen on her own. Aizen will obviously think this is just Orihime being stupid; until he finds himself [[OutGambitted Out]] [[OhCrap Gambit]][[ThisIsGonnaSuck ted]] by Orihime.

Kubo may well be sick of Gin getting the [[DracoInLeatherPants leather pants]], and decided to show Gin's fans once and for all that he is evil (since Turn Back the Pendulum didn't do it). What better way to prove this than to kill off the only two people from the Gotei 13 that he still supposedly cares about. Doesn't explain why the rubble from Shinso's Bankai didn't just crush them (and instead must have intentionally avoided them), but this theory needed to be tossed out there. The alternative is that Aizen will kill them, hitting Gin's supposed BerserkButton. Either is sure to be a TearJerker, and make me laugh.

[[WMG: {{Inuyasha}} will kill Aizen]]

The Houkyoku is actually the [[{{Inuyasha}} Shikon No Tama]]. Kisuke stole it from Japan 500 years ago.

[[WMG: Aizen is planning something involving plots similar to a combination of ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist'', CodeGeass and EndOfEvangelion]]
The plot goes like this: Aizen's true objective is to overthrow the king of Soul Society, so he can replace him as God. To do this, he needs the royal key. In order to create the key, Aizen needs to gather 100,000 souls in Karakura Town, which has an unusually large concentration of spirit particles. Aside from killing the many souls used in its creation, creating the key will also vaporize most of Karakura Town. The ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist'' part: kill lots of people to make AppliedPhlebotinum (Philosopher's Stone). The ''CodeGeass'' part: overthrow God. The ''EndOfEvangelion'' conclusion: Technically, replacing God means destroying the system, reducing everyone to simple form and causing [[AssimilationPlot Mass Assimilaiton]].

[[WMG: Ichigo will gain [[DevilMayCry familiar demon powers]] next]]

** Who says it has to be a shinigami? See the "Orihime is the King's Key, or has it sealed inside of her" theory below. Or don't, since [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin the title makes it pretty clear]].

** Although they probably are there as parodies of the main character's best (and probably only) friends, like [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Toji and Kensuke]], or [[DigimonTamers Kazu and Kenta]].